I’m sure it’s no coincidence, the day after it was announced that Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin would be hosting next year’s Academy Awards ceremony, that a new trailer for their movie, It’s Complicated would be released. The movie, from Something’s Gotta Give director, Nancy Meyers, looks similar in tone. It’s about a man (Alec Baldwin) who leaves his wife (Meryl Streep) for a younger wife (Lake Bell), only to backslide into an affair with his first wife. Complications arise, of course, when that first wife also gets involved with Steve Martin.
What a bunch of buttholes.
But if you had to choose one butthole between Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, who would you go with? The Baldwin butthole has more sex appeal, but Steve Martin is far more personable. Tough call, ladies. Who’s your butthole?
The movie itself looks kind of butthole bland, but given the cast: A bad movie that’s gonna be fairly easy to watch. Check out the trailer, buttholes:
Alec B, as fun as he is onscreen, is an MRA butthole in meatspace. Plus, he's too hairy for my taste.
Steve Martin's my butthole of choice.
Posted by: Natural 20 at November 6, 2009 10:07 AM
I can't believe the quantity of awards these buttholes have among them. And they didn't even spit on them first!
Posted by: PissBoy at November 6, 2009 10:07 AM
The movie itself looks kind of butthole bland...
Totally improper usage of the word butthole. Butthole bland is like saying scalding cold.
Buttholes are flavorful, tasting of breakfasts, lunches, dinners....corn. And it would be processed corn....lots of processed corn. So I imagine a butthole would tast like a Frito. And Fritos are anything butt (see what I did there?) bland. If anything, I'd say they prolly taste good enough to require some salsa, and perhaps and ice cold Coke.
Posted by: PissBoy at November 6, 2009 10:15 AM
Wait, "Steve Martin is far more personable"? Huh? Everything I've heard about him points toward a pretentious loner just affable enough for people not to hate him. Yeah, ladies love emotionally reclusive guys who act intellectually superior.
But Alec Baldwin is a mean-spirited butthole.
One unleashes sarcastic scorn at your choice of art and appetizer forks, the other unleashes spittle-flecked vitriol for not returning a phone call or claiming the Bush family is not Satan's spawn.
I need a booth review on this one. Buttholes.
Posted by: Kballs at November 6, 2009 10:16 AM
I bet Steve Martin's butthole tells funny jokes.
"Pfft braaaaaap fffluppp-p-p-p-p-p squeeeeek"
Bwahahahahahaha! Good one Steve Martin's Butthole.
It is indeed a difficult choice, and when he was younger I might have chosen Alec. But now, I have to go Steve all the way.
Posted by: Cindy at November 6, 2009 10:21 AM
Hmmm...If I'm going for a quickie, no-strings attached bed-breaker, I'm going with Alec. If it's long-term, I'm going with Steve.
Posted by: Jeremy Feist at November 6, 2009 10:22 AM
I bet Steve Martin's butthole tells funny jokes.
What if Steve Martin and his butthole have been trading off on roles throughout his career? How else to explain stinkers like Pink Panther and Cheaper by the Dozen but that his butthole took over for his acting duties (that's for you, Pissboy) somewhere after Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Posted by: branded at November 6, 2009 10:22 AM
Great. Now I am thinking of Meryl Streep's butthole.
I bet it even farts with an immaculate accent.
Posted by: Odnon at November 6, 2009 10:27 AM
heh heh "duties"
I'm 12.
Posted by: Whorish Mouth at November 6, 2009 10:31 AM
Who cares!!! My boyfriend also agrees with me. He is 10 years older than me, lol. We met online at age-gap club -- http://AgelessOnly.COM/. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.
Picking Meryl Streep's butthole would probably make your fingers stink AvB.
Posted by: PissBoy at November 6, 2009 10:35 AM
Remember that post a while ago concerning what words you hated? I seem to remember someone hating "crotch" or some such thing. Anyway, one of mine is "butthole". So my Pajiba time today is kinda gonna suck.
I pick that butthole Martin. He plays banjo and Mr. Dammit plays upright bass. They can jam and make some butthole lickin' good music for this butthole's amusement!
Posted by: dammitjanet at November 6, 2009 10:53 AM
By all accounts, Steve Martin is Hollywood's biggest Butthole! He even flipped me off at a traffic intersection in 1980 (I was 12 yrs old, y'all!). Definitely Butthole-ish!
Posted by: Courtney at November 6, 2009 10:59 AM
Picking Meryl Streep's butthole would probably make your fingers stink AvB.
And you at least have to ask her first. It is just rude not to.
Posted by: Vermillion at November 6, 2009 11:03 AM
Anyone who doesn't like Alec Baldwin needs to see the Letterman interview where he makes fun of his crazzzy religious brother and calls Sarah Palin "Bible Spice".
I wish I was his friend, but not his butthole buddy.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 6, 2009 11:29 AM
Hey, I want to tell you something, OK? And I want to leave a message for you right now. 'Cause again, it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday, and once again I've made a butthole of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing and I go and I make that phone call. At 11 o'clock in the morning in New York and if you don't pick up the phone at 10 o'clock at night. And you don't even have the fucking butthole turned on. I want you to know something, OK?
I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this butthole with you to tell you you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted my butthole. You don't have the brains or the butthole as a human being. I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this butthole.
And when I come out there next week, I'm going to fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this butthole. I'm going to let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. You've made me feel like shit and you've made me feel like a butthole over and over and over again. And this crap you pull on me with this fucking phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your butthole and you do it to me constantly and over and over again. I am going to get on a butthole and I am going to come out there for the day and I am going to straighten your ass out when I see you.
Do you understand me? I'm going to really make sure you get it. Then I'm going to get on a plane and I'm going to turn around and come home. So you'd better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with my butthole. So I'm going to let you know just how I feel about what a rude little butthole you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little butthole, OK?
Posted by: henchman for hire at November 6, 2009 11:44 AM
It may have been Alec until he felt compelled to say OMG. Now I have to go with Steve. But honestly if all 3 were placed in front of me I am comfortable enough with my sexuality to go with Meryl. Because as it turns out she's a bit of a slut.
Posted by: emoney at November 8, 2009 1:09 PM
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Alec B, as fun as he is onscreen, is an MRA butthole in meatspace. Plus, he's too hairy for my taste.
Steve Martin's my butthole of choice.