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Cancer Movies: The Cynic's Kryptonite

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (39)



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Ah, hell. Below we have the trailer for My Sister’s Keeper, based on the Jodi Picoult novel of the same name. I won’t even pretend to have any objectivity about it — well-made or not, cancer movies kick me in the gut, and cancer movies involving children knee me in the face while I’m trying to catch my breath.

This one does have a compelling premise, and at least a few decent cast members. In it, a married couple, played by Cameron Diaz and Jason Patric, genetically conceive a child — Abigail Breslin — in order to use her to help save their older, cancer-ridden daughter’s life. The catch? When the procedure nears, Breslin’s character hires a lawyer — played by Alec Baldwin — to sue her parents so that she doesn’t have to do the operation (there’s a secret somewhere in there).

Anyway, even the trailer is a sternum kicker (despite the presence of Diaz). It comes from Nick Cassavettes (The Notebook), so you know the guy knows how to jerk some tears. I suspect this one will be a full-throttle weeper. And I hope to God I don’t review it — I am hopeless up against these movies (yeah, even the first Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: In My Pants).

Here’s the trailer.










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Comments

I don't think I'll be seeing cancer movies in a while.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 16, 2009 10:51 AM

Mrs. Newman is a big fan of the author and in particular of this book so she'll be excited. For the most part I don't like "sickness" movies so I'll be doing my best to avoid being dragged to see this.

Posted by: ed newman at April 16, 2009 11:02 AM

I remember my boss at another branch being really irritated for having read this, like "Ugh. Don't read it! Don't do that to yourself!"

Posted by: Jay at April 16, 2009 11:05 AM

I read this book last week and it was a sucker punch to the gut. I will definitely be seeing this film-my only doubt is Cameron Diaz as the Mum? She is so not good enough for that role, hopefully the rest of the cast can carry her.

Posted by: nieve at April 16, 2009 11:10 AM

Aw shit. The trailer made me cry. I hate you.

Posted by: courtney at April 16, 2009 11:23 AM

My one bone to pick with Jodi Piccoult is that the books that she writes (and writes somewhat fluidly and sometimes even, dare I say it, GOOD...) all have a sort of Hollywoodized twisty ending, which I sort of find annoying. Like, she writes these really good stories, gets close to the end, panics, has no idea that a well-written novel needn't be flashy to the point of Cheeze, and throws the old M. Night Shamalamamabam surprise ending in there, perhaps for shits and giggles or more likely because she just has no idea how to finish the story without The Ending That No One Saw Coming...

Well, it does make for good tear-jerking, manipulative endings....

Posted by: Janey at April 16, 2009 11:27 AM

I didn't expect to cry at the trailer.

I did.

Damn it.

Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2009 11:28 AM

goddamnit why don't i learn to listen to you rowles? sniffle.

Posted by: JenVegas at April 16, 2009 11:30 AM


Yes, lovely Amazon.com reminded me via email that Alabama Pink's birthday would have been next week and made me sad all over again.

With a co-worker's husband dying during a leukemia treatment last week, and my niece dying from a brain tumor, I'm cancered out.

Maybe I'll watch sometime in the future...

Posted by: Drake at April 16, 2009 11:34 AM

I didnt cry

But 'do I look pretty daddy?'
and a teary eyed 'yes' may have caused my eyes to redden due to DUST DAMN IT!!DUST!!!

Posted by: nadine at April 16, 2009 11:34 AM

@Drake


*HUG*

Posted by: Nadine at April 16, 2009 11:38 AM

Aww, sorry Dustin, but the geek in me can't resist: "genetically conceive a child"...dude, is there some way to conceive a child that doesn't involve genes that I don't know of?

Okay, now that that childishness is out of my system, this does sound like an absolute heartbreaker.

Posted by: meaux at April 16, 2009 11:39 AM

Hated the book.

Posted by: samantha t at April 16, 2009 11:46 AM

I'm so sorry about your losses Drake.

