New 'Iron Man 3' Trailer Is 30 Seconds Of Pun-less Action And Somber Looks.
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New Iron Man 3 Trailer Is 30 Seconds Of Pun-less Action And Somber Looks.

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | March 19, 2013 | Comments ()

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The other Marvel franchise movies get sweet names like Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Thor: The Dark World. Iron Man gets Iron Man 3 instead of Iron Man: The Loss of Smarm or Iron Man 3: It's All Fun And Games Until Sh*t Gets Real. It's a damn shame.

There's also the problem that, after The Avengers, we are supposed to believe that Tony Stark can't handle one non-god coming after him and the people he cares about. Iron Man flew into another dimension and survived a nuclear blast, fell to the Earth and was revived by Hulk roaring loudly enough in his face to jump-start his arc reactor or whatever, and we're supposed to be afraid he won't survive Mandarin? Unless this third movie is in place to push Iron Man out and War Machine into The Avengers, I don't think it serves much purpose. I'm sure you'll all tell me how wrong and idiotic I am in the comments. For now, enjoy the short trailer.

(H/T Latino Review)

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