It's Time To Play F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch With The Trailers For 'Star Trek Into Darkness', 'The Lone Ranger', And 'The Great Gatsby'.
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It's Time To Play F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch With The Trailers for Star Trek Into Darkness, The Lone Ranger, And The Great Gatsby.

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | April 18, 2013 | Comments ()


Star Trek Into Darkness

I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm betting this will be the clear victor in the Marry portion of our festivities. It's the kind of film you'd gladly take to meet the parents before rushing it home for some mind-blowing geekgasms. Later, when the thrill is gone, you can still glance fondly at Star Trek Into Darkness and remember why you fell in love in the first place.
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The Lone Ranger

Normally, I would choose Falcon Punch for The Lone Ranger based solely on Johnny Depp's Native American Dead Bird Hat. Wait just a minute, though. You may not want to get your punching fist out just yet. You might want to ensure you have some rubbers that can protect you from the funk Armie Hammer's mask is surely harboring.

The Great Gatsby


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