Posted by: Julie at April 16, 2009 11:47 AM

Dammit all. My wife reads all of Picoult's stuff as well.

Fucking zombie cancer.

Posted by: branded at April 16, 2009 11:56 AM

Drake: *Really, really, really long hug until you feel better*

And there is no way I'm watching this trailer. It's way too early for Abigail Breslin to turn me into a weepy little puddle of emotion.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at April 16, 2009 12:05 PM

Janey I'm with you with her endings, they feel exactly like you say, manipulative. (Kinda like that Nicholas Sparks bloke) Bugs me. I've had to give up on her all together, because she sets things up and then makes them go the opposite way, just for the sake of a meaty ending, and that doesn't sit well with me.

Posted by: Carrie at April 16, 2009 12:09 PM

Hmm, after watching the trailer it all feels a bit sterile and monotone. Didn't push my buttons. Even Breslin seemed a bit wooden. I am obviously dead inside.

And I'm sorry but Alec Baldwin is not Campbell. But then I kinda hate Alec Baldwin, so perhaps I am biased.

Posted by: Carrie at April 16, 2009 12:19 PM

I think I'm physically incapable of tears, but that song gets me teared up every time! Damn you Cassavettes!

And I agree that Cameron Diaz is going to be the weak link in this one. I can't stand her dumb girl trying to be cute laugh!!!

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at April 16, 2009 12:23 PM

Man, now I feel like calling my sisters...

Posted by: SofĂ­a at April 16, 2009 12:32 PM

Great. I'm on crutches. Who's going to get some toilet paper for me to blow my nose now, DUSTIN?

Oh Drake, I'm so sorry. I know what it's like to lose a good friend and family to cancer. I'm so sorry you have to go through that.

Posted by: Miss A at April 16, 2009 1:01 PM

@janey, I'm with you on the twisty ending. It's like she raises all these meaty ethical questions, and then chickens out and fails to follow through on them.

And I can't see Cameron Diaz as the mother, either. In the book, she was tenacious and single-minded, wanting to do everything possible for her ill child, to the point of neglecting her other children. She's a lawyer, and even goes up against Anna's lawyer in court. I just don't think Cameron Diaz has the gravitas to pull that off.

Posted by: rlr260 at April 16, 2009 1:46 PM

Thanks for the kind words and ehugs everyone.

Posted by: Drake at April 16, 2009 1:53 PM

oh no, you aren't getting me to watch that trailer, no way no how.
i don't/can't watch cancer movies.

unless you consider the alien franchise cancer movies.
in which case, bring it.

Posted by: gp at April 16, 2009 2:03 PM

Goddammit. I now want to see a Diaz flick. And I'll tell you what...she seems almost likeable when she's not making all her joker-faced, wonkey-eyed expressions like in every other movie.

Posted by: PissBoy at April 16, 2009 2:11 PM

Looks like they are butchering it a bit to appeal to the masses (less brother storyline, a waaaay too old Campbell, Cameron Diaz is not believable looking as the mother, etc. But it'll probably make everyone cry in theatres so it'll make a shitload of money.

Big hug for DRAKE.

Posted by: grace b at April 16, 2009 2:36 PM

I actually really like Jodi Picoult's books. This was one of my favorites. I'll probably see it, but when I'm alone so that I don't embarass myself. If the trailer is any indication, I'll be a blubbering mess.

Posted by: MissNev at April 16, 2009 3:11 PM

I've read like, half a dozen of Jodi Picoult's books, and she crafts great plots and characters. Even better, she does an enormous amount of research for each book -- genetics, law, courtroom procedure, the history of eugenics, etc.

So....the fact that the people who put this movie together obviously didn't give the same time and effort into reading their source matieral is just... awful. Diaz is only like 36 -- in the book the eldest son is 18. She is a lawyer and had a kid at 18? I don't think Diaz can play that much older. And wait -- is the son even in the movie? Plus they got rid of the whole subplot between Campbell and the social worker (can't remember her name). I loved this book, but I'm definitely not going to see this. I hate when Hollywood ruins a perfectly enjoyable book and then people won't bother to read, just depend on the shitty interpretation.

