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Just Another Stupid Love Song

By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (21)



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Oh, look. It’s about time that Sundance finally gave us a bunch of pretty late twentysomethings — rich, white kids, natch — who come together at the wedding of their friend. And, hey, they were called The Romantics, because they all used to fuck each other at one point or another, coming together like a shook-up snowglobe. There will be laughs, and tears, and poignant indie music, and you’ll leave with that same sickness you get in the pit of your stomach when you find out an old flame has a Facebook status of “married.”

But, what’s this? It’s not just chock full of faceless CW stars? Malin Ackermann, Katie Holmes, Adam Brody, the cheerleader from “Glee,” Anna Paquin, Elijah Wood channeling his best Kevin Kline, Josh Duhamel in something withOUT explosions? Murphy Brown lurking in the back like the snarky Gandalf of this little band of adventurers. Oh, I get it. It’s gonna be like He Just Not That Into You for the intellectual set. The Ice Storm for people who drink $5 Iced Lattes. Nice try.

Watch the trailer and try not to throw up.



Oh, wait a minute. That’s not that terrible. And who’s directing it? Galt Niederhoffer? Never heard of…is it a her? Oh, okay. And she wrote the novel it’s based on. So she’s not just a first timer, but she’s produced a bunch of indies before. Interesting.

But let’s look at the description of the novel. THIS IS A SPOILER OF SORTS. It’s about a group of college friends who come together when two of their group wed. They go out and frolic in the sand and…lose the groom. WHAT?! That’s nowhere in the trailer!

And that’s the problem with something like this film. Whereas it just appears to be a boring, trite-looking rom-dram-com, it might actually be a pretty fucking interesting little sinister mystery. Even though it’s got a cast of wooden-faced people we love to hate, they might be perfect for disarming you with their style.

But probably not. It’s probably going to be like masturbating to the L.L. Bean catalog.









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Comments

I am decidedly pro-Adam Brody getting work.

Posted by: Courtney at August 16, 2010 10:35 AM

Malin Ackermann, Katie Holmes

Pass.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at August 16, 2010 10:38 AM

Eh. However interestingly it might be, I am so turned off by Josh Duhamel in ANYTHING. And the rest of the cast is underwhelming (except Wood and Murphy Brown).

Who knows though. Maybe it's secretly awesome and it's the marketing team that's doing a bad job.

Posted by: Sassafrass Green at August 16, 2010 10:43 AM

The music playing in that trailer alone makes me want to flaming cock punch all those involved.

Posted by: admin at August 16, 2010 10:46 AM

I like how they call their group The Romantics, sounds classier than Fuck Buddies.

Posted by: Ducky at August 16, 2010 10:54 AM

Dear Josh Duhamel:

You will never be as cool as Timothy Olyphant. Please stop trying.

Thanks.

-Sweetpea

Posted by: sweetpea at August 16, 2010 10:59 AM

I think it looks good. I've been hoping for Katie Holmes to make another good film since Pieces of April and I hope this is it. I'll definitely check it out.

Posted by: Sofía at August 16, 2010 11:04 AM

Whoo, boy. I hated it from the first note of that just-oh-so-very-fucking-twee theme music and that hate sustained me right through that just-too-goodamn-cute-for-words trailer. Feh.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 16, 2010 11:06 AM

I knew I was old the day I looked at the LL Bean catalogue and found a lot of things I wanted. Mostly I thought, "jeepers that looks comfortable".

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 16, 2010 11:19 AM


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Posted by: alicelive at August 16, 2010 11:21 AM

That's the most uninspiring cast I've ever heard of. Like a bag of Wonderbread, with a glass of water on the side.

Posted by: figgy at August 16, 2010 11:25 AM

If Katie Holmes is in it, it's going to be a giant bag of suck.

Posted by: Carolina Girl at August 16, 2010 11:29 AM

I just realized that I would pay to see a movie where Elijah Wood and Joseph Gordon-Levitt get drunk while wearing suits. Then they have drunken conversations. That's the whole movie.

Posted by: Erik at August 16, 2010 11:45 AM

Can we see the film that focuses on drunken Elijah Wood walking around and insulting everyone like a latter-day Noel Coward?

Posted by: Jim Doggie at August 16, 2010 11:46 AM

Seriously? Is nobody else just dying to see Katie Holmes play a young woman who regrets the choices she has made in her romantic life? I'm guessing she really nails this one.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 16, 2010 12:32 PM

Posted by: Erik at August 16, 2010 11:45 AM

Oh please, yes! Seriously, that movie needs to happen.

Posted by: Even Stevens at August 16, 2010 4:29 PM

I hate to be contrary, but I'm pretty sure this is more like blowing yourself to the J. Crew catalogue.

...

Yep. It is.

No, I didn't check. Probably.

Posted by: Ryan at August 16, 2010 7:46 PM

What the hell is wrong with lattes?

Posted by: trippdup at August 21, 2010 6:11 PM

I actually really like this! Katie Holmes, Adam Brody, Malin Ackerman...all excellent actors :) Can't wait to see it!

Posted by: David at August 30, 2010 5:30 PM

I saw the movie. It's terrible, but I liked it. haha. Anyway... can someone tell me where i can find the names of two songs in the movie. 1. when they run into the water and 2. (SPOILER ALERT...) When Josh and Katie do it? I have searched the internet high and low and there is NOTHING listed about the music in this film.

Posted by: Pamela at September 13, 2010 8:30 PM

what is the name of the song in this trailer ladies and gents?

Posted by: roflmao at January 31, 2011 11:14 PM