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Motherf*cking Space Nazis From The Dark Side Of The Moon: The Iron Sky Trailer

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (25)



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Today I’m forced — no, compelled — to bring you another crowd sourced movie project that you can still contribute to (if you’re into that sort of thing). Like C before it, Iron Sky is a science fiction project set in the not-too-distant future and involves space in some way. Unlike C, Iron Sky is less a realistic take on galactic travel and more about Space Nazis up and invading Earth, as if the Martians in Mars Attacks spoke German and heiled Hitler. Because, duh-doy.

Here’s the synopsis:

Towards the end of World War II the Nazi scientists made a significant breakthrough in anti-gravity. From a secret base built in the Antarctic, the first Nazi spaceships were launched in late ‘45 to found the military base Schwarze Sonne (Black Sun) on the dark side of the Moon. This base was to build a powerful invasion fleet and return to take over the Earth once the time was right.

Now it’s 2018, and it’s the time for the first American Moon landing since the 70s. Meanwhile the Nazi invasion, that has been over 70 years in the making, is on its way, and the world is goose-stepping towards its doom. The three main characters of the story are Renate Richter (Julia Dietze), Klaus Adler (Götz Otto), and James Washington (Christopher Kirby).

Iron Sky will premiere at the Berlin Film Festival, so you know Keanu will be in attendance. But the filmmakers need assistance with distribution and are asking for up to 900,000€, which doesn’t seem like very much if I understand the way commas work overseas. Here’s the trailer to see if you’re interested in investing, or if you just like rolling around in awesomesauce (NSFW for language, headphones in, people!):

I don’t know, after FDR, American Badass, I think I’m becoming numb to the whole farcical historical horror/sci-fi genre. Which isn’t great for my own work, even if it is more of a pastiche (if you’re into that sort of thing). It could be that it’s just the matter of seeing so many trailers without, so far, being able to see the full movies. Like we’re constantly being cinematicaly rack jacked. But maybe you’re still excited about this sort of thing and can actually see yourself helping to fund the budget?

If so, but you’re on a budget (and I’m assuming that because if that’s the case, then most of your cash must go toward funding your habit), I would highly recommend the “Gegen Raumnazis” “badge,” which translates as “Against Space Nazis.” Because, of course you aren’t if you get it. Too bad it’s already out of stock. Thankfully, the Collector’s Edition DVD is available for 300,000€, which translates into nearly $400. Is that normal in Europe? Seems a bet expensive to me, but I guess you can’t put a price on owning a piece of future history.

Admittedly, the poster is pretty radass:
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Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force, tweets on the Twitter @RobOfWar, and his ware can be purchased here (if you’re into that sort of thing). He’s pretty sure using “pastiche” is fairly “pretentious,” but so, probably, is his use of “pretentious.”









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Comments

Actually the Nazis were experimenting with anti-gravity technology. At least that's what the wacko UFO guys on the History Channel tell me. Obviously it didn't work... OR DID IT?!

No, probably not.

Posted by: MrFroggie at January 26, 2012 9:16 AM

This should have it's North American premier on the History Channel.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at January 26, 2012 9:24 AM

Space Nazis are pretty bad, but they're not a patch on the Subterranean Ku Klux Klan.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 26, 2012 9:28 AM

Their previous film, Star Wreck, was... technically impressive, but the writing and humor were pretty bad. The CG work was undeniably well done though, so I'm hoping they've managed to keep the visual flair while shedding the painfully corny attempts at humor.

Posted by: Markus at January 26, 2012 9:33 AM

...even if it is more of a pastiche (if you’re into that sort of thing)...

I LOVE pastiche! Maybe a light lemon pastiche with cup of tea. Oooh....or a chocolate-hazelnut pastiche with a good latte.

But otherwise, space Nazis dosn't really do it for me. Now ZOMBIE space Nazis...that's a different story.

Posted by: NateS1973 at January 26, 2012 9:35 AM

Space Nazis?!?!?!?!? Who can save us?

Funny you should ask. We've already taken proper preparations just for such a contingency....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

Kadima!

Posted by: bleujayone at January 26, 2012 9:46 AM

Sometimes, all I really need is a catchy title and a short funny trailer, and that's it. I don't need to see the whole movie. I don't want to see the whole movie.

