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Official Trailer for The Thing: Go Gargle Battery Acid

By TK | Trailers | July 15, 2011 | Comments ()

By TK | Trailers | July 15, 2011 |


Joel Edgerton looks OK in a generic brooding guy in a horror film sort of way, but it looks like Mary Elizabeth Winstead is in full-on Final Destination mode, all open-mouthed reaction shots. And then there's the dude from Fired Up!.

My conclusion: Needs more Perlman. It's a tested and proven philosophy: Everything is improved with Ron Perlman.

Do I think the film will do anything more than suck festering lizard balls? No, I do not. And even if it improves slightly upon festering lizard balls, Screw you, Universal. Just out of principal, I'd like to force-feed you rabid lampreys.



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