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That V.O. guy couldn't not have laid on his disdain for life any thicker. Seriously, that kid needs a hug.

This movie looks awful.

Hey! I ...can't watch the trailer? It plays *nothing*! Or, like, it plays for 1/2 a second.

It's probably for the best.

I thinkses thats mights haves beens a bad moveses..

What they should really do is give Chris Klein some overly dramatic lines about international intriguey stuff to shout out to FPJR's receding figure, while badassedly diving over trash cans 'n stuff. Now that's comedy.

I believe you are mistaken, Giantess. I whole-heartedly expect to plant a flag on your peak after we throw down in Motown.

Giantess?

Hahaha.

Bitch, the only flag you'll be holding is a white one.

Pookie/sanity ?

I'm sorry, did you say *dance practice*?

It just looks so boring. Doesn't look like a comedy or a drama. Just a boring, badly acted movie with 2 bland guys.

And if this is the guy who's going to replace Don LaFontaine, ewww. He sounds so generic and lifeless.

Godtopus...didn't you just do a post detailing just how horrible Chris Klein's "acting" was the last time he tried it?

This is seriously the blandest coupling I could imagine. Yes, it's getting old seeing the Dirty Frat Pack, but man, at least they were interesting.

I was going to refrain from saying something about the dance practice, but mad props for calling him out AvB.

Guess we know who's team Kayanne.

Wow. The trailer cut off before the end. Not even the editors like this film.

Also, Chris Klein is playing everything like he's expecting Chun Li to jump out from behind a door and kick him in the face.

Pssst MrCresosote, I completely agree with you, but I refuse to like Rhyme have anything. He called me a giantess!

/whisper

Don't make fun of O.R. for having dance practice. I'm sure he looks lovely in a tutu

My grammar school forced us to take Cotillion dancing for two years. I can foxtrot like a motherfucker.

I was in Cotillion during my middle school years. It would have been a lot more fun had all of the guys not also been in the awkward middle school phase of life.

throw down in Motown.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 22, 2009 9:21 PM
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This is in Morgantown? MY town?

*applies for beer tent permit*

Ok, remember when Pajiba Love showed Dan Carlson doing his song and dance? And no one made fun of him? Well imagine that, except our choreographer has 12 years of jazz, hip-hop and tap. And I (being athletic and rather adept at shaking my groove thing) have been recruited into about 5 different dances. I shake my moneymaker all over that stage. Sometimes in large groups, sometimes in a small group, sometimes I get a little partner that I have to lift and twirl and seduce.
I don't even know the dances. I just hear the music and they've been ingrained so deeply into my mind that I go all Jason Bourne and start boogie poppin' and lockin'.
(The Songs Are "Crazy"-By Britney Spears. "Icebox" by Omarion, "Something by Sean Paul"- By Sean Paul. "That I'm Blue" song by the guys who did I'm blue. And "My Girl/Love(? Am I close?)" by Justin Timberlake. Also there's an all-girl dance that Pierre will find a way to recruit me into. But needless to say, I am tired as fuck and a little cranky.)

Unintentional comedy involving these two is always funnier. Let them do more movies like Wing Commander and Street Fighter, those were a laugh.

Is it just me or is this missing the chorus from Saulsbury Hill?

And Chris Klein, either grow the mo or shave that shit off your lip. Sure, you may be milking that boyish eternal pubescence for all it's worth to reel in whatever tweenies haven't had "I *heart* Edward" tattooed on their left a-cup. But jeez guy, not everything belonging to the awkward teenage phase is all that attractive. Namely that brown smudge under your nose that just screams "get your sand-papery pash-rash here!"

This looks freaking hilarious! I cannot wait for this new "bromedy", in which these two "bros" - or brothers, as it were - do some real comedy. This is going to be classic. Jnr and Klein, together at last (again?)!

I don't want to nitpick, because this looks so great that I just had to punch myself hard in the nuts to stop myself having too much fun - but did anyone notice that they recycled a line from an earlier Klein comedy? When he says 'Everything's gonna be OK' at the end (and I have to say, I lolled), that's actually lifted straight from Say It Isn't So. I mean, it's a classic line, so I suppose it doesn't really matter.

My only solace comes in the fact that the video client cut off seconds before then end of the trailer. I may have been spared the final agonizing seconds that would've melted my eyeball right out of my skull.

Nash OUT!

Quit making it difficult to be mad at you, Rhyme, so I can pummel ya!

how did the voiceover guy get this gig? His agent must give some awesome bj's because no one should hire a voice like that... unless it was for said awesome bj....

I'm really too tired and stressed to fight. Can you do me a favor?
Bludgeon m'face in. Kill me.
Tear me apart like soft bread.
Punch me in the ... tits.
Destroy me. Twist m'head clean off.
Put me to sleep with your kind boots Mr. Fancy man.

Rhyme I was more than willing to acquiesce, but then you called me a man. *pout*

Now I gots to get me some vengeance.

Pun not intended, but, okay.

this will surely be a nice movie. the pairing is nice and seeing the trailer, i think this will be a unique comedy movie. me and my family are going to watch this movie.