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Suck on it.
I’ll see you in Hell.
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Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 19, 2010 9:16 AM
Is there still time to burn down the warehouse storing all the copies of this movie before they're shipped out?
PAJIBA KLEPTOS, ASSEMBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Kballs at August 19, 2010 9:29 AM
Fuck. That was supposed to be "PYROS."
I regret this immediately.
Posted by: Kballs at August 19, 2010 9:30 AM
I didn't think it could be worse than the last one. But it's worse. Much worse. Seriously, the GodFocker?
Posted by: Nimue at August 19, 2010 9:40 AM
DeNiro, you're dead to me.
DEAD!
Posted by: , at August 19, 2010 9:51 AM
Poor, poor Laura Dern. You're too good for this, Ellie Satler!
Posted by: RobP at August 19, 2010 9:56 AM
PAJIBA KLEPTOS, ASSEMBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Oh, my side hurts.
Actually, Kballs, I thought your intent was for us to STEAL all the copies of the movie and then have a bonfire party. Sort of a PajiBacon Roast.
Posted by: BWeaves at August 19, 2010 10:08 AM
Well, at least it gave me a chance to practice reading in Spanish.
Posted by: TSF at August 19, 2010 10:13 AM
Dustin, when was the last time TK reviewed a movie that was not a comic-based cartoon? I know that you like to have your staff volunteer for movies, so I'd personally like to volunteer TK to review this shit sandwich. Your attention to this matter is appreciated.
Posted by: branded at August 19, 2010 10:20 AM
Fuck you, Ben Stiller. Deniro, I'm giving you one more chance but only because of Goodfellas and the Godfath- Oh, wait. You just bastardized the Godfather in THIS piece of crap.
Fuck you, Deniro.
Posted by: Paul at August 19, 2010 10:21 AM
Branded, you motherfucker.
Was The Client List not enough for you? Huh? Are you so interested in reading about a Boston movie theater being burned to the ground?
Posted by: Tk at August 19, 2010 10:23 AM
When is vomit going to stop being "funny"?
Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 19, 2010 10:28 AM
When is vomit going to stop being "funny"?
Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 19, 2010 10:28 AM
When it's all over you.
Posted by: BWeaves at August 19, 2010 10:39 AM
Fires up the original A-Team Intro in Karaoke
In 1998, a crack review squad went into the woods to talk about a televison show that wasn't worth shit. These individuals promptly ran for their lives to the internet to mock the living hell out of it. Today, still infuriated about stupid crap coming out of Hollywood, these individuals serve as eloquent critics for the sake of humanity. If you know the movie sucks, if the actors blow donkey dicks, and if you have internet access, Maybe you can rely on The Pajiba Team.
"I love to kill those Little Fockers."-TK BADASSES
PS: I get to be Murdock.
Posted by: Kahntahmp at August 19, 2010 10:39 AM
Vomit will always be hilarious, it's all about context though. Example: Guy in the Inbetweeners throwing up on girl he likes little brother = funny. Some kid throwing up on Ben Stiller because it's supposed to be embarrasing or whatever = not funny. Unless it's in real life of course.
Posted by: Steph at August 19, 2010 10:40 AM
HA! I'm not even watching that thing, but I love how the header picture perfectly encapsulates my feelings towards the very idea of this movie.
Projectile vomiting, indeed.
Posted by: figgy at August 19, 2010 10:46 AM
Are you so interested in reading about a Boston movie theater being burned to the ground?
We don't need no water let the Little Fockers burn.
Posted by: branded at August 19, 2010 10:48 AM
I can't stop laughing! Oh, no, I meant I can't stop stabbing myself in the crotch for watching this.
Posted by: sars at August 19, 2010 10:49 AM
For some time now I have been convinced that Ben Stiller has pictures of DeNiro naked with some altar boys.
Posted by: PaddyDog at August 19, 2010 11:02 AM
I'm actually surprised by the emotional rollercoaster this trailer put me through. First, I was disgusted by the idea of another Fockers. Then I felt really bad for everyone involved. Suddenly I was confused -- why am I watching this and wait, WHAT am I watching?! By the time we got to the shark/balls gag, I felt as if someone close to me died. My heart was heavy. My brow was furrowed. Between Gulliver's Travels and Little Fockers, Christmas season should be cancelled.
Posted by: Corey at August 19, 2010 11:35 AM
i don't know if anyone else caught this, but the last name "focker" sounds like the word "fucker" so when deniro tells stiller that he is the "godfocker" it conjures the image of stiller plowing our lord and savior.
it's word play...get it? this movie has layers
now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go apply a shard of glass to my throat.
Posted by: RomeoCranberry at August 19, 2010 11:55 AM
Posted by: Tk at August 19, 2010 10:23 AM
It was so awful, it de-capitalized your K?
Seriously, I'll see you all in Hell. Thank you and good night.
Posted by: MM at August 19, 2010 3:38 PM
and
bleujayone
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B.A.Baracus
What's all this Pajiba-jabba, fool?
I'd pity this movie 'cept it'd be a waste of perfectly good pity.
I won't even pity the suckahs who go see this then run home cryin' to their mommas!
I'm gonna make 'em pay for all the sufferin' they put on them innocent 'lil keeds!
I'm gonna kiiiiiiiill them crazy Fockers! They're gonin' to meet my best friend; PAAAAAIIIIIIN!!!!!
Drink yo meelk!
Posted by: bleujayone at August 19, 2010 5:06 PM
i will not watch this trailer. i didn't see the first or second movie so there's no need to know anything about this third installment.
Posted by: splinter at August 19, 2010 6:01 PM
Zoolander - Still cracks me up
Something About Mary - Was great...but has aged TERRIBLY...ouch
Ok, there's two. I honestly can't think of another Ben Stiller movie that I thought was funny. And I know he's been in more than a couple of flicks.
Meet the Parents was passable comedy at best. Who is spending their theater budget on these focking movies? (See what I did there? LOLs)
Posted by: dagnabbit at August 19, 2010 6:02 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S BLEEDING ALL OVER! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THE BLOOD WILL TAKE FOR-EV-ER TO COAGULATE, MOST LIKELY REQUIRING A VISIT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR STITCHES! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: superasente at August 19, 2010 8:14 PM
Right now, I want to punch God. (Sorry, Mom.)
Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 19, 2010 9:07 PM
Oh. I get it. Focker sounds like fucker.
...
Bravo.
Posted by: DarthBrookes at August 20, 2010 11:14 PM
Wait, there is a time that's NOT appropriate for baby punching? Crud.