New "Oblivion" Trailer: Tom Cruise Does A Bad Wall-E Impression

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New Oblivion Trailer: Tom Cruise Does A Bad Wall-E Impression

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | February 13, 2013 | Comments ()


Oblivion is Tom Cruise's latest movie where his name is Jack. Like Wall-E, Jack works on a devastated and destroyed Earth, cleaning up and repairing things left behind. Jack has a wife, though, that lives on an orbiting ship with him. Jack has memories of a woman he doesn't remember and one day he disobeys direct orders to protect some pods with people in them. Guess who is in one of the pods? Later on, he gets captured by Morgan Freeman playing Laurence Fishburne playing Morpheus. Also, some of the space crafts look like a dick and balls. Enjoy the trailer!

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