More Like the Uncanny Chasm: Tarzan 3D Trailer

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Trailers | October 8, 2012 | Comments ()

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Trailers | October 8, 2012 |

Sweet triumphant music on a stick, you didn't land on the moon, you climbed a freaking tree. I guess the triumph was supposed to be in our jaws dropping at the scenery, but I must be spoiled by watching "Nature" on PBS in HD. Also, I climbed taller trees on my Dreamcast back in 1999, and they had less pixels.

It could be worse. Tom Hanks could have played every single role. There needs to be a special seminar on ethics in film school that includes a module called "Friends don't let Friends Motion Capture."

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