It's Time To Play F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch With The Trailers for Star Trek Into Darkness, The Lone Ranger, And The Great Gatsby.
Star Trek Into Darkness
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm betting this will be the clear victor in the Marry portion of our festivities. It's the kind of film you'd gladly take to meet the parents before rushing it home for some mind-blowing geekgasms. Later, when the thrill is gone, you can still glance fondly at Star Trek Into Darkness and remember why you fell in love in the first place.
The Lone Ranger
Normally, I would choose Falcon Punch for The Lone Ranger based solely on Johnny Depp's Native American Dead Bird Hat. Wait just a minute, though. You may not want to get your punching fist out just yet. You might want to ensure you have some rubbers that can protect you from the funk Armie Hammer's mask is surely harboring.
The Great Gatsby
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)