Pajiba

So... she gets stuck with a guy she barely knows because of a baby.

Sounds familiar!

So, it's "Two Men and a Baby"?

This could have been good, in a twisted "War of the Roses With a Baby" kinda way.

But of course not. Who'd want to see THAT?

*sarcasm*

Wow, those are some irresponsible dead parents.

Them's some irresponsible dead parents.

Good Lord, I wouldn't trust these two with a gerbil much less a child. By the end of the day I'd imagine a cage engulfed in flames and somebody's sphincter being unnaturally stimulated.

Her parents must have reeeeeeeally hated their little womb-berry to inflict these two chuzzelwits on her as second string parents. Guess when Michael Jackson kicked over, their original plans went all to hell.

Can anyone please tell me what Heigl's appeal is as a lead actress? She plays every role the exact same; either greatly annoyed with her role, or insincere over-acting horny like she just got caught looking at an issue of Penthouse and she wants to prove she just made a mistake while reaching for Cosmo.

Hard to believe this is the same girl who made her debut showing off her ass to Gérard Depardieu. No wait, come to think of it, nothing's changed.

Wow this looks great and finaly a movies that really addresses some serious social issues. Who would you intrust your child to in your untimely death?
Would you stay with someone who you despised with all your soul, just for the sake of a child?
Would you care for and love the child as your own?
I think the most important question this movie ask's is, would you fling your shit at Katherine Heigl?
Oh yeah and I would fling yours at her too!

The best thing in that trailer is the Blues hat and it gets shit on. Great.

"...you don’t have to see the movie to know how it will end."

A bear attack? I'm guessing bear attack. It's a bear attack, right?

Is a romantic "comedy" that begins with the death of the main characters two best friends and an orphaned baby?!

Now now, how many sitcom widowers have there been? Hell, look at Valerie Harper, she became the dead spouse of her own show! Things have been grisly out there for a long time.

I guess I don't really feel very strongly about Ms. Heigl one way or another. I like to look at her when she's put together, but can't raise any ire.

That does look like Timothy Olyphant, doesn't it? Are they actually that close in looks? Now I can't remember what Josh Duhamel looks like in my head because I'm just seeing Channing Tatum. He was the one in "G.I. Joe", right?

b, I reckon it is referring to the poo scene that you missed! I totally took it as a reference to the toilet scene near the beginning...

The thing I don't get, really, is fucking a person with a dick that is not your own. What do you do with your dick when you're using this alternate dick? Or do you have to remove your own dick to use this backup dick?
And, seriously, since we all know that whoever fucks the most people wins, this person doesn't count when you fuck them because you're not using your dick--it's someone else's dick that's doing the fucking. So they'd get the rewards points; and probably a whole hell of a lot of them, too, since there seems to be a big market of people looking to use their diseased dick. They'll have new luggage in no time.
And don't give me this "oh, i made the decision to fuck this person, so it counts" shit. In my view, you're already distancing yourself from the fucking by using someone else's dick, so don't try to pretend you're more involved.
And why can't women trade vaginas? I don't hear any women saying, "I wouldn't fuck him with someone else's vagina." or "I wouldn't fuck him with a cheesey vagina". Is it too expensive or complicated to trade out vaginas? Is it like replacing a transmission vs. changing a tire? Is that why I get so uncomfortable when I see the Snap-On tool truck near my house?
--------------------
The point is, I think that if you really want to earn enough points to trade in for that iPod shuffle, man up and use your own dick.

@Mel - Oh, how I love "Go". Now that you've mentioned it, I'm not going to be able to stop thinking of it until I re-watch. After reacquainting myself with Olyphant this year on "Justified", I think it's high time to revisit that gem. The good ole' days when Katie Holmes was normal and Jay Mohr was (sometimes) funny...

One of the bit-players in that trailer actually is from Go. Did anyone else notice?

I did like when he pushed the baby down. I laughed a little too much at that.

"I get calling her names but can we at least agree that she's more bangable than say, Kirsten Dunst? Or Sarah "gimme a carrot or some sugar cubes" Jessica Parker?"

Posted by: Roaddog at May 27, 2010 2:38 PM

-If those two are our only other options, virtually anyone can be entered as a more favorable candidate. Hell my left hand would win in a landslide on the grounds it has a more developed feminine side and has better curves than all of them.......(sob) dear god I've said too much.

This is like an extremely loaded version of "F-M-K". Okay, let's play, Your options are Heigl, Dunst and Trigger Parker. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?*

*and no you can't kill ALL of them, and you can't kill yourself.

Suspension of disbelief would not be possible for me with this movie. You DO NOT name people as guardians of your child if you have not discussed it with them first. NOBODY DOES THAT. Space aliens and zombies? Cool, it could happen. This? NO.

David Wallace?!?

I must express some thanks to this writer just for bailing me out of such a setting. As a result of scouting throughout the online world and seeing tricks which were not productive, I figured my life was over. Being alive minus the answers to the issues you've sorted out by means of your entire report is a crucial case, and the ones which may have badly damaged my career if I hadn't noticed your web site. Your actual mastery and kindness in dealing with a lot of things was useful. I am not sure what I would have done if I had not come across such a step like this. I'm able to now look forward to my future. Thanks for your time so much for this specialized and result oriented help. I won't think twice to refer your web blog to anybody who desires counselling about this subject matter.