Last year, it was The House Bunny. This year, it’s Miss March. The plot: A high school guy who loves his girlfriend and is inexplicably waiting until prom night to sleep with her — despite her willingness to hook up sooner — is hit on the head and sent into a coma. He wakes up four years later to find out that his girlfriend has become a Playmate, so he and his almost paralyzingly horny friend set out on a road trip to the Playboy Mansion in hopes of finding her and either winning her heart or boning her senseless. (The trailer’s not quite clear.) The main characters are from the Whitest Kids U Know, the sketch show you watch when you’re high and stumble across IFC and forget how to change the channel. The girl in question is played by Raquel Alessi, was came in at #88 on Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2007, meaning she’s only 87 heartbeats away from ruling the world of 14-year-old boys.
For those who haven’t wandered away or killed themselves in despair, here’s the clip:
Adolecent-boner-road-trip movie. Whatever will they think of next...
Posted by: courtney at February 18, 2009 11:40 AM
I'd rather just watch Sofi play and sing "Mah Boobs" again.
Posted by: Nicole at February 18, 2009 11:44 AM
courtney
My sentiments exactly. Next thing you know, they'll start making movies about Irish cops living in Boston or large Italian families involved in organized crime.
Posted by: Clee Shay at February 18, 2009 11:47 AM
I had finally managed to scrape from my brain the memory of seeing this trailer in the theater, so, yeah ... thanks for nothing.
Posted by: bucdaddy at February 18, 2009 11:48 AM
"From two of The Whitest Kids You Know"
Because the other ones were to intelligent to do this POS.
I second Nicole's boobs.
Posted by: admin at February 18, 2009 11:49 AM
Fuck you guys, I love the White Kids.
no, seriously. I cross the street when I see a Negro, but nothing makes me harder than a skinny Caucasian.
Posted by: Withnail at February 18, 2009 11:54 AM
I mean her request for "Mah Boobs".
Posted by: admin at February 18, 2009 11:57 AM
The plot: A high school guy who loves his girlfriend and is inexplicably waiting until prom night to sleep with her -- despite her willingness to hook up sooner --
...and they lost me. Even though I'm prone to exaggerate, how is the plot up to that point not one of the most far-fetched movie concepts? Next to this, the Air Buds, Armageddon, Like Mike, High School Musicals, Bay's version of Pearl Harbor, and Battlefield Earth all seem remarkably plausible.
Posted by: branded at February 18, 2009 11:58 AM
A not-so-Freudian slip, admin.
Posted by: Snath at February 18, 2009 11:58 AM
Nothing like seeing an htmlamaboob mistake as you're posting and being unable to fix it. Butthole!
Posted by: branded at February 18, 2009 11:59 AM
I think I've seen this movie. It's Angel is a Centerfold: The Director's Cut.
Posted by: Wednesday at February 18, 2009 12:02 PM
Just kill me now.
Posted by: Alli at February 18, 2009 12:07 PM
Feel free to second mah boobs, admin. They still have some executive power around here, I think.
Posted by: Nicole at February 18, 2009 12:21 PM
Nah, nah, nananah, My anus is the center hole.
(I still can't get that out of my head.)
Posted by: BWeaves (original IP address) at February 18, 2009 12:21 PM
I miss the good old days when a movie like this, terrible as it was, still provided quality stroke fuel. Now that they skimp on the tits, what's the goddamn point?
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 18, 2009 12:32 PM
I read "Mah Boobs" as "Man Boobs", and admitted to myself that he/she in the picture looked pretty good for a transsexual.
Posted by: stipe42 at February 18, 2009 12:33 PM
I think I've seen this movie. It's Angel is a Centerfold: The Director's Cut.
Posted by: Wednesday at February 18, 2009 12:02 PM
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Damn, beaten to the Peter Wolf reference.
Posted by: bucdaddy at February 18, 2009 1:10 PM
I'm sure this movie will be terrible, but Whitest Kids is fucking awesome and I'm very disappointed in you as a person for indicating otherwise.
Posted by: Bucko at February 18, 2009 1:40 PM
I don't know why, but that car chase with the fire trcuks made me laugh.
Posted by: claire at February 18, 2009 2:26 PM
stipe, dude... that was beneath you, or at least beneath the level of intelligence you normally display, here.
Girl's got a bit of a square jaw, so that automatically means she used to be a dude?
If I weren't already in an advanced stage of misanthropy, I'd grieve for the future of humanity...
Posted by: Rykker at February 18, 2009 3:00 PM
The main characters are from the Whitest Kids U Know, the sketch show you watch when you're high and stumble across IFC and forget how to change the channel.
Have you been spying on me through the hedges again?
Posted by: Leigh Hacksaw at February 18, 2009 5:14 PM
Something tells me that when he does finally find her at the mansion at the end of the movie, she will have saved herself for him all that time. And then he'll bone her senseless, and she'll tell all her hot friends, and her friends will join in a big orgy with the two of them, and directly afterward will go bouncing nakedly from the bed and down into the kitchen where they will make him BLT's and pour his favorite beer into a glass, and feed it to him *(brain set to self-destruct in 5,4,3...)*
Posted by: Sweetie Dahling at February 19, 2009 11:26 AM
She looks like a memb*er of --richromances.com-- where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for lov*e. She is on her way to romance*s now?
Posted by: Lawre nce at February 19, 2009 11:28 PM
This movie may not end up being particularly good, but the reviewer immediately loses all cred for dissing WKUK.
I for one will give Trevor and Zach a little bit of artistic license when the movie comes out. I'll let the generic veneer of the movie slide for the fact that it is their first.
Adolecent-boner-road-trip movie. Whatever will they think of next...