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Jackass 3.5: Just F**k Each Other Already, for God's Sake

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | January 28, 2011 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | January 28, 2011 |


Jackass 3.5 looks to bring a new level of homoeroticism to the Internet. Because watching one of the Jackass crew swing his flaccid penis around in three dimensions wasn't quite enough, the ragtag crew of vanity cases have spliced together the leftover footage from Jackass 3D to create Jackass 3.5, which will debut on the Internet -- where it belongs -- on April 1st. The trailer suggests that these fellas were attempting to see how big an explosion they could create in their own asses and then, out of Catholic guilt, punish each other in their crotches.

It's all starting to make sense now: The crotch shots are a form of self-punishment, a way to temporarily disable their junk, briefly muting the lust they feel for one another. But you don't have to hide it anymore, fellas. The world is ready. So, wrap your dicks in firecrackers and go to town on each other. It is the Internet, after all.





Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.



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