New Sherlock Holmes Trailer

Werewolves, Sherlock Holmes, and Woah! Put That Thing Back In Its Holster, Mister

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (36)

There is a second trailer out today for Benicio Del Toro’s The Wolfman and, earlier this week, a new full-length television trailer for Sherlock Holmes.

The new trailer for The Wolfman, from director Joe Johnston (Hidalgo, Jurassic Park III) and also starring Anthony Hopkins, make it look much better than it probably is for a movie that’s been delayed several times and, eventually, pushed into early next year (because, of course, all the best movies come out in February, like Hitch and Knowing and Miss March!). Still, it looks impressive — there’s a few glimpses of the transformation (the best reason to see any werewolf movie) and, well, a look at Emily Blunt’s naked backside (wait-up, folks). Otherwise — Meh. I suspect there’s a lot less here than the trailer portends:

And here’s the new trailer for Sherlock Holmes, similar to the other trailers you’ve seen, plus some new footage and dialogue. The good news: Robert Downey, Jr. is still in it.

Oh shit, sorry about that. That was something Nadine emailed, which caused my brain to seize up and temporarily shut down (which is the reason for the mix-up here). Scrub your eyes with bleach, and let’s try this again:

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I can't watch videos here at work, and something tells me I should be thankful...

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 21, 2009 8:19 PM

OMG! Tonetta! A new video. Looks like he's been working out. This one is far less scary than his others.

Posted by: Carrie at October 21, 2009 8:26 PM

Oh Jesus. I came home to a bed covered in cat pee, and that Tonetta video is still the worst thing to happen to me all day.

Posted by: Xandie at October 21, 2009 8:35 PM

Why is the internet so weird? WHY?

Posted by: mint.jane at October 21, 2009 8:38 PM

I just... I can't find the words... is that a plastic loincloth?

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 21, 2009 9:05 PM

Tonetta = My New Role Model.

Posted by: Spender at October 21, 2009 9:26 PM

Is that Mickey Rourke?

Posted by: Cindy at October 21, 2009 9:31 PM

Otherwise — Meh. I suspect there’s a lot less here than the trailer portends:

Man, don't say that.
Positive thinking. Positive.

This film will rule.

Posted by: Rykker at October 21, 2009 9:31 PM

I'm pretty sure you mean "waist-up".

Tsk.

Posted by: Recondite at October 21, 2009 9:32 PM

I .... I was afraid to watch any more of that video, because it really started to look like his plastic skirt and his thong were slipping away into the future. I made it one minute and eleven seconds. I'm scared. Please hold me.

P.S. Then I began to think about Holmes and my hope that RDJ and Jude Law are going to make out (shhh! don't wreck it for me) and I got better. Ahhhhh.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at October 21, 2009 10:12 PM

Soooo . . . this Mark Strong guy is . . . Stanley Tucci's younger brother?

Posted by: Lauren at October 21, 2009 10:20 PM

TONETTA!!!
*NOW* pajiba is my favorite website ever!

check this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERbsLVwb3nQ

this is totally how i see spender in my mind's eye.

Posted by: gp at October 21, 2009 10:20 PM

I get kind of a Buffalo Bill vibe from Tonetta.

I'm scared.

Posted by: ZombieNurse at October 21, 2009 10:28 PM

oh, ZombieNurse, he totally puts the lotion on my skin.

Posted by: gp at October 21, 2009 10:50 PM

This is not helping my insomnia.

Posted by: greer at October 21, 2009 10:52 PM

44 seconds, Dustin. That's how much of my life you and Nadine owe me. And I aims ta git mah 44 seconds!

Posted by: David at October 21, 2009 11:12 PM

My sentiments exactly ZombieNurse! What's with the dead eyes? I thought that was a Nixon mask and then the jaw started moving and I realized THAT WAS NO MASK. Thankfully for dead eyes I found it difficult to look away so little time was wasted on his gyrating shower-curtained loins.

Worse then the human centipede. That shit was fake.

Posted by: Vinci at October 21, 2009 11:43 PM

Argh, I actually watched the whole thing. That song was kind of catchy, but OMG the mask, frightening!

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at October 22, 2009 2:27 AM

Oh, and I really want the werewolf movie to be good...it looks good...a girl can hope, right?

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at October 22, 2009 2:29 AM

I'm not sorry. I'M NOT SORRY.NOW YOU WILL KNOW ALL I DREAMED ABOUT LAST NIGHT. WHY DOES HE HAVE THE COLD DOLL EYES OF A SHARK?

Also, they filmed parts of Sherlock in Liverpool, my Home town =)
My driving instructor even let us take lessons AROUND WHERE WE KNEW THEM TO BE FILMING in the hopes we would catch a glimpse of RDJ and company....we didn't.
BUT I can go and touch cobblestones whereupon he's walked...and dig them up. And keep them in my room. Sleeping on them like cold, uncomfortable pillows of AMAZEBALLS.

I take the Tonetta video as a sort of universe aimed revenge for keeping me from meeting RDJ. TAKE THAT YOU BITCHES.

