Pajiba

Axl calls you Mommy? That's ... apt.

Little-known fact: this is actually the sequel to Kill Bill.

Beatrix Kiddo discovers that "normal" life with B.B. is much more harrowing than her days as an assassin. Just when the carpools and the cooking are about to push Beatrix over the edge, a blind Elle Driver shows up in the middle of the climax's birthday party with bloody vengeance on her mind and her non-sight senses perfectly attuned. All hell breaks loose, and Beatrix finally realizes what is best in life.

Stella, I think you are reading my mind.

Hate, hate, HATE all the prettyprettypeople in movies playing the average downtrodden poor saps who go out and MAKE THE FUCKING WORLD RUN!! So, you are a yuppie writer/mom who HAS to stay home and raise your child! Oh, woe is YOU!!

Fuck that shit...I am going to write a book about a REAL, working mom.....won't sell a single copy, but GODDAM it, I won't be whining about my cappucino machine, or that little Mikey's designer diapers are being delivered late!

*Wednesdays are wrath and vengeance days*

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Count me in on the "Oooooo, feel sorry for me and my privileged, perfect life" movie haters. Kids are messy, disobedient, loud, time consuming attention hogs. And that's the good ones. If you're not up for that, don't have them.

I guess what they're really going for here is the whole "culture" of motherhood whereby there's an expectation that somehow you'll get a healthy and nutritious meal on the table by 7am, have the kids dressed, combed and waiting for their day by 8am and in that time also manage to get yourself into something presentable with make up done and if you fail to do so you'll be the "bad mommy". But that's not how it comes across, so it's just going to infuriate people. Good work!

Rowles, you and I share a few things in common. One is I also work from home and I take care of my four year old son while my wife goes out and work. I wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world the time that I spend with my son teaching him the ways of the world. Now this fucking blogger cunt Thurman is giving bloggers a bad name.

I thought the header picture was Tina Fey. Is that an insult to Uma or Tina?

Why does it have to be an insult?

Oh, no, not the messy-bun-of-mommy-judgment again! Why must every high-profile SAHM only shamble out of the house in mismatched clothing, messy hair, and glasses? For God's sake, woman - I work a full-time job, am a parent, and manage to get makeup and professional clothing on and style my hair every damn weekday.

As to wrestling the shopping cart up the stairs to your apartment, honey, move to Queens. We in Forest Hills have elevator buildings, in-building laundry, and operating heat/hot water. It's lovely and orderly and has some of the best public grammar schools in the city. You can even have a car. Parenting in NYC need not be high-drama and overwhelming. Warning: it will require interacting with many immigrants and lifelong New Yorkers, most of whom have no patience for such nonsense as complaining about blogging from home whilst caring for Max/Sophie/Jack/Zoe/Emma or whatever your child's name is.

If this movie was to have any real basis in real life Uma Thurman's character would be played by somebody that looks much like our very own Prisco. That's what the REAL Pajiba/web/blogosphere is like. FACT: 95% of the web is populated by men the other 5% is men posing as women.

I hope they don’t look like Prisco, lets just say that the gods were unkind to him. I kid, I kid!

Casting call for Dustin? Anyone?

That part hasn't been promised to Vince Vaughn yet?

People, people, you KNOW Rowles will accept only one actor to play him, his name starts with Ryan and ends with Abs.

Of course, in keeping with old time Hollywood tradition there Rowles will insist on a personal "audition."

TK: Why, thank you. I aim to please.

And where do you propose he hold these “Auditions” B, on Fire Island?

Guess Who!

That hurt. I have never been more engrossed in a golf match in my life. It will go down as one of the great "if onlys".

The average blogger doesn’t look like Uma Thurman.

No, they look like hot Pajibettes.

Also, every time I look at the header picture, I think she's dressed like a Ghostbuster. Except a child has mysteriously replaced the key elements of her proton pack and she's in for nasty surprise next time she tries to zap a ghost.

Oh what I would give to be a SAHM.

At Henry house we call these movies and all those of their ilk (I'm looking at you Woody Allen): Rich people's probblems.

I am a busy stay at home mom, and I still manage to put on clothes and do my hair every day. If you're fortunate enough to be able to stay at home with your kids, you don't bitch about it.

It can be exhausting, hair-pulling, and thankless; some days it feels like my brain is rotting from lack of adult conversations; some days I want to throw the kid in daycare and go back to work. But most of all, I appreciate the fact that I get to experience every hair-pulling, mind-numbing moment of it.

Making a movie that tries to moan and complain about it? Not so cool in my books.

Great. So not only do I have to continue to live in a society that idolizes the Mommy and Daddy Cult, now I have to listen to it bitch and whine about how hard it is? Fuck you Yummy Mummy and the Hollywood gestapo that caters to you. If squeezing puling genetic legacies out of your crybaby uterus is such a hardship then maybe you should have done the world a favour and stayed childless.

The movie I want to see: A Double-Income-No-Kids couple struggles with the concept of having children - facing pressure for family, societal mores and pop culture - and then decides, you know what? We don't want to have children. Bully for those who do, but it's not for us. That doesn't make us criminals or morally deficient, it just makes us happy the way we are. Yay us! THE END.

"The movie I want to see: A Double-Income-No-Kids couple struggles with the concept of having children - facing pressure for family, societal mores and pop culture - and then decides, you know what? We don't want to have children. Bully for those who do, but it's not for us. That doesn't make us criminals or morally deficient, it just makes us happy the way we are. Yay us! THE END."

I would see this movie, provided the couple doesn't present their entirely personal decision based on what works for them logistically as doing something environmentally-heroic and "selfless".

samantha t:

Agreed. And no dirty hipsters in our movie either.

Malechai - they actually did an okay job of that conundrum, with different results, during the first season of "In Treatment."

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