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No, you know what? NPH doesn't get off free for this. Never. I will never forgive him. No free passes after you pull shit like this.

Never. I will never forgive him. No free passes after you pull shit like this.

This is now where you're drawing the line with him? I didn't realize that you were such a huge fan of NPH in Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore , figs.

thanks to NPH, The Fucks looks only half as excruciating

I think you're blinding yourself with your NPH love. He didn't lift that trailer up. It dragged him way down. Shame on everyone who has anything to do with this piece of crap.

No.

I do NOT appreciate this trailer for the simple misuse of the verb "to smurf"; especially in the sentence "I think I just smurfed in my mouth". Traditionally, the verb "smurf" is used to replace a naughty piece of language. Last time I checked, 'vomit' or 'throw up' wren't naughty words. So, i inserted other words from my endless lexicon of dirty and came up with the following replacements:

He thinks he just shit in his mouth.
He thinks he just jizzed in his mouth.
He thinks he just came in his mouth.
He thinks he just munged in his mouth.
He thinks he just feltched in his mouth.
He thinks he just pissed in his mouth.
He thinks he just queefed in his mouth.

Any one of these would have been an appropriate use, but alludes to a completely different setting in which to utter the sentence which, in the end, I suppose, would have led to a more severe rating for the film, at least PG-13.

However, there are 2 instances when "smurf" does seem to be used precisely as intended.

"Where the smurf are we?" - 'smurf' meaning any number of wonderful words but most likely "fuck", a favorite amongst wordsmiths such as myself.

"Let's smurf this joint." - This is a slightly gray area to use the term, but, technically acceptable, in that the replaced word is a homonym for a word commonly used to describe oral sex on a man. And here, this could be the case, but ONLY if this scene's full contaxt is not presented and we just missed a gnarly scene of that smurfing smurf Smurfette getting gang smurfed by every smrufing dude in the smurfing building. But again...PG.

After analysis this hot steaming smurfing smurf of a smurf-fest isn't worth the day old dog smurf on the bottom on a pair of old smurf-smelling tennis shoes covered in a bum's smurf.

Damn, NPH, W. T. F. ?

Regardless, I'd still smurf that.

I don't know about NPH, but John Oliver took a role in the Smurf movie so that he could make fun of it on his podcast.

I dont remember a Scottish Smurf

Despite NPH love, I am morally opposed to this movie!

Yes, I will see this. I loved the Smurfs growing up. I make no apologies

Don't forget, Bill Murray did the same thing. I just try to clear my throat when people try to bring it up. I'll do the same for NPH as long as it's just this one time.

Keep functioning ,splendid job!

Keep functioning ,great job!

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