'Nurse 3D' Promises To Make At Least One Pair of Breasts Fly At the Camera. I Assume...

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'Nurse 3D' Promises To Make At Least One Pair of Breasts Fly At the Camera. I Assume...

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | January 15, 2014 | Comments ()


Paz de la Huerta stars as titular nurse Abby Russell in this 2012 horror movie that’s been languishing on the shelf since filming in late 2011. From what I can glean from this tv trailer, Abby decides she likes new nurse Danni (Katrina Bowden of the glorious Tucker & Dale Vs Evil) and it seems that “a girl’s night out” involves date rape. After she is rejected, Abby goes cuckoo bananas and starts straight up murdering people.

Also starring Corbin Bleu (High School Musical), Boris Kodjoe (two Resident Evil entries, Baggage Claim) and Judd Nelson (“Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, “Hey, smoke up Johnny.”“), the boob- and blood-filled movie hits On Demand and theaters on February 7th.


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  • "My schedule's been murder"..... :-|

    Seriously? This is either going to suck fetid zombie balls or going to be an absolutely shining camp classic. There is no in-between.

  • Guest

    Breasts? If it's 3D I expect injection needles squirted at camera, runaway IV lines, heck why not go full on "Carry On Nurse":

    "Oh, Mrs Wigglebottom relax it's just a little prick." {ooooooooooooooooo}


  • Aidan Harr

    Paz de la Huerta should slither back into whatever reptilian cesspool she was spawned from.

  • Batesian

    The other reptiles kicked her out for lowering the cesspool standards.

  • zeke_the_pig

    '...goes cuckoo bananas and starts straight up murdering people.'
    Or, as Paz de la Huerta calls it: breakfast.

  • She has a near-perfect name for crazy, phonetically.

  • Guest

    I didn't know who she was, so I googled her and found that her full name is a god damn sentence. María de la Paz Elizabeth Sofía Adriana de la Huerta.

  • zeke_the_pig

    I would marry that name

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