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Let's All Suffer Together

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)

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I’m not joking, you know. I really don’t like you people.

Seriously.

You see? Salma doesn’t like you either.

What’s that, you say? You want more? You’re sure? OK then:

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Comments

Dick.

Posted by: admin at June 21, 2011 11:08 AM

Screw you, I'm not watching that shit. YOU SUFFER ALONE.

Posted by: Figgy at June 21, 2011 11:08 AM

I wish I could "like" Figgy's comment.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at June 21, 2011 11:13 AM

Thanks for the header pic.
Fuck whatever the rest of that stuff is. I ain't clickin'.

I will, however click on your "Game of Thrones" review if you can stop being a dick long enough to get around to it.

Posted by: Rykker at June 21, 2011 11:23 AM

Posted by: bleujayone at June 21, 2011 11:24 AM

you had me at Salma Hayek's gorgeous breasts.

Posted by: Mountain Lover at June 21, 2011 11:45 AM

THANK YOU RYKKER, my thoughts exactly on waiting patiently to click on the "Game of Thrones" recap.....since yesterday morning, actually.....still waiting patiently.

Posted by: janazombie at June 21, 2011 11:46 AM

*insert my traditional rant about the pointlessness of name voice talent in kids' movies HERE*

Posted by: , at June 21, 2011 12:02 PM

*insert my traditional rant about the pointlessness of name voice talent in kids' movies HERE*

Peter Cullen will shiv you for that one.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at June 21, 2011 12:27 PM

munk yourself, indeed.

Posted by: Drake at June 21, 2011 12:32 PM

If there is a biblical God, Alvin and the Chipmunks will burn in Hell forever.
Amen.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at June 21, 2011 12:32 PM

did any of you click on the first trailer?

It's a Puss in Boots standalone and it's hi-larious!

They shud've given us this instead of Shrek wtf 4.

Posted by: haplo at June 21, 2011 1:23 PM

At least it's not Human Centipede. C'mon, you know that's what you were thinking it was.

Posted by: MM at June 21, 2011 1:29 PM

You're kind of a sadistic fucker, huh?

Posted by: jayco at June 21, 2011 3:58 PM

I didn't watch the trailer so I am still a relatively happy person.

Salma is pretty.

Posted by: greer at June 21, 2011 5:51 PM

Thank God I have no children. Not seeing these films will be the high point of my year.

Posted by: Dave at June 21, 2011 9:53 PM

If by suffer you mean be slowly pressed between Salma's massive milk-bladders until my heart explodes in my chest-- CHAIN ME TO THE WALL.

Posted by: Mr. stitch at June 21, 2011 10:18 PM

Whatever, I love cats and I love Banderas. The holy frijoles is silly enough to make me chuckle. I'm holding out hope that this will be HEAVILY referencing Desperado and Zorro because why not.

Posted by: valerie at June 21, 2011 10:54 PM

TK, I sincerely hope you die a horrible death. Today. Bye.

Posted by: Illuminatus at June 22, 2011 8:06 AM