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Choke On a Sickle and Die, You Insufferable Twit

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (24)

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Hey! Remember last week, when we announced that the MTV horror movie, based on its own “My Super Sweet 16,” had set an air date for October 23rd? No. Skipped that post, huh? Don’t blame you. Well, now here’s a trailer. And it looks like dingleberry herpes! Enjoy!

Chris Zylka, Julianna Guill, Lauren McKnight and Matt Angel all star in the project, about a killer who crashes Madison Penrose’s (Guill) birthday bash at the Rollerdome, the site of several grisly murders a decade earlier. Jacob Gentry directed the film from a script by Jed Elinoff and Scott Thomas, who are also responsible for the Paris Hilton reality series in which she tried to find a new best friend.

(H/T Cinematical)


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Comments

That test-pattern gag would have been funnier for me if I hadn't once dated a guy who used to watch it for kicks. I broke it off after catching him mesmerized in front of that thing.

I'm still shuddering.

Posted by: Natural 20 at October 12, 2009 8:46 PM

Well at least I got a good laugh with the headless body skating into the birthday cake.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at October 12, 2009 9:11 PM

Hey Dustin, there is a typo in the headline. You wrote "twit" when you clearly meant "twat."

Posted by: stardust savant at October 12, 2009 9:12 PM

*stares mesmerized at test pattern*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 12, 2009 9:18 PM

Dear John Barbado:

We're through.

N20

Posted by: Natural 20 at October 12, 2009 9:23 PM

Chris Zylka, Julianna Guill, Lauren McKnight and Matt Angel

....Who?

Oh, never mind. I don't give a shit.

Posted by: figgy at October 12, 2009 9:28 PM

I always felt like a killing spree would have improved "My Super Sweet 16."

But this clearly proves me wrong.

Posted by: Fredo at October 12, 2009 9:49 PM


As for My Super Psycho Sweet SixteenI hope they all get fucked to death by cactus style dildos, as well as anyone who has ever been in an episode of the show, or allowed it to see the light of day.

Posted by: George at October 12, 2009 10:37 PM

We all wanted to kill each of those fucking twats and their twat producing parents. Finally MTV is letting us live vicariously through this kind hearted humanitarian who is beheading dumb bitches.

An act of penance from MTV for the shit they have been serving up for years? No probably not but still dead heiresses I am a okay with that.

Posted by: emoney at October 12, 2009 10:40 PM

OMFG, talk about rooting for the killer!

Posted by: jenilane at October 12, 2009 10:46 PM

Was that the Burger King at 00:09?

Posted by: duckandcover at October 12, 2009 10:54 PM

Sweet Godtopus ...

No one driving a truck with a trailer hitch should be allowed near this movie. Any hitch within a mile will be instantly and thoroughly de-chromed.

That being said, I wish I could have hoped that the film would be on par with Student Bodies, but no such luck. Massive suckage, my friends. If I ever see this abortion I will root for the killer and obtain a copy to inflict on helpless prison inmates.

Posted by: The Wanderer at October 12, 2009 11:21 PM

Aren't all 16-year-old girls psycho? They sure are the high school where I hang out, all shrieking and pointing and running from me, you never saw a crazier bunch, they really need some good sedatives, these girls. Fortunately, I always carry a vial, though not ONE ever got into a water bottle, those roofies are for my personal use, I told the judge anyone who says anything else is a fucking liar liar pants on fire.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 12, 2009 11:39 PM

Stupid. My idea in high school was much better. A girl was killed in a vicious attack by her pomeranian, and her undead self decided to have a Super Sweet Funeral with her hundred closest friends. She arrived in a pink hearse/escalade and she and her coffin were carried in by four musclebound hunks to the tune of Pink's "Get this Party Started." Justin Timberlake read/sang her eulogy to her. Best journal essay ever.

Posted by: Erin S at October 13, 2009 1:43 AM

"This concludes Pajiba’s coverage of movie, television, and book news and reviews for Monday, October 12, 2009. Please join us again tomorrow for another exciting day of coverage, which will include two announcements and quite possibly the greatest Pajiba’s Guide to What’s Good for You ever."

Will the navigation buttons at the end of each article be back tomorrow?

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 13, 2009 2:01 AM

Anybody else remember when MTV showed videos vs. made "films", Prince was still dirty, and we thought Michael Jackson was the normal one?

There's gotta be a hair-band retrospective somewhere on cable right now, to cleans my palate, so to speak.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at October 13, 2009 9:15 AM

I'd watch the last episode of the Hills if it ended with Heidi & Spencer getting their heads sliced off.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at October 13, 2009 9:24 AM

@Natural 20:

I didn't know you used to date Dubya. I bet he was fun at parties, though! Exciting!

I also dig your handle/commenter name thingy.

Re: the movie- looks like a good candidate for a Rifftrax.

Posted by: Cat at October 13, 2009 9:26 AM

This is a brilliant idea that should be extended to MTV's entire lineup:

8:00 Cribs-Mike Myers and a rotating series of guest hosts. Tonight, how to get blood out of well, everything. (repeat)

8:30 Artist Interview with Leatherface-the Black Eyed Peas become a Fine Red Mist

9:00 Trick My Ride-Xzibit attempts to bring something called the "Murdertank" in for pimping. Hilarity and dismemberment ensue.

9:30 The Hills-The hills develop eyes.

10:00 Road Rules/Real World Challenge-Two Twits Enter-One Twit Leaves!

10:30 True Life-Holy Crap that guy's got a Chainsaw!

11:00 Steven Tyler close up. (HD where available)

Posted by: mrcreosote at October 13, 2009 9:27 AM

@ cat - shucks, thanks.

Posted by: Natural 20 at October 13, 2009 10:21 AM

Nice one Erin S!

Here's hoping everybody in the movie dies horribly, and that the killer gets some kind of public service medal. Release it as a feel-good comedy and you'll make my semester!

Posted by: lordhelmet at October 13, 2009 11:33 AM

Awesome lineup mrcreosote, even without shenanigans! I do love shenanigans. MTV could product place Shamwows here, there, everywhere ..

Posted by: Boonie at October 13, 2009 11:55 AM

this movie is absolutely horrendous... but i knew this seeing it was an MTV movie.

oh, mtv... why do u keep sucking harder and harder each year

Posted by: Lilly at October 24, 2009 11:10 PM

I loved this movie...such a good premise for a slasher film (who wouldn't want to see these spoiled brats get cut up?), and they did a good job of keeping it short, sweet and action-packed. Lots of gore, too for a TV movie!

Also, I really liked the soundtrack, lots of good tunes, especially "Put the Candle Back" by Electric Owls (that's the song playing while Madison, Olivia and Chloe get ready for the party)

Posted by: darci at November 11, 2009 4:30 PM


















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