New 'Iron Man 3' Trailer Is 30 Seconds Of Pun-less Action And Somber Looks.
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New Iron Man 3 Trailer Is 30 Seconds Of Pun-less Action And Somber Looks.

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | March 19, 2013 | Comments ()

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The other Marvel franchise movies get sweet names like Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Thor: The Dark World. Iron Man gets Iron Man 3 instead of Iron Man: The Loss of Smarm or Iron Man 3: It's All Fun And Games Until Sh*t Gets Real. It's a damn shame.

There's also the problem that, after The Avengers, we are supposed to believe that Tony Stark can't handle one non-god coming after him and the people he cares about. Iron Man flew into another dimension and survived a nuclear blast, fell to the Earth and was revived by Hulk roaring loudly enough in his face to jump-start his arc reactor or whatever, and we're supposed to be afraid he won't survive Mandarin? Unless this third movie is in place to push Iron Man out and War Machine into The Avengers, I don't think it serves much purpose. I'm sure you'll all tell me how wrong and idiotic I am in the comments. For now, enjoy the short trailer.

(H/T Latino Review)

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • asuhiusdb


  • Reach down, grab the reins and enjoy the ride with RDJ and what is still a killer suit.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    "Moved Permanently" to a site that triggers a Web of Trust warning.

    No, thanks.

  • logan

    I'm not lucky enough for them to kill off Paltrow. I was hoping her ego would prevent her form returning to a comic book movie. But apparently she will slum it up for a paycheck.

  • Lee

    I wish people would stop putting her in movies.

  • Mike D

    It feels like they are going for a Dark Knight, vibe. Villian with mysterious background and odd cadence / way of talking, starts taking things away from our hero that he loves, thereby leading our hero to a dark place, to which we, the viewer, may lose him forever. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they killed pepper.

  • Buck Forty

    Of course they kill Pepper, just like they did M. It's 2013. Everyone dies.

  • Cazadora

    I have an encylopedia of Marvel characters that I bought on a whim and Pepper did die in the comics, though she was never listed as a love interest of Tony. I kind of wondered if Marvel was going to go there.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Still better than Iron Man: The Goopening

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