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Aaron Eckhart Shirtless Only Gets You So Far

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (23)



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Here’s the trailer for Love Happens, which looks as though — like No Reservations — it’s a paycheck romantic comedy for Aaron Eckhart. Eckhart, at this point, is something of a mystery — he either makes awful films or great ones, and there’s no rhyme or reason to his script selections except, perhaps, that films like these allow him the financial freedom to pursue better projects, like the little seen but magnificent Conversations with Other Women.

Love Happens also stars Jennifer Aniston as a flower girl to Eckhart’s fraudulent self-help author. It comes from first time director, Brandon Camp. It’s a shame that it’s the kind of movie that warrants a schmutzy Goo Goo Dolls song because the cast, which includes Martin Sheen and Judy Greer, deserves better than this. And if you look closely, you might notice in this trailer than Dan Fogler may actually have a soul, which is also wasted in yet another best-friend role.

Somebody should make a romantic comedy that focuses on the best friends of the leading character — it could star Greer, Fogler, Lizzy Caplan, and all the “Daily Show” anchors.

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Comments

Alright, enough. Enough Jennifer Anniston Rom-Com girl meets boy bullshit. We're switching genres right here, right now.

Anniston is not allowed to make another movie unless said movie is a Rom-com-Sci-fi-Horror wherein boy meets girl, boy kills other girls, realises he's in love with first girl but it's too late because she's already moved on and is now the incubator for multiple face-huggers and engaged to the Alien Queen. Boy decides to fight for girl, battle royal ensues, boy gets eaten, queen decides bitch is too much trouble, slow torturous slaughter is performed and we never-ever hear from girl again.

I do hereby decree.

Posted by: admin at June 18, 2009 9:59 AM

Dear Jen, I think you're a lovely woman and I'd consider banging you if you came crawling to my front door, but frankly? I've had just about all of you I can fucking stand.

So ... start suckin' or start packin'.

Ahhhhh ... now that's more like it.

And honey, when you're done suckin'?

Start packin'.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 18, 2009 10:03 AM

Is there really a hotel that allows burning coals to be placed over their carpet? I know they're probably in a fireproof pan, but I went to an Indian wedding in a hotel, and the management would not allow them to light a little fire in a pot 2 feet about a platform that was 2 feet about the carpet.

Other than that, totally believable story. 2 incredibly gorgeous people meet each other. Who-hoo.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 18, 2009 10:05 AM

above the carpet, not about.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 18, 2009 10:06 AM

OK, well, now that we've heard from the mens about dear old Jen, it's time for a woman's opinion....

Looks shitty.

This female opinion was brought to you by the letter X and the number 29 (forever!).

Posted by: Kolby at June 18, 2009 10:07 AM

Jennifer Aniston, the blandest movie star around today. I do not understand her appeal.

Posted by: michael at June 18, 2009 10:17 AM

Kolby, my ovaries give you a standing ovation...either that or I've got wind...

Posted by: orangina at June 18, 2009 10:17 AM

The Goo Goo Dolls... Why the fuck are they even on anybody's radar? They're like the 10 you slept with that turned out the next morning to be a peg-leg 3 with facial necrosis.

Anyway, this movie goes on my list... The "Movies To Watch Which Are Pleasing To The Wife So That I Might Watch Awesome Movies Like Red Dawn 2 Or Ace Ventura 3 At Some Point In The Future" list.

Posted by: logar at June 18, 2009 10:23 AM

Please Hollywood, stop with the pointless, boring, entirely predictable ideas of romantic comedies, starring whichever version of "America's Sweetheart" (deemed by whatever tabloid of the moment). America's Sweetheart cannot act; she can only play a cartoonized version of herself. If you must continue to give her roles, please consider sticking her in whatever horror reboots you are currently bastardizing - and kill her brutally, mercilessly and quickly.

Your cooperation will be sincerely appreciated.

Posted by: Cindy at June 18, 2009 10:39 AM

Ugh. This dreck looks stupid, boring, cheesy and condescending. Lord knows I can handle stupid and cheesy in spades, but boring and condescending can fuck themselves right in the ear.

