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Let Us Take a Moment to Honor That Ancient Chinese Hero, Nic Cage

By Vivian Kane | Trailers | August 20, 2014 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Trailers | August 20, 2014 |


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Once in a great while a true hero comes along. The kind of hero who can don a weird pseudo-British accent and use his whiteness to save an entire community of non-white people. We just can’t get enough of this story, can we?

This time that savior comes in the form of Nicolas Cage in Outcast, along with savior sidekick Hayden Christensen. Together, they use their white dude powers to fight an evil 12th century Chinese Emperor. If you just can’t contain your excitement over that premise, don’t worry. They’ve been planning the sequel since April.



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