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I Love Them Whores They Never Judge You

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (16)



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Well, this is interesting. Love Ranch, due out later this year, certainly has an eclectic cast — Joe Pesci, Helen Mirren (is it me or is she showing up everywhere these days?), Gina Gershon, Taryn Manning, Scout Taylor-Compton, and Spanish actor Sergio Peris-Mencheta. They’ve even got crazy-assed Bai Ling. It’s based on the true story of a married couple who opened the first legal brothel in Nevada (no, it’s not based on that dickface from the HBO show “Cathouse”).

It certainly looks interesting, and I dig the plotline of Mirren and the young fighter. I wonder how much attention it will pay to the actual working girls and the impact of the industry on them, and just how much it’ll glamorize it. Director Taylor Hackford is an odd duck, with a resume ranging from the superb (An Officer and a Gentleman, Ray), to the… oddly entertaining (The Devil’s Advocate, a bad movie that somehow continues to amuse me). Oh, and he’s also married to Ms. Mirren.

It plays a little like Casino with hookers, but maybe that’s just what I always think when I see Pesci (who, incidentally, had actually retired from movies for the last 12 years. No seriously — since 1998’s ill-advised Lethal Weapon 4, he’s been in one other movie — a cameo in The Good Shepherd. Weird). I admit, he looks like he hasn’t lost a step in this.

Anyway, take a look.









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Comments

I just can't get past the name Sergio Penis-Machete.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 8, 2010 9:18 AM

I LOVE Joe Pesci and his hair. He's giving R-Patz a run for his money.

Posted by: SofĂ­a at July 8, 2010 9:19 AM

BWeaves,

I think you read that wrong.

Posted by: , at July 8, 2010 9:28 AM

Good thing some studio wardrobe hack kept Pesci's wig hanging around. Nice budget management there. Reuse, repurpose, recycle.

Posted by: PaddyDog at July 8, 2010 9:37 AM

Devil's Advocate is Keanu Reeve's best movie, mainly because Pacino goes apeshit in it. Still, good movie. I want to watch it again.

Speaking of apeshit, I totally want to see this movie now, Pesci is the king of apeshit.

I said apeshit too much.

Posted by: Darcy at July 8, 2010 9:42 AM

I think HBO read it wrong.

You ALWAYS go full Penis-Machete

Posted by: D-Day at July 8, 2010 9:44 AM

It's called Love Ranch? Seriously?

Nice movie.

Posted by: grace b at July 8, 2010 9:53 AM

The machete is my penis.

*stands back, gazes admiringly*

That works, doesn't it?

Posted by: , at July 8, 2010 10:14 AM

Poetry , sheer poetry.

Posted by: Boonie at July 8, 2010 10:42 AM

Helen Mirren AND Gina Gershon?

I am SO there! Major crushes on both of them. (Of course, don't let aunt JR know about this. Yes, you're the ONLY one for me!)

*sigh*

Mirren & Gershon!

I've died and gone to heaven!

Posted by: UncleJR at July 8, 2010 11:34 AM

Helen Mirren is everywhere to support the movie. It's in theaters now.

Posted by: Arnie at July 8, 2010 12:46 PM

And BWeaves thunders into EE for the week!!

Posted by: PissBoy at July 8, 2010 1:36 PM

But seriously...this looks good. I love me some Nevade Pesci too.

Posted by: PissBoy at July 8, 2010 1:43 PM

Awhile back there was a discussion about overused movie lines that should be retired and I'd like to add "You have no idea what he's capable of!" to that list. Aside from that, this looks pretty damn good.

Posted by: Even Stevens at July 8, 2010 1:50 PM

Does anyone else want to vomit when they see Helen Mirren having sex with a younger man? I swear to christ it seems like every fucking movie I see with her she's having sex with someone half her age.

Of course, I also appear to be the only person who doesn't find her attractive.

By the way, before the ladies start tossing it out, I also don't like to watch a man have sex with a woman half his age. Every time Joe Pesci beckoned one of the girls over or shoved his tongue down their throat I died a little inside.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 8, 2010 3:20 PM

what can you say when you're a whore...

Posted by: chewy at July 8, 2010 6:41 PM