My Little Pony Movie Trailer

"My Little Pony" Meets Michael Bay

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (28)

Your worst nightmare is coming to fruition, folks. Everything from the 80s is new again. From Transformers to G.I. Joe to the collection of movies based on board games soon arriving in theaters (Monopoly, another Clue movie). And now, the bastards have gone and done it. A big-budget, blockbuster, “My Little Pony,” doomsday flick. The effects are a little crude, but it’s no less terrifying.

This is the future of film, folks. Get used to it.

(H/T Cinematical)

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At last... the final battle begins.

Prepare.

Posted by: TK at May 7, 2009 11:32 AM

The word "ponykind" made me giggle uncontrollably.

Posted by: Julie at May 7, 2009 11:34 AM

MY GOD I want that to be real.

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease let this happen.

This Veterinarian's Day.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 7, 2009 11:38 AM

My little pony! My little pony! My little pony tails will explode in your face as Shia Laboof and another anoying tween rides the My Little Ponies into ACTION! They are back people, and this time...it is not all glitter and rainbows!

Posted by: Angelmonster at May 7, 2009 11:45 AM

The ponies are finally getting their revenge for the terrible hair that manking inposed on them. No more pony fro!

Posted by: admin at May 7, 2009 11:48 AM

Looks like Elmer's will soon have a large surplus of pastel-colored glues.

*pumps shotgun*

Posted by: branded at May 7, 2009 11:50 AM

Please tell me this is really going to be more of a "Bambi meets Godzilla" movie!

No?

Damn!

Posted by: Uncle JR at May 7, 2009 11:57 AM

Now someone just needs to start an apocolyptic Care Bear franchise of films, so in a few years we can get the MLP Vs. CB movie we've all been waiting for.

Posted by: J Stride at May 7, 2009 11:57 AM

Please oh please oh please blow every last one of these annoying fucking things to holy hell. I have THREE DAUGHTERS. Pity me. The only thing worse than tripping over their pukey little plastic faces in my family room is listening to the inane fucking drivel and sing-song voices on the ridiculous DVD's. DIE, ponies, DIE.... but, this is a joke, right?

Posted by: slower lower at May 7, 2009 12:01 PM

Looks like Elmer's will soon have a large surplus of pastel-colored glues.

*pumps shotgun*

branded - It took me a second and then I laughed. Probably more than I should have.

And yes, Julie, I agree that "ponykind" is very funny.

Posted by: tamatha at May 7, 2009 12:02 PM

Dustin: OK, THIS is the fake story. Right? Am I right?

Posted by: BWeaves at May 7, 2009 12:08 PM

BWeaves - It went by quickly, but in the green trailer screen, it said it was not to be confused with a real movie. At the moment then, we're safe.

Posted by: tamatha at May 7, 2009 12:13 PM

That's the funniest thing I've seen in like, a day.

Blue from Blue's Clues should get her crew in on this. She has colorful friends too.

Posted by: Cindy at May 7, 2009 12:21 PM

Clue 2: Miss Scarlet, in the bathroom, with the candle stick

Posted by: annoyingmouse at May 7, 2009 12:24 PM

one of my coworkers caught a few seconds of this while she was in the office and said "Who shot the green horse? What the fuck?" and then left.

Just thought I'd share.

Posted by: lizzieborden at May 7, 2009 12:31 PM

The very first movie I ever saw in the theater was the My Little Pony Movie (1987). I was four. Besides including tribble-like things called (no kidding) Bushwoolies, the movie features a race of benevolent monsters called Grundles (yes, Grundles), and a song "Grundles Are Good". I shit thee not. And the Grundle King is voiced by Danny DeVito. Rhea Pearlman, Cloris Leachman and Madeleine Kahn also did voices. I can imagine them all going out after the recording session, getting wasted and cackling about the 500 metric tons of innuendo laced throughout the entire movie.

The way I am is all Lickety Split's fault.

Posted by: RhymesWithSilver at May 7, 2009 12:37 PM

I would rather pay 10 bucks to watch that trailer again than see the next Transformer movie.

Those fucking ponies kicked ass.

Posted by: Kayanne at May 7, 2009 12:48 PM

and I love how they all have tramp stamps on their asses. Nice.

Posted by: slower lower at May 7, 2009 12:48 PM

KICKASS.

I would pay gooooooood money to see the Ponies take on the Care Bears next. Fucking Care Bears. Need a good trampling.

Posted by: figgy at May 7, 2009 1:34 PM

???

Posted by: George at May 7, 2009 2:31 PM

Come on guys, where's the outrage? Why are there no boy ponies, huh? Evil fucking man hating pony whores. Or are you in to that?

Posted by: slower lower at May 7, 2009 2:46 PM

I feel a mix of joy, and sadness... There's just *way* too much awesomeness contained in that trailer for it to ever be real. It's like waking up from the dream where you win the lottery. Teased with the idea of "My Little Pony", when in reality all you have is "Transformers"

Posted by: Spiny at May 7, 2009 3:01 PM

My Little Pony... Apocalypse Pony...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6G28eWLAY

Posted by: Netraphim at May 7, 2009 5:23 PM

i want to see the RED BAND TRAILER!
love the tramp stamps, but love even more the scientist in the bra-revealing labcoat solving the equation. she just needed glasses to give her a bit more smarts, like tara reid.

Posted by: gp at May 7, 2009 6:45 PM

No one's mentioned the customised My Little Ponies at DeviantArt? You're missing some amazing artisan crafts there, my pretties ...

http://spippo.deviantart.com/gallery/#Custom-My-Little-Ponies

Highlights to look for: My Little Predator, My Little Cthulhu, My Little Edward Scissorhands, My Little Alien, My Little Batman. The star has to be My Little Joker (Ledger edition of course).

These aren't mine, at all - I simply admire the inspiration and the execution.

Posted by: hell.kelpie at May 7, 2009 10:59 PM

hell.kelpie, I LOVE those! There's tons of new ones too - I have got to have my little Chewbacca!

Posted by: replica at May 8, 2009 1:10 AM

I can't say I'm surprised. I had MLPs when I was little and I still have nightmares about their small smiles and shiny, shiny eyes.

Plus, that whore Cherries Jubilee would totally cut a bitch.

Posted by: embertine at May 8, 2009 4:44 AM

So...which side is Bad Horse on?

Posted by: Pen Dragon at May 8, 2009 9:22 AM

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