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Alice in Wonderland Gets the Second-Rate Cockney Treatment

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (18)



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No, I don’t know if cockney if the form of English spoken by those in North East England, where Malice in Wonderland is set. Take it up with someone who gives a rat’s ass.

The trailer below is for Simon Fellow’s Malice in Wonderland, which was written by Fellow’s screenwriting collaborator, Jayson Rothwell. I actually dig the idea — a modern-day Alice in Wonderland, where the characters are thugs and hooligans — but the trailer doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence. Maggie Grace plays Alice. You know Grace from “Lost,” or, perhaps, from the posters above your bed.

Malice in Wonderland has already been released in the UK, where it racked up a whopping $2,000, which doesn’t say a lot for its chances stateside. It opens here on Friday, if by “here” you mean one theater in a seedy section of Los Angeles.

Still, we can marvel at the concept, and secretly wish that that someone else had attempted to execute it.


(H/T Firstshowing)









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Comments

I have never heard of this film.
And the reason for the misplaced cockney accent is because Danny Dyer (the White Rabbit) cannot do anything else, bless him. His life is an audition for a spoof Guy Ritchie film.

Posted by: squeeziee at April 14, 2010 5:36 PM

Did they really need to label each character?

Posted by: Mick J at April 14, 2010 7:02 PM

Am I the only one who thought about the Snoop Dogg movie/album? Okkkk... maybe I am

Posted by: kooling123 at April 14, 2010 7:05 PM

That did not look good.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at April 14, 2010 7:09 PM

This isn't Alice in Wonderland. This film is trying very hard to be hip and modern, but it come off being bland. What's up with the echoing effect.

Posted by: Mad Claw at April 14, 2010 7:17 PM

so, when i saw Malice in Wonderland my mind immediately read that as Malice in Blunderland and i though to myself, "finally, someone recognises the genius that is Allen Fotheringham (a.k.a. Dr. Foth)", but then i thought - why would anybody make a movie about Canadian politics in the late 70's/early 80's.

Posted by: causaubon at April 14, 2010 7:54 PM

sorry, it's Allan, not Allen.

my bad.

Posted by: causaubon at April 14, 2010 8:07 PM

lol Danny Dyer

Posted by: Steph at April 14, 2010 8:11 PM

I know Maggie Grace from having the biggest bitchface since Kate Gosselin.

Posted by: figgy at April 14, 2010 10:28 PM

Poor Maggie Grace, always getting lost in foreign countries. Too bad she doesn't have Liam "Bad-ass Extraordinaire" Neeson to come save her this time.

Posted by: Yeah! at April 14, 2010 11:43 PM

I thought Snoop did this already. In fact, I've seen it. It's fucking horrible.

Posted by: Snath at April 15, 2010 9:18 AM

I'm happy to see Maggie Grace and Super Hans working, but I would rather have my nails yanked out with pliers than watch this.

Posted by: Fiona at April 15, 2010 9:22 AM

I thought Cockney was a dialect of London's East End? You want to hear a northern accent? Go rent Christopher Eccleston's "Dr. Who" episodes.

Posted by: BWeaves at April 15, 2010 10:48 AM

And this is just another example of the "Pajiba Tease": One so desperately wants to see a larger version of a photo, but clicking on it just reloads the article, but you CAN'T HELP CLICKING. Curse you Pajiba.

Posted by: Ned at April 15, 2010 10:58 AM

I'd love to see the same treatment applied to Alice in Wonderland as Romeo & Juliet. Use the exact language, but change the time period/venue. Neil Gaiman needs to be involved for a Neverwhere-like feel.

Posted by: obscurity7 at April 15, 2010 1:26 PM

Oh boy...Liam Neeson is not going to like that header graphic. Not one bit.

Posted by: DoctorControversy at April 15, 2010 3:46 PM

They sort of did this recently with the movie Running Scared with Paul Walker. I dug the hell out of that movie. I will not dig the hell out this movie, in fact I will not watch this movie.

Posted by: matt at April 16, 2010 11:41 PM

Aaaaaand yet more ADHD trailer editing. Pass.

Posted by: , at April 17, 2010 1:12 AM