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Mortal Kombat: Rebirth, Ah-Nuld Returns, And The Newest Avenger Revealed: Your Geek News Roundup

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (28)



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My God, the internet exploded with nerdalicious nerdliness over the last few days. Nothing really mind-blowing, but still, some fun/weird/profoundly disturbing things came bopping around last week, and to make things interesting, there’s a video clip for all of them.

First, let’s start with the biggest news: There’s a new Thor clip, and while it doesn’t show much that we haven’t already seen, it does have one itty bitty interesting moment, around 25 seconds in:

Yeah, pretty sure that’s Hawkeye, who you may remember will be played by Jeremy Renner in the eventual Avengers film. And since the Avengers-related movies have a habit of having characters cameo here and there… well…

Next up, I’ve talked for a while about how interested I am in Kevin Tancharoen’s upcoming Mortal Kombat: Rebirth webseries. The original trailer, which was actually just a short film that he made to try to get some attention (deservedly so), caused my brain to overheat (in a good way). So when Tancharoen was given the green light to make the series, I was psyched. Here’s the first clip:

OK, so it didn’t totally blow my skirt up, but it wasn’t bad. It was already better than the entirety of Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Really, I’m just excited to see which of the characters from the original short film make it into the series. Here they are, for those who are curious:

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(starting top left and going clockwise: Richard Dorton as Reptile, Michael Jai White as Jackson “Jax” Briggs, Jeri Ryan as Sonya Blade, Ian Anthony Dale as Scorpion, Unknown as Sub-Zero, and Lateef Crowder as Baraka)

Sweet.

OK, let’s jump back to comic books for a second. The Deadpool movie has been hovering around for a while now, with Ryan Reynolds supposedly still set to reprise the character that was so effectively shat upon in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Well now, for reals yo, there’s a director. Deadline is reporting that Tim Miller will helm the flick. Miller’s been all over the place — he owns his own visual effects house, Blur Studio, he’s worked on video game trailers, and he worked on the effects for the first two X-Men films as well as Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. With the script by Zombieland’s Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick still on the table, all is not yet lost for the Merc With The Mouth.

Let’s end it on a ridiculous note, because it’s Monday and Mondays deserve ridiculousness. First, this exists:

There isn’t much more to say, is there?

Lastly, I was vaguely curious when I heard about the fan-made “Elfquest” trailer, because I’m vaguely curious about the Elfquest phenomenon, mainly because it’s a little bit (OK, a lot) weird, the following is rabid, and it’s been around forever. There aren’t many fantasy-themed things that have been around that long that I have zero experience with, but the Elfquest comics are one of them. So here’s the trailer:

OK, then. The women in it are certainly pretty. But otherwise that was fucking awful. Sorry to have wasted your time. Well no, I’m not actually sorry, but whatever.









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Comments

Am I the only one irritated by the idea of Thor in a fistfight because any non-superpowered human facing him would get pimp slapped through a wall?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 11, 2011 11:41 AM

I watched the ElfQuest trailer without sound and it was delightful. Most of those elves would get it. The one in the bed, not so much.

Posted by: Kballs at April 11, 2011 11:41 AM

That Elfquest thing was painful. In no way were those women hot enough for me to ever want to watch even a second of that again...

Posted by: BalladofMaxwellDemon at April 11, 2011 11:47 AM

I think at that stage of the film, Thor is just a well-muscled human without any godly powers or super-strength, so pimp-slapping through architecture is pretty much a no-go.

Of course, superpowers not-withstanding, he's a warrior-born, so badassery abides. After all, he typically fought other beings with phenomenal, otherworldly strength, so he's used to relatively level playing fields, unlike, say, Superman.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at April 11, 2011 11:47 AM

I guess they gotta explain how Jax ended up with those sweet bionic arms.

Posted by: Fredo at April 11, 2011 11:49 AM

Man, those elves are all painted up like a buncha dead whores. Geeeze.

Did the make-up artist from Sucker Punch work on the trailer? Is this how s/he spent his/her paycheck?

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at April 11, 2011 11:49 AM

On Thor in fistfights...

I think at that stage of the film, Thor is just a well-muscled human without any godly powers or super-strength, so pimp-slapping through architecture is pretty much a no-go.

Of course, superpowers not-withstanding, he's a warrior-born, so badassery abides. After all, he typically fought other beings with phenomenal, otherworldly strength, so he's used to relatively level playing fields and has had to develop some actual fighting skills.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at April 11, 2011 11:49 AM

I forgot about Elfquest. I'm glad I did, that shit was awful! And where are the guy elves?