Posted by: Sarina at June 18, 2009 10:44 AM

Everyone, you're being too harsh. You have to give yourself permission to live again. I think that's a message that we all...
Ooooh, shit. I blacked out there for a second. What is this shit-trap trailer for? Rom-com? Fuck. That.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at June 18, 2009 11:35 AM

This is the kind of shit I expect from Jennifer Aniston, but it makes me sad that Aaron Eckhart (who I find, ridiculously, ridiculously charming) is involved.

Posted by: mandasarah at June 18, 2009 11:49 AM

I love Aaron Eckhart, but it's a strange love tainted by his ability to play the creepy guys (see Towelhead

Not that, you know, that means I don't want him or anything. Just means I look at him squinty eyed when we do the bedroom dancing.

Posted by: Ava at June 18, 2009 12:06 PM

I laughed out loud at him actually running through a forest

Posted by: Brendan at June 18, 2009 12:14 PM

Can I just say that, as a 22 year old woman, the relationships they show in Romantic comedies are not the ones I want to have? They're always so full of lying and misunderstandings and people who refuse to communicate and I know it's supposed to be beautiful at the end when it works out, but let's face it, it SUCKS and it HURTS when it's happening.

What's wrong with meeting a guy in class or out with your friends, going on some dates, having a mutual attraction and both parties being honest about it? Obviously even the best couples have fights, but if it was this hard to START a relationship I'd call it quits, grand gestures or no. Maybe I should just go see Away We Go or something like that and make my spectacularly non-romantic self feel better.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at June 18, 2009 12:56 PM

Okay, aside from this being total crap, which it is, what is it with Hollywood saying if your life is a total mess and you're living a lie just wait a few years and you'll meet the perfect person who will magically make it all better? If you keep making self-destructive decisions really hot and intelligent men/women are not going to want to fix you. They will run away in the opposite direction.

And why were they whispering all their lines? Ugh, my mom will probably watch this and call me to tell me how amazing it was.

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at June 18, 2009 1:04 PM

Oh, Genny. What girl doesn't want a guy who can't own up to an incredibly harmless 'secret' about himself, and it's so bad that he has to create an elaborate fantasy for you so that you will never find out, until you do, and then you storm off in anger and he comes back at the end of the movie day with a marching band to come sing under your window to forgive him and you do and you live happily ever after even though you know he's a moronic liar?

I know that's what I want. You're just crazy.

Posted by: figgy at June 18, 2009 1:37 PM

Sooooo....what is the point of this trailer? They just showed the cliff-notes version of the movie. Even if it looked decent, there'd be no point in shelling out money for it when you already know the whole damn story. I mean, trailers these days usually give away too much but this is just ridiculous.

Posted by: s. pisaster at June 18, 2009 2:45 PM

Can I just say, as the perpetually single, snarky but not necessarily unattractive best friend: Judy Greer is my hero.

I'm with you, pisaster. Why do people bother making movies anymore? We can watch the trailer and fill in the gaps. Surely it's more economical to just make the 90 second clip, what with the whole Global Financial Crisis and all...

Posted by: redfeathers at June 18, 2009 9:15 PM

Yawn!

Given the recent undead fetish around these parts I say this movie just may be improved exponentially with the introduction of zombies. Just trow in a couple and watch them work I say.

Posted by: Four Eyes at June 19, 2009 11:18 AM

I'd rather watch myself vomit after a wicked night of drinking than this crapfest. Can we just kick Jen Aniston out of Hollywood? It's obvious she sucks and not in the good way. I'm sure she's sleeping with everyone to stay in Hollywood, but it's time to make her go! Seriously. Time for an intervention!

Posted by: No more romance crap! at June 19, 2009 5:43 PM

redfeathers, my date Sunday night commented that he would imagine my role in the movie of life as the "best friend of the guy who's perfect for him but he never realizes what's right under his nose until the end." Which is pretty true. Except for the "until the end" part.

What I'm saying is, I also love Judy Greer.

Posted by: SaBrina at June 19, 2009 7:09 PM

To no more romance crap! Well said and I definitely agree!

Posted by: meg at June 23, 2009 12:10 AM


















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