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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Trailer: What... I Don't Even...

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (18)

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Yes, yes, I know that it looks like Dwayne Johnson is bad-touching Josh Hutcherson in the header pic but THAT’S NOT THE PROBLEM HERE.

This is a sequel to a horrible movie that if you saw, you should probably evaluate your life choices. It stars Dwayne Johnson, Hutcherson, Vanessa Hudgens, Luis Guzman, and Michael Caine. Caine is clearly tired of his recent run of decent movies, Guzman I think just doesn’t know how to say no, Hudgens isn’t an actual human being but rather a construct made of scrap metal, children’s bone marrow, puppy dog tears, all wrapped in a rubbery husk shaped like a girl, and Johnson simply refuses to acknowledge his action star potential. I don’t know what Hutcherson’s excuse is.

Fuck it, here’s the trailer. I will warn you… at the end, you will see something you cannot unsee.










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Comments

That end sequence. Wow. I really hope everybody is happy with their pay cause unless they've got a great body of work behind them* it'll be the biggest they've seen.

*or a great arse

Posted by: yastobaal at November 14, 2011 10:56 AM

A movie that proudly slaps you in the face with stupid and is too stupid to realize how stupid it is.


Posted by: OldSchool60 at November 14, 2011 11:07 AM

Michael Caine, I try really hard not to judge actors for picking projects that suck just cause they like getting paid, cause as an actor, I get that. But...really? You are in a movie where that last couple of seconds of this trailer can happen? REALLY?

Posted by: KatSings at November 14, 2011 11:12 AM

I watched that trailer at work on silent, and a) I imagine it made more sense without sound than it did with, and b) that’s a fantastic ending to a trailer; I’m only surprised that Dwayne Johnson got there before Alison Brie.

Posted by: zeke the pig at November 14, 2011 11:27 AM

At any point in the film does Duane Johnson /actually/ bad touch Josh Hutcherson? That might --- never mind. Still wouldn't make up for The Bee Riders of Storybook Park.

Posted by: Corvus at November 14, 2011 11:28 AM

zeke: I'd pay good money to see Alison Brie do that.

Posted by: jthomas666 at November 14, 2011 11:38 AM

Oh Trailer Addict. You so crazeee! Play Again? Why in the Helena Bonham Carter would I want to do that? @zeke, I also watched it on silent. I can't imagine that audio would have enhanced the experience.

Also, I'm glad Michael Caine is in this, because every time I see his name mentioned, I get to spend the day telling everyone I see that if you say "My Cocaine" while doing a Michael Caine impersonation, you actually "Michael Caine" the way he says it.

Posted by: Groundloop at November 14, 2011 11:55 AM

Ok, this is for kids and WWE fans.

And let's face it, this doesn't help my mancrush on The Rock not One. Little. Bit.

Posted by: Meander at November 14, 2011 11:57 AM

It stinks!

Posted by: googergieger at November 14, 2011 12:21 PM

The baby elephant is cute. That's all I got.

Posted by: MM at November 14, 2011 1:22 PM

No shit. That trailer actually made me laugh.

It was the scene where Johnson says, "That was emasculating."

Posted by: DeistBrawler at November 14, 2011 1:26 PM

Yeah. Couple chuckles in there....in the "OMFG, they really did/said that?" category. Could be campy, craptastic fun.

Posted by: NateS1973 at November 14, 2011 3:07 PM

I actually had to go to wikipedia because I had no idea what this movie was a sequel to.

Posted by: KC at November 14, 2011 3:20 PM

As craptacular as this is undoubtedly going to be, I'm in, just for the stupidity and for Dwayne Johnson, once again, willingly taking the piss out of himself.

Posted by: trib at November 14, 2011 3:40 PM

Well I've seen every single Dwayne Johnson movie, so I will be seeing this one as well. He looks awfully sweaty in that trailer. Here's hoping he takes his shirt off! I should get some kind of award for seeing it since it looks terrible.

Posted by: Dingle Berry at November 14, 2011 4:08 PM

why do you do this to me The Rock (That is forever his name)

I want to like him so badly, he has more charisma in one eyebrow then most action stars have in their entire bodies. But fuck start picking some good movies man...

Posted by: Ben at November 14, 2011 7:30 PM

Why did I not heed your warning?

Posted by: Lauralyn at November 14, 2011 11:22 PM

BIG BAGS OF SUCK!!!!!

Oh, and Luis Guzman is a dirty, dirty HOOOO-WAH.

Posted by: Jerry at November 15, 2011 2:16 AM