Posted by: Nadine at October 22, 2009 6:41 AM

NADINE!!!!! STOP FILMING DADDY IN HIS PRIVATE TIME.......oh wait er yeah I mean Tonetta yeah him.......

Posted by: nieve at October 22, 2009 6:46 AM

Also, Mark Strong is basically GOD and that is all anyone needs to know. Ever.
HE should have been Moriarty not Brad fucking Pitt who while pretty and gifted IS NOT NOW NOR NEVER WILL BE Moriarty. Ilike Brad but he's nothing beside RDJ, he's gonna be such a charismatic lightweight, whereas Strong has the charm and skill to make Moriarty a genuine threat. Not to mention he looks as evil as FUCK, whereas Brad is incapable of looking Evil.

Posted by: Nadine at October 22, 2009 6:51 AM

NIEVE SHUT UP SHUT UP THEY CANT KNOW

Posted by: Nadine at October 22, 2009 6:54 AM

Nadine now you've ruined sherlock holmes for me. Im just gonna spend all my time when I finally watch it looking for remnants of the Brookside set and that dock area where this morning used to be filmed.

Itll be like when I watch Doctors and I just look for pubs I know... speaking of the devil its on now... so time for some bland daytime television set in nowheresville.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at October 22, 2009 8:57 AM

By the time Sherlock Holmes finally comes out, I'm deathly afraid that:

1. We've already seen all the good bits.
2. It'll seem sooooo slooooow compared to the trailer.
3. During the slow bits, I will be visualizing Tonetta's plastic loin monkey because I have a friggin' photographic memory and Dustin sucks.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 22, 2009 9:13 AM

Hey jim of the lower case, we used to live right by the Brookeside sets! and once when we were little we climbed up the security gate and yelled at them to give us a part. They set the guards on us instead and if you used to watch this morning Im pretty sure you have seen me and Nadine waving at Richard and Judy. And we always tried to get on the floating weather map, hey did you know there is a giant SQUID in the Mersey!!?? yeah true story.

Posted by: nieve at October 22, 2009 9:18 AM

I always used to watch that floating weather map when I was off school it was awesome... the weatherman always looked like he was gonna fall in on the jump to Ireland.

SQUID in the Mersey??? How big? We've barely even got a river here in Brum just a piddly little thing that I run through and lots of canals... cough cough more than venice.

Did you ever see Anna Friel or even Sue Johnston that would have been awesome... Seeing Ricky Tomlinson would have weirded out me as he looks like my uncle.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at October 22, 2009 9:48 AM

Benicio Del Toro and Robert Downey Jr all in the same post? Is it my birthday and I forgot? The perfection of those two movies can barely be contained. Note: I may have a slightly biased opinion where these movies are concerned because BDT and RDJ.

Posted by: Eyvi at October 22, 2009 9:54 AM

I used to see Sinbad all the time especially the Empire theatre stage door. And we interupted Gary Corkill (was that the characters name? Gary something the on who threw the mum and kid off a building) filming once, that was one of the times they send the guards after us.

Yeah that map is the most unstable thing in the world poor fred lived in constant fear of drowning.

Well its a giant squid so.......

Posted by: nieve at October 22, 2009 10:36 AM

Yeah but you dont use upper case so it cant be mega shark giant octopus big...

Investigate... is it on first name terms with the godtopus? what did it think of mods versus rockers? does it hate the wirral? did it ever just get annoyed with that floating map of the country or did it just like to play squid eats country...

Posted by: jim of the lower case at October 22, 2009 11:12 AM

Ok after extensive research I have found out that it IS a mega shark Vs giant octopus big, in fact its so big it can barely move around the Mersey and yes, Godtopus does often call him up and discuss many giant squid related subjects such as tentacle care, where to buy the best ink refills, which Whisky is better wild turkey or glenfiddich etc.
GIANT SQUID or GS as he wants to be known feels that the mod VS rocker argument is on par with the ninjas VS pirates argument and it cant be solved with in one afternoon.

Oh and the floating map? Bane of his life, at first he was all 'oooh yeah squid eats country or woohoo GIANT TOKYO SQUID eats Britain and impersonating Ted the weather man' but that got old fats now he spends him time trying to snap it in half.

Was that enough investigating?

Posted by: nieve at October 22, 2009 2:56 PM

OK anyone want to tell me what the fuck that header picture is? It looks like Billy Ray Cyrus in his underwear in a tub and it's disgusting but I have to know.

Posted by: figgy at October 22, 2009 3:06 PM

Tonetta = Jame Gumb
WTF was that?

Posted by: joanne at October 22, 2009 7:31 PM

But how does octo-mod feel? He's no longer the most famous sea creature on the mersey... And Freddie Starr is livid he ate the hamster but now to be the biggest thing in liverpool he has to eat a squid

Posted by: jim of the lower case at October 22, 2009 8:08 PM

Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club -- http://AgelessOnly.COM/. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Posted by: Helen at October 23, 2009 1:30 AM

Eat it and have sex with it...not necessarily in that order

Posted by: nieve at October 23, 2009 2:30 PM

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