EX:

Pride and Predjudice and Zombies
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter
Zombie Space Nazis
Human Centipede 3: Pede In My Pants

Posted by: BWeaves at January 26, 2012 9:53 AM

Okay, I know I only know this because I watch Ancient Aliens... but the "Bell" along with a couple of Nazis (SS. General Hans Kammler and Maria Orsic, a medium, for example) were never found, and some "people" (ie. theorists...and or crazies...) believe that they found a way to travel in space. Specifically, or rather hypothetically, Aldebaran, a solar system 68 light-years away in the constellation Taurus.

But more likely they are in Argentina somewhere. Probably pushing up daisies.

It still makes great fiction.

Posted by: MRod at January 26, 2012 10:08 AM

I had a grin ear to ear when the Voice went "Motherfuckin' Space Nazis from the dark side of the Moon".

HOW CAN YOU HATE THAT LINE?!

It's like Wolfenstein 4 but better!

Posted by: Fredo at January 26, 2012 10:16 AM

But MRod, Aldebaran was destroyed by the first Death Star. It was recorded in Lucas's best-known documentary.

Posted by: NateS1973 at January 26, 2012 10:49 AM

I remember enjoying the hell out of "Dead Snow". Of course I had low to no expectations going in, which always helps. Will I pay for distribution? Nah. Will I pay for a cinema ticket? Nah. Will I pay DVD rental? Ja, why not.

Posted by: cinekat at January 26, 2012 10:51 AM

S'why I used it in the headline, Fredo. I kind of wish that were the actual title of the movie, though I sense they're looking for some level of legitimacy; hence the premiering at the BFF. Which is just silly.

Posted by: RobP at January 26, 2012 10:53 AM

I'm sorry NateS1973, but the first Death Star destroyed Alderaan, not Aldebaran. Please check your historical facts before commenting, you're liable to offend the Aldebaranians.

Posted by: Lipton at January 26, 2012 11:03 AM

fucking Ewoks.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at January 26, 2012 11:41 AM

Maybe it's me, but the trailer's narrator sounded a lot like 1980s Vince McMahon.

Posted by: Erich at January 26, 2012 11:50 AM

This really sounds like a big hot mess. But... I do like the poster. Those are pretty awesome flying saucers.

Posted by: lubeg at January 26, 2012 11:58 AM

An Italian comedian, Renato Guzzanti, years ago made a tv sketch that was turned into a film: Fascisti su Marte (Fascists on Mars) about memebers of the Italian fascist party traveling to the red planet (Bolshevik planet that had to be conquered). It was hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gza7DrsJTLM&feature=related

Posted by: marigi at January 26, 2012 12:04 PM

I hope that their anti-gravity extended to artificial gravity, otherwise all those moon nazis are going to find themselves quite helpless on earth.

Posted by: Drake at January 26, 2012 12:40 PM

It all makes perfect sense, as they had an Einstein clone! Oh but wait...maybe our Einstein was the clone!

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at January 26, 2012 1:16 PM

This movie looks like crap but I do think the premise would make an interesting science fiction movie. Not funny but serious in an "invasion of earth" kind of movie. We haven't had a decent one since "Independence Day" and it has been sorely missed.

Posted by: mslewis at January 26, 2012 4:01 PM

I love a big hot mess of stupid as much as anyone, but you can't purposefully make a big hot mess of stupid. Then it's just ironic crap fit only for hipsters.

It's funny they mentioned Inglorious Basterds, because as the director (who looks like Drew Carey trying to be nineties cool) was talking about the film premiering in Germany, all I could think was how nice it would be if somebody would pull an Inglorious Basterds in the theater it's premiering in. Somebody fetch me the Bear Jew. We're taking the fight to Hipler!

Posted by: Harborwolf at January 26, 2012 5:59 PM

This might be so balls-out stupid crazy as to cause me to park my ass in a theater seat. Or maybe not.

It might be better than Independence Day, though.

Anyone up for a remake of Aelita?

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 26, 2012 7:14 PM

For realz my Dad says the Nazi's had a weather machine and they could control the local weather.
Then the Russians got it and now they are controlling the weather thus we have global warming.

he has not mentioned anti-gravity spaceships.

Posted by: logan at January 26, 2012 7:30 PM

Is this an article from three years ago?

Posted by: googergieger at January 27, 2012 1:01 AM

Human Centipede 3: Pede In My Pants

Now that I would watch. Or at least say I'm going to watch, and tell everyone about it, then never bother watching it.

Posted by: Ender at January 27, 2012 6:18 AM