At least I have Thor and MK to keep me happy! Yay!

Posted by: Four Eyes at April 11, 2011 11:53 AM

What the fuuuuuuck? A pair of pointy ears does not an elf make.

Posted by: Monica at April 11, 2011 11:58 AM

Mmmmmmmmm, Thor...

(#usefultoday)

Posted by: Figgy at April 11, 2011 12:16 PM

Man, Branagh better not be taking a page outta Snyder's book of excessive slow-mo...

And really, Arnold? Iron Man suits, the Batpod, Bullet time, and hockey?
HOCKEY? REALLY?!

And, oooh pretty ladies... *drool*

I'll show myself out

Posted by: starwarsfanman98 at April 11, 2011 12:21 PM

Is that picture at top from the latest elf girl porn? Because it sure looks like elf porn.

Come to think of it, I've seen some actual Elfquest comics (from way, way back, we're talking high school) and it looked kinda porny. But I figured that maybe I was just uptight and didn't get it. Now I know I did get it. It was and apparently still is porn. Girl-on-girl-with-elf-ears porn.

Posted by: Slash at April 11, 2011 12:51 PM

Any kind of bow-based superhero is ridiculous. What kind of plot contrivances have to be introduced to make a bow more useful than a gun or eyebeams or all the stuff Iron Man has?
I have a similar question about heroes like Hawkgirl or Angel from the X-Men. Ok, cool that you can fly but, why do we need you when we can do it better with a jet or 5 other people on the team who can fly faster AND have other powers.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 11, 2011 1:11 PM

I agree with Optimus; I never understood Angel as a superhero. Those wings just make him a bigger target, and flying about while far more powerful mutants shoot chunks of metal and solar radiation at you seems pretty foolish.

Also, is Kevin Tancharoen Maurissa's brother? Neat!

Posted by: Vince Noir at April 11, 2011 2:11 PM

I agree with Optimus; I never understood Angel as a superhero. Those wings just make him a bigger target, and flying about while far more powerful mutants shoot chunks of metal and solar radiation at you seems pretty foolish.

Also, is Kevin Tancharoen Maurissa's brother? Neat!

Posted by: Vince Noir at April 11, 2011 2:12 PM

I like LARP porn...

What? That Elfquest thing wasn't LARP Porn?

Fuck it.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 11, 2011 2:23 PM

All I could think of while watching the Elfquest vid is that this was just an offshoot of world of whorecraft or whatever that porn is called.

Posted by: ArT at April 11, 2011 3:37 PM

During Thor's bout of muddy fisticuffs, I kept hoping Dewey Oxburger would make an appearance.

Posted by: Groundloop at April 11, 2011 3:44 PM

not even a nip slip cud have saved dat elf trailer.

Posted by: haplo at April 11, 2011 3:48 PM

MmmmmmMichaelJaiWhitemmmmm.

Posted by: ChickaBoom! at April 11, 2011 4:42 PM

OK, so I wasn't the only one thinking "elf porno."

Posted by: BWeaves at April 11, 2011 5:23 PM

Arnold gets the B.E.P to do the title track? He knows Axl was available right? Just seems odd to not have something more on the rock/heavy metal side.

Posted by: Matt at April 11, 2011 5:52 PM

all horrible. liked how you put them in order though from worst to wishing-i-had-the-kballs-to-gouge-my-own-eyes-and-jab-pencils-in-my-ears so i could make them STOP. know what i mean?

Posted by: splinter at April 11, 2011 6:59 PM

You know I'm a full card carrying geek, could tell you the episode title of any Star Trek original series ep within one minute of watching it, played D&D, caught the original anime wave in the U.S., etc.

And I don't know the slightest thing about Elfquest other than it exists and it always seemed like feeble porn based on the books/comic books I saw in various stores.

That "trailer" does nothing to change my mind. Also, it's rather remarkable you can have so much overacting in a four minute segment in which no one speaks.

Posted by: frobme at April 11, 2011 8:41 PM

The elf ears tickle my inner thighs when the girl elves go down on me.

What?

Posted by: Uriah Creep at April 11, 2011 9:26 PM

Since the entire archives from the ElfQuest comic are available for free online, there's now no reason for being unfamiliar other than laziness.

And yeah, I'm one of those crazy ElfQuest fans.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at April 11, 2011 10:28 PM

I really just thought that header pic was some sort of Elf porn parody... and then that trailer. No way is that not porn. NO. WAY.

Posted by: Even Stevens at April 12, 2011 12:14 AM

Are all female elves contractually obligated to wear fake eyelashes?

Posted by: denesteak at April 12, 2011 2:50 AM