'Nurse 3D' Promises To Make At Least One Pair of Breasts Fly At the Camera. I Assume...

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'Nurse 3D' Promises To Make At Least One Pair of Breasts Fly At the Camera. I Assume...

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | January 15, 2014 | Comments ()


Paz de la Huerta stars as titular nurse Abby Russell in this 2012 horror movie that’s been languishing on the shelf since filming in late 2011. From what I can glean from this tv trailer, Abby decides she likes new nurse Danni (Katrina Bowden of the glorious Tucker & Dale Vs Evil) and it seems that “a girl’s night out” involves date rape. After she is rejected, Abby goes cuckoo bananas and starts straight up murdering people.

Also starring Corbin Bleu (High School Musical), Boris Kodjoe (two Resident Evil entries, Baggage Claim) and Judd Nelson (“Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, “Hey, smoke up Johnny.”“), the boob- and blood-filled movie hits On Demand and theaters on February 7th.


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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)

Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)

Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his Pussy Posse Wolf Pack were on the douche prowl in NYC. (Lainey)

Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)

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