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When you’re 18 and you harass a woman over the phone, show up at her windowsill with a Boombox, and tell her that your plans are to spend as much time with her as humanly possible, it’s cute. Endearing. Romantic, even. It was called Say Anything. But what if the Say Anything script involved 40 year olds, it was too “zany” for its own damn good, and it featured Jennifer Aniston with a hair color just right to completely wash out her face.

We’d call it Management, a stalker-romance. The Stalker: Steve Zahn, who is awesome, but nevertheless has a way of turning on you in bad movies. In good ones, he’s quirky and likable. In bad ones, he makes you want to reach down his throat and pull out his uvula. Management doesn’t look like a particularly decent movie, but it doesn’t feature Mathew McConaughey, it’s not based on a chick lit novel, and it doesn’t revolve around a wedding. I call that as close to a win as you can get in the current rom-com era.




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Comments

yuck

Posted by: robotsoda at March 18, 2009 8:27 PM

I'd be far more lenient towards this if I weren't sick to death of Jennifer Aniston. All this means is that once again she's gonna do the endless tour of talk shows and girly magazines, and people will continue asking her about the damned Angelina thing, and I will just hate her all over again. I like you, Jen. Please just disappear for a few years.

Posted by: figgy at March 18, 2009 8:30 PM

Oh, no. This has nothing to do with the post but:

BBC is reporting that Natasha Richardson has passed away, according to a statement from her family.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7949195.stm

That photo breaks my heart.

Posted by: figgy at March 18, 2009 8:37 PM

That hair colour is perfect for Aniston. It practically screams "blah".

Posted by: admin at March 18, 2009 8:41 PM

This actually looks okay.

Posted by: TL at March 18, 2009 8:50 PM

Natasha Richardson R.I.P.

Those poor boys.

Posted by: gen at March 18, 2009 8:52 PM

Hell No. I love me some Zahn, but not right there I don't.

Natasha Richardson :(

Posted by: Chickaboom at March 18, 2009 9:02 PM

No. Nonononono. Quirky and childlike men do not get better with age.

Posted by: CatBallou at March 18, 2009 9:29 PM

Something else we have in common, figgy.

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Posted by: Justin at March 18, 2009 11:09 PM

Regardless of personal feelings for or against Jennifer Aniston, I have no problem admitting I am in love with her hair. I'm a girl, I like shiny pretty hair and wish mine was just as shiny and pretty. So why the hell did you do THAT to you hair Jen?? Why? Do you think the American public likes looking at boring, unshiny, mousy brown hair? No, we don't. So please Jen, just trust me and don't ever do that to your hair ever again. Thank you.

Posted by: Austin at March 18, 2009 11:10 PM

Actually, it's the O-nedders.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 18, 2009 11:54 PM

For a second there at the beginning Aniston looked like Laura Linney.

Posted by: Empress of All the Russias at March 19, 2009 12:03 AM

For some reason, I think the trailer for 500 days of summer reminds me more of say anything. I can't wait for this movie. I don't see Gordon-Levitt enough.

Posted by: lex at March 19, 2009 12:58 AM

I've grown to appreciate Annie Hall more every year, even though it stole the Oscar from Star Wars. But the sad reason is, that's because of the steady crop of shitty rom-com flicks that come out every year with the regularity and aftermath of a bowel movement from a man sick with the stomach flu.

Posted by: George at March 19, 2009 10:22 AM

thanxxxx

Posted by: klip izle at March 19, 2009 5:45 PM

This movie looks like it was made in 1997, doesn't it? Like, it's Steve Zahn's follow-up to That Thing You Do and Jennifer Aniston has been on Friends just long enough that she thinks she can take a chance on not being Rachel, and the whole thing fades into obscurity relieved only when someone writes a blog entry about how much they loved it when they were on the cusp of graduating from college. Also, the Goo Goo Dolls are featured prominently throughout.

Posted by: Geetch at March 19, 2009 7:04 PM

THANK GOD!
She's finally trying to look a little bit different and then you see someone like Austin saying:

So why the hell did you do THAT to you hair Jen?? Why? Do you think the American public likes looking at boring, unshiny, mousy brown hair? No, we don't. So please Jen, just trust me and don't ever do that to your hair ever again

It amazes me. Do you want to see her as Rachel in every freaking movie?
Her body always looks the same, her hair is the same, her attitude...
That's why she HAS to talk about how much she misses Brad.
I agree...she should disappear for a while.

Posted by: mario at March 21, 2009 4:32 PM