Lol trailer: Oh, I'm Laughing All Right.
You. Worthless. Whores. Seriously? Seriously? I go through all that fucking bullshit up there and then I get stuck with this pile of walrus shit? A girl named Lol? PLAYED BY MILEY FUCKING CYRUS? I hate you. Every single one of you miserable, worm-infested fucking pukes who make me suffer through this goddamn morass of shit every day. You rancid pigs-snout-sucking fucking fetid stinking soulless braindead shitfucking twatbiters. I hope a manure truck jackknifes in front of you and buries you in shit until you fucking choke on it, and then your house burns down. THERE IS A MOVIE CALLED LOL AND NO ONE IS FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT THIS? To make matters worse, it purports to be about "the time in our lives when we discover what we stand for." Really? At 15? I wish the younger generation would spontaneously combust and take everyone else with them.
Fuck you, fuck Dustin, and fuck this fucking pile of fucking crap.
To quote the great Janine Melnitz: I've quit better jobs than this.