If Lloyd Dobbler Was Older. And Creepier.
We'd call it Management, a stalker-romance. The Stalker: Steve Zahn, who is awesome, but nevertheless has a way of turning on you in bad movies. In good ones, he's quirky and likable. In bad ones, he makes you want to reach down his throat and pull out his uvula. Management doesn't look like a particularly decent movie, but it doesn't feature Mathew McConaughey, it's not based on a chick lit novel, and it doesn't revolve around a wedding. I call that as close to a win as you can get in the current rom-com era.