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It's Funny Because He's Fat

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (15)

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Apologies, what I meant was: It’s funny because the animals can talk.

A studio paid $3 million for the script for this movie, by the way. I think you’ll appreciate the genius of that purchase after watching the teaser.









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Comments

I think you’ll appreciate the genius of that purchase after watching the teaser.

OK, what? I thought (probably because of this website) that they were making a sequel to Paul Blart where he worked in a zoo.

Whatever, I have bigger problems. Can someone explain to me why I stopped the trailer before it started and ramped it up to 1080p? Why would I need to do that?

Posted by: pissant at November 8, 2010 10:43 AM

I want my minute and eight seconds back.

Posted by: Uda at November 8, 2010 10:46 AM

HAHA! Get it? Because an elephant never forgets and he's telling the fat guy that he remembers nothing, you guys! The comedy here works on so many levels. Critics just don't understand that kind of genius. God, I hope that monkey has a flatulence problem, that'll really ratchet up the yucks. What it needs less of is that environmental message hoohockey. If I wanted to hear incessant blathering about our Earth being endangered I'd have voted for Gore. But I guess considering it's already done a bang up job of enticing me with some HIGHLARIOUS physical comedy, I can let that slide. Thank God for good American comedy.

Posted by: Kayanne at November 8, 2010 10:51 AM

It'll make a jillion dollars. God, people are stupid.

Posted by: Gavin S. at November 8, 2010 11:11 AM

The lion called him "Griffen."
Could this be some kind of unholy "Family Guy" "Paul Blart" crossover/fusion?

Posted by: Scott at November 8, 2010 11:26 AM

It's rated PG for "suggestive humor". Put me down for $25 on "Monkey threatening to fling poop".

Posted by: Paultera at November 8, 2010 11:34 AM

Crap it may be, but I'd invest money in this. As Gavin said, it's going to make a jillion dollars.

Posted by: steve at November 8, 2010 11:49 AM

That's it? Nothing more? Four seconds of screaming?

Posted by: Candee at November 8, 2010 12:05 PM

I hate to say this, because she seems like a nice person, but...

... I think we have to kill Kayanne.

Posted by: Perfect Tommy at November 8, 2010 1:13 PM

hey next time put "SARCASM ALERT"!!! goshhhhhhh

Posted by: Taylor Kozakar at November 8, 2010 2:00 PM

That looks lame as f*ck.

But don't hate the player. Hate the game.

Get that money Kevin James!!

Posted by: junierizzle at November 8, 2010 3:19 PM

Wait, are you sure you didn't link to a Night at the Museum clip?

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at November 8, 2010 5:52 PM

You know, what with the sassy monkey and all

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at November 8, 2010 5:53 PM

Rosario Dawson plays the love interest.
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I'll just go now.

Posted by: greer at November 8, 2010 6:52 PM

Ok, why would animals need the lights on? I'm just not even going comment on the rest...

Posted by: Doreen at November 9, 2010 9:25 AM