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Trailers | March 12, 2009 | Comments (28)


After a puzzling year-long delay in finding a distributor, the film adaptation of Michael Chabon’s wonderful novel The Mysteries of Pittsburgh will finally release this spring through Peace Arch, an independent distribution company. Mysteries director (and Friend Of Pajiba) Rawson Thurber (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story) adapted Chabon’s coming-of-age story about a working class college graduate (Jon Foster) whose self-image and values evolve over the course of a summer spent in an odd, sexually charged relationship with a society girl (Sienna Miller) and her thug boyfriend (Peter Sarsgaard).

Mysteries debuted at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival, where the Pajiba contingent attended a screening and had generally favorable reactions. Thurber’s adaptation substantially alters the pivot point of the story, essentially switching the focus from the novel’s main plot to its primary sub-plot to place more emphasis on the protagonist’s dream-like experiences with and romantic admiration for the Miller and Sarsgaard characters. Miller’s playful tigress and Sarsgaard’s sleazily appealing biker drive the adaptation, which relegates Foster’s primary love interest from the novel (Mena Suvari) to third string behind another intriguing storyline, Foster’s difficult relationship with his inaccessible gangster father (Nick Nolte).

Despite these changes, Thurber successfully captures the mood and tone of the book, thanks to both his subtle sense of narrative and the generally excellent cast. As the film’s axis around which the more interesting characters revolve, Foster’s primary job is to stay out of the grown-ups’ way, which he does admirably. The always-excellent Sarsgaard plays to his unsavory strengths as the mercurial biker boy, a more dangerous version of his supporting role in Garden State. Nolte is perfect as a grouchy mobster who wants his son to have a better future than he had but still values obedience more than love. But Sienna Miller is the revelation here; tawny, cool and chippy, her nihilistic party girl projects a façade of invulnerability that begins to fray along with her relationship with Sarsgaard. Sienna Miller the movie star may be a publicist’s nightmare, but Sienna Miller the actor continues to deliver the goods — she was fantastic in Interview with Steve Buscemi and the only thing worth seeing in the disappointing Factory Girl.

Advance reviews for Mysteries have been mixed, trending a bit negative, which has provided a convenient mallet for bashing the film’s failure to find a distributor. I’m happy to be the contrarian. Given the steady stream of Hollywood sewage that always seems to find instant distribution into my ear- and eye-holes, it’s a crime that it took so long for a pretty good picture to find its way to the screen. Have a look:


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Comments

Sarsgaard= Me In.

Or what ever the correct English translastion of that is, If it has Sarsgaard, i'll watch it.
He is AWESOME.

Posted by: nadine at March 12, 2009 10:56 AM

Why does no one have a Pittsburgh accent?? The Pittsburgh accent is a true American treasure and should be celebrated much more than it is.

And I don't remember Miller's character being Southren in the novel, youns.

Posted by: AM at March 12, 2009 10:59 AM

Miller = Me In Her.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at March 12, 2009 11:01 AM

Ooh, fun news. I've been in such a Chabon mood lately...I'm currently reading Wonder Boys (my, he can put a reader in a scene, this morning I felt like I was eating matzoh and cringing at the histrionics at the dinner table right along with Grady Tripp). And I'm finally going to tackle Kavalier and Clay, I started it a long time ago but wasn't in the mood for a book that size.

Sarsgaard earned my love forever for his perfomance in Shattered Glass.

Posted by: Julie at March 12, 2009 11:01 AM

Thurber’s adaptation substantially alters the pivot point of the story...

What, did they take out the squid or something?

Posted by: Mike R. at March 12, 2009 11:18 AM

So on the one hand there's Saarsgard. Yipee!
On the other hand, there's Miller. Blech!
But then again, there's Nolte. Yipee!

I might be willing to cut her some slack if she ever took a role that wasn't "wild and crazy beautiful girl who doesn't play by the rules". Do we have any actual evidence she can act outside of those perimeters? She's the female Hugh Grant. One. Trick. Pony.
Boynton: you have been blinded by your love for hot chicks with long blonde hair (which of course means you are a heterosexual male).

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 12, 2009 11:18 AM

PaddyDog! Add 'with an attraction to danger and dangerous men' and you're god damn right!

Posted by: nadine at March 12, 2009 11:23 AM

I'm ecstatic about this.
Is it just me or does Peter Saarsgard sound remarkably like John Malcovich in this trailer? Just me? K, moving on...

