Pajiba

Glasses on Kristen Bell = ugly, high school nerd? She's All That, Too: Electric Boogaloo is rolling over in its grave.

Mmmmmm get your sleeves rolled up I'm about to induce some serious Paji-rage;

How long until we roll out the clock on Betty White? Ooooh she's an edgy grandma in a bad rom-com, try not to recycle the same jokes while you trip over your own smug, oft-repeated unoriginal casting.

And you can double down that with this; I'm taking the brunette Jew to the bunk over Veronica.

BRING IT ON BITCHES!

Dear lord, admin, I just espied the "bacon matrix".

Changed my mind, I'm taking THAT to the bunk.

Not that this looks good, but it doesn't really objectify the women, and it's a cast entirely toplined by women. There are enough shitty movies where it's all a bunch of guys fucking around. It's nice to see one with a bunch of cool ladies in it.

Kristen Bell’s breasts? When did she get those?

I think the movie looks fun. It kinda reminds me of 'Just Friends'. Except without Ryan Reynolds. And it isn't a romantic comedy.

Nononono! It's Bell's ass against that boring-looking other chick's ass. And Bell's wins on that competition any day.

Odette Yustman is hotter but both girls are cute and neither have particularly compelling bods, they're just thin.

Now Jamie Lee Curtis has fantastic breasts.

This movie looks pretty boring and I'd have to agree that there has to be something better Hollywood can be doing with the glorious Miss Betty White. Who am I kidding? I'll probably watch this and I'll probably laugh but I'll feel bad about myself the whole time so that's gotta count for something.

C'mon guys! Kristen is a solid A cup.

D-Day, if you weren't also sometimes RD-DayJ and Human Centipede - Segment Three, we'd have to throw down. But I know that you'd just RD-DayJ-wink at me, and I'd just collapse into your arms like always, so I'm not even going to bother.

I will see this movie because I went to high school with the guy playing Bell's brother, although he doesn't appear to have any lines, he's adorable. GL Jimmy!

Can't believe you mentioned all those people's names and not VICTOR GARBER! Honestly, I would watch this just for him, and then picture Sydney Bristow standing next to Bell's breast being all self-righteous and martyr-ish.

Holy continuity error, Batman! KBell has her magic bangs again, first you see them, then you don't, then they're MAGICALLY BACK, ALL PERFECT.

WTF. Are the bangs supposed to tell us something about how her character is feeling?

Well, ERM, I just spent a pleasant 10 minutes with the Google confirming that the Bell-boobies were spectacularly under-utilized in that trailer. I thought that was the case, but I'm all about the research. You can never be too sure.

In what kind of weird alternate Twilight-Zone-ish world is Kristen Bell being billed as the "ugly chick" and some chick I've never heard of gets billed as the "glamorous chick".

Seriously Hollywood? Stretching the belief thing a little far, aren't we?

So basically this is the next cinematic Ass-Off.

Not since Marilyn Monroe's ass fought off the tag team of Jack Lemon and Tony Curtis in "Some Like It Hot" has there been an Ass-Off quite so compelling.

...well nobody's perfect.

Also, breasts are for show, nipples are for WHOA!

Maybe a little late, but:

D-Day, you are dead to me.