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That is what happens when you leave the basement door open, TK.

"That is what happens when you leave the basement door open, TK."

You make it sound like it was an accident.

You are all capitalist yankee pig dogs.

Fetchez le zombie vache!!!!

"Day of the Dead" sucked. Just sayin'.

That trailer was way too dark to make out much of anything, and I'm not talking about the black guys.

But this reminds me again ... DeistBrawler, is there another way to contact you without going through MySpace/Facebook?

More Zombies, please!

Oh, and throw in guns, fast editing camera tricks, and blood. Lots of blood. Enough blood that the colour palette runs the gamut of black, white, grey and RED.

Like any red-blooded Englishman, I hate the French on principle. I don't trust their strange eating habits, their unshaved pits, their lascivious ways. Look at them! Riding about, on their bicycles, black-and-white striped shirts announcing their sexual liberalism, strings of garlic around their necks, smoking cigarettes with no regard for the wellbeing of others (second-hand smoke kills too, Marcel). I especially haven't forgiven them for giving birth to the mime - perhaps the most sinister of all performance arts.

But I'll give the hairy-pitted, snail-eating sex pests one thing - it seems they can put together a horror film.

Here's an idea - how about a zombie movie, but instead of zombies, the shambling antagonists are mimes? I'd volunteer my services as an extra - particularly if there's a scene in the script where I get to douse a bunch of white-faced ghouls with a flamethrower as they fake-rope-pull themselves towards me.

Well, je, for one, adore les Français.

That is a motherfuçkin' lot of zombies.

... although, and let's just say my grasp of French is fairly limited, wouldn't it be "L'Horde"?

Despite being a quarter of a century old and actually having some first-hand experience of the wonders that are boobies, I still get irrationally excited when I see mammaries where I wasn't expecting to see them. The Fifth Element was a goldmine for unexpected nip-slips - a PG-rated film where, with lightning reflexes, on about three occasions you could gaze lovingly at Milla Jovovich's areoli? Heaven. And, not coincidentally, very French indeed.

AvonB - it's been a few years since I studied French, but words starting with "h" only take a contraction if they're 'soft'; there's a number of words in French that begin with a 'hard' h (if memory serves, they tend to have their origins in other languages, such as German) that don't contract. A good example might be "La Haine".

Yeh, that's why I wondered, Shay... wouldn't "horde" have a soft-to-silent h? Like "hotel", which is contracted l'hôtel?

Or have I been pronouncing it wrong all these years? Would not surprise me.

Might I reiterate here what was mentioned elsewheres: zombie Pajiba t-shirts, please! That design was *so* awesome. My chest would be twice as alluring if bedecked in stylish zombie-brandishing-beverage-wear. Make it so, mighty overloards!

"Day of the Dead" sucked. Just sayin'.
But this reminds me again ... DeistBrawler, is there another way to contact you without going through MySpace/Facebook?

Ummmm deistbrawler@yahoo.com if that's what you mean.

As for your Day of the Dead comment, I hope you are referring to the remake. Because the original is amazing. Exhibit A, if you can recall the scene where the guy is getting his head ripped off and as he is screaming his voice gets higher from the vocal chords getting stretched. That was awesome. As for La Horde, is anyone else getting tired of "fast" zombies? Or is it just me. I know it got its start with 28 Days Later, and that was cool (even if they weren't "zombies"), and it was alright in the remake of Dawn of the Dead. However, just the fact that it is continuing is kind of lame. Zombies would not be fast. Zombies are not that terrifying fast (because they just get you, the slow zombies overwhelm you with numbers). The original intent of zombie movies was mainly to show how humanity itself is horrible, now they turned it into a plain horror film. If there were "fast" zombies, we'd all be fucked.

DB, Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. We have remotely possible business to discuss.

But ... "DotD" "amazing"? Seriously? Fucking Bub?

Speaking of french horror movies, did anybody see martyrs o:-) ? I'd love to read a review of that one.