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February 18, 2009 |

By Daniel Carlson | Trailers | February 18, 2009 |

Last year, it was The House Bunny. This year, it’s Miss March. The plot: A high school guy who loves his girlfriend and is inexplicably waiting until prom night to sleep with her — despite her willingness to hook up sooner — is hit on the head and sent into a coma. He wakes up four years later to find out that his girlfriend has become a Playmate, so he and his almost paralyzingly horny friend set out on a road trip to the Playboy Mansion in hopes of finding her and either winning her heart or boning her senseless. (The trailer’s not quite clear.) The main characters are from the Whitest Kids U Know, the sketch show you watch when you’re high and stumble across IFC and forget how to change the channel. The girl in question is played by Raquel Alessi, was came in at #88 on Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2007, meaning she’s only 87 heartbeats away from ruling the world of 14-year-old boys.

For those who haven’t wandered away or killed themselves in despair, here’s the clip:

Another Year, Another Playmate Comedy

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