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Movie Trailer F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch: 'Crave' 'Some Velvet' 'Furnace', Won't We?

By Jodi Smith | Trailers | November 13, 2013 |

By Jodi Smith | Trailers | November 13, 2013 |


You know the rules. You watch the trailers. You think about it for a bit. You decide which trailer you want to F*ck. You decide which trailer to Marry. Finally, you Falcon Punch the last bitch. Let’s do this.

Out of the Furnace starring Christian Bale, Casey Affleck, Zoe Saldana, Willem Dafoe, Sam Shepard, and Forest Whitaker.

Some Velvet Morning starring Stanley Tucci and Alice Eve.

Crave starring Josh Lawson, Ron Perlman, Emma Lung, and Edward Furlong.

Hmm. I don’t think I thought this through. I mean, you read the description for Crave and think it’s going to be a greasy turd floating in a punch bowl. Instead it seems I must F*ck Crave.

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Out of the Furnace was less surprising in its ability to make me Marry it. If Christian Bale shows up, I’m there.

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Some Velvet Morning gets the Falcon Punch since it looks like Tucci slaps one down on Eve and I’m not interested in that.

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Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.



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