Posted by: jamiepants at March 12, 2009 11:33 AM

Just finished this book over the weekend and loved it. Also a big fan of Saarsgard, but I don't know if I agree with leaving out the other Arthur, I enjoyed his character. But, I'll definitely be seeing this once it's released.

Posted by: Se7en2 at March 12, 2009 12:14 PM

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Posted by: Jimlove at March 12, 2009 12:22 PM

Saarsgardmyheart.com

You have to give them points for that one.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 12, 2009 12:25 PM

For some reason, Saarsgard always gives me the willies. He looks like a pedophile. Anyone else? No? Just me?

And it's been a hundred years since I read the book, but aren't all these actors a little old to be playing these parts? I remember the characters being in their early- to mid-twenties.

Posted by: jimbob at March 12, 2009 12:37 PM

Saarsgard can give me the willy any day.

Ba dum bum ching!

Posted by: marya at March 12, 2009 12:52 PM

And what exactly does a pedophile look like? I can think of Michael Jackson, "Father" John Geoghan, and numerous guys on the NBC show. None of them look at all alike.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 12, 2009 12:54 PM

Am I the only one that missed Mena Suvari? Not her acting but her face? Cuz I knew a girl who was a dead ringer of her and was dating her ex. True story.

So, is she playing anything other than sex-freak? That's what it looks like from the trailer.

Posted by: yocean at March 12, 2009 1:03 PM

Dude. Frigging finally! It seems like forever ago I was considering doing a little Sarsgard-Sienna stalking in Pittsburgh when they filmed this. (I didn't go. The closest I got was Jude Law standing outside my friend's apartment building. Lame. And kind of hot.) And really, there aren't enough threesome movies out there. At least, outside of porn.

Btw, AM, I've heard many a Pittsburgher without a Pittsburgh accent and many with a country accent.

Posted by: JoAnn at March 12, 2009 1:09 PM

yeah, that pretty much had the same feel as the book. almost exactly the way i imagined it. kind of cool.

however, i wasn't in love with the book.

Posted by: philbo at March 12, 2009 1:34 PM

Thurber’s adaptation substantially alters the pivot point of the story...

What, did they take out the squid or something?

I'm sorry you had to say that on a Thursday, Mike. You've got worse timing than me.


I correctly remembered Mena Suvari, then thought yocean meant Mira Sorvino, then realized that was wrong and then was disappointed. I do kinda miss seeing Mira Sorvino's face. Hey, I like her face!

Posted by: Jay at March 12, 2009 1:37 PM

A Pennsylvania rural accent, okay, but you wouldn't hear them talking like a Texan (a la Miss Miller) if they were from Eastern PA. No way.

Posted by: AM at March 12, 2009 1:40 PM

Was a big fan of Saarsgard until I witnessed him onstage in THE SEAGULL. After that, I credit his editors for all of his film work because his was one of the worst performances i've ever seen.

Oh, and seeing him live, I believe the gay rumors now. He came across as straight as Paul Lynde.

Posted by: Andrew at March 12, 2009 2:05 PM

Saaaaarrrrsgaaaaaaarrrrrrd. He freaks me out. But this sounds good.

Posted by: figgy at March 12, 2009 3:14 PM

He came across as straight as Paul Lynde.

Beautiful. I might be the only one who gets that but...beautiful.

Posted by: Jay at March 12, 2009 3:19 PM

Is it just me or does Peter Saarsgard sound remarkably like John Malcovich in this trailer?

That's what I've been screaming for years - Saarsgaard is totally Malkovich Jr. Not that I have a problem with that - the world can always use more masculine-yet-slightly-fey-and-with-a-hint-of-malice actors. Plus, Saarsgaard is hot.

Posted by: Sarah at March 12, 2009 3:21 PM

I might be the only one who gets that but...beautiful

Are you kidding? What would Charlotte's Web have been without a bitchy homosexual rat?

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at March 12, 2009 4:07 PM

Ya never know with the kids these days.

Posted by: Jay at March 12, 2009 4:09 PM

This looks ok, but I can't bring myself to actually pay money to see something with Sienna Miller. She just comes across as such a flaming asshole.

Posted by: smashed ass at March 12, 2009 4:42 PM

Mr. Saarsgard even played John Malkovich's son in the Man in the Iron Mask. I remember thinking how similar they sounded.

Posted by: racahel at March 12, 2009 11:48 PM