Posted by: Ariel at April 16, 2009 3:33 PM

It's way too early for Abigail Breslin to turn me into a weepy little puddle of emotion.

That girl has already made me cry! Definitely, Maybe and Little Miss Sunshine.

**spoiler**
Did anyone see Definitely, Maybe when Ryan Reynolds tells her she's the happy ending? Aw jeez.

Posted by: amanda47 at April 16, 2009 4:28 PM

I read that book a couple of years ago, along with the majority of the Jodi Picoult books, one after another. She's the kind of author that is a good writer, but you only really NEED to read one or two of her books. After a while, they seem very samey and predictable. Controversial topic explored, placed into a contemporary setting with a family who it affects. Nineteen Minutes was particularly good, and this one was alright until the typical Picoult ending that never fails to disappoint the reader.
That being said, I may just decide to go and see this one. The Snow Patrol got me, and Abigail Breslin is just so damn cute that she makes any movie worth seeing. Then again, the guy did direct one of my favorite comedies "The Notebook" which failed as a drama, but worked as a rip roaring funny film. So there is that to take into consideration.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at April 16, 2009 4:46 PM

To me, the trailer looks like an improvement on the book. I enjoyed the book when I read it, but even then the characters seemed a bit cliched, and here they seem to have been made a bit more realistic. I believe in Cameron Diaz. They seem to be including a younger version of the son, for whoever asked. Alec Baldwin almost seems like too obvious a choice for Campbell, but I'm sure he'll do spectacularly.

I think this movie could be something really special - and this seems like a strange proviso - if they score it properly. Movies like this too often stick some schmoopy piano under everything, making it feel all Lifetime-y and crap. If they use silence as the fantastic tool it is, we should be ok.

Posted by: Ling at April 16, 2009 5:02 PM

somebody else mentioned the trick ending and how terrible it was? terrible. TRICK ENDINGS DO NOT REALLY HAPPEN. so i'd be disinclined to go see this even though the trailer was appealingly schmaltzy.

Posted by: mere at April 16, 2009 5:12 PM

I just focused on the hotness that is Jason Patric and squeezed my eyes shut really tightly when I saw bald head.

Meltdown avoided.

Posted by: superEdna at April 16, 2009 5:57 PM

Janey, I have the exact same problem with Picoult. The other is that all of her books that I've read follow the exact same formula of multiple viewpoints and a hidden secret, and yes, she develops characters well, but they're the same damn characters in each novel. It's almost like she had half of one good story in her.

Anyway, can't decide if I'm seeing this or not. It doesn't look as bad as I thought it would, though.

Posted by: dsbs at April 16, 2009 6:08 PM

Like I said in an earlier post, I have the emotional depth of a sauce pan, so I'll be avoiding this. I REFUSE to be blubbering in a cinema!

That said, Drake, that's a rough set you have to handle. Damn. My sympathy to you and yours.

Posted by: Four Eyes at April 16, 2009 7:00 PM

Ariel - I'm with you on the age thing.

Posted by: samantha t at April 16, 2009 8:16 PM

No way I'm seeing this. I'll be all cried out from watching "The Soloist." I don't want to go but Mrs. , is gonna make me. And I'll be sobbing and snorking like a little girl.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 17, 2009 1:18 AM

dsbs, I completely agree. Her stories are always about families that are torn on an issue... the mother who is acting like a bitch for the sake of her children, the saintly father who is always the big softie who starts to drift from his wife because she's such a raging bitch, and a court case that plays out 2/3 into the book. Also, someone always dies.

The end.

Posted by: Wilz at April 17, 2009 4:07 PM

Spoiler Alert !!!!!

The dog dies.

You're welcome.

Posted by: fitzwilly at April 17, 2009 8:49 PM