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Iron Man 2. Toy Story 3. Kick-Ass. Inception. Scott Pilgrim. 2010 looking up.

God I hope Whiplash doesn't suck. Iron Man should be able to whoop his candy ass with ease. And I wonder how War Machine fits in, was that supposed to be him chasing Iron Man at the end?

Me likey though.

I don't think there's anything cool about humping Buddha. Humping Buddhas? Maybe. This trailer, on the other hand, way cool. Kinda epic in itself, really sets the stage.

Upon my second viewing- Yes. That is Samuel L. Jackson.
Who wants to freeze me until this comes out?

that gave me a boner.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

:deep breath:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don Cheadle>Terence Howard. All. Day. Long.

wwwwwwwwwwow

and that is why iron man is better than bat man... tony stark enjoyyys the hell out of it... bruce wayne is always bitching about how miserable it is, and the respooooonsibility of it all...

Hey hey hey hey HEY now...

And it's "Batman".

Oh get a real name, pissypants.

That's better.

disgruntled, does that mean you're leaving now? 'Cause if I'm your biggest problem around here, let me show you the way out.

oh dear. It seems that I'll need a new pair of pants now. Mine have several different bodily substances coating them.

That scene of Pepper Potts kissing the helmet and tossing it away... It could beautifully be a panel in the comics.

Fuck yes.

This will also be a way to push Chris Nolan to make a third Batman. Cause this might rape Dark Knights gaping ass.

As always Marvel one upps DC

Y'all know me. I'm DarthCorleone.

I'm the one who frequently grouses about how Iron Man is extremely overrated. (And it is.) How it gets way too much love on this site. (And it does.)

I'm also the one who's reliably very grumpy about trailers. Forget their horrible spoiler nature. (This is more of a teaser than a trailer, so that's not so relevant in this case regardless.) I'll go on and on about how the quality of a trailer has just about zero predictive ability for the quality of the movie.

Above all, I'm a skeptic. I'll always err on the side of a healthy level of skepticism for the good of us all. And when I say "all," I'm not just talking about moviegoers. I'm talking about humanity.

Despite all that...I must admit...those two minutes and twenty-six seconds put a smile on my face.

I absolutely love how Favreau and Nolan are smart enough to understand that the core concepts of the comic book, combined with allowing actors to freely express themselves within said confines makes for not good comic book movies, but just good movies.

My favorite character of all time is Wolverine (I check myself into hotels/reservations using his real name as a pseudonym amongst others), but good god I haven't brought myself to watch that movie again. The undeniable truth of Tony Stark (who is utterly loathsome in a few comics lines) whooping up on Logan's ass in the theatres is shocking and wondrous at the same time.

A nice steady clap for Favreau and RDJ, who clearly understand that having fun makes up for all the plot loops and side stories a bunch of recycled garbage hack screenwriters can come up with.

Phase 2 -- Iron Man 2!
Phase 3 -- Nathan Fillion as Steve Rodgers, Captain America (with me as Bucky!)
Phase 4 -- The Avengers (vs. Doom and Loki? And some Winter Soldier)
Phase 5 -- Civil War! (with, ahem, me as Winter Soldier/Bucky version Cap!)

SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!

Am I the only one afraid that it's going falling for the comic book movie curse? You know, the one where they try to pack 80 million comic book characters into one movie? And try to make it coherent?

That being said, I really, really ,really hope this turns out as awesome as it looks.

Maybe it's because it's 5am, but Grrravy's comment made me lol hard.

I've never been a "comic-book guy" so I'm wondering... even with the badass electro-whips, how can Whiplash possibly stand up to a flying armory with lasers? Tony could take him out in two seconds with those shoulder-mounted guns like he did to those terrorists in the first movie. Seriously, Whiplash's head is exposed and everything.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..

*smokes sigaret*

Is it May already?

IM PREGNANT WITH TRAILER BABIES!
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There is just so much, too much in this trailer for me to take in, I'll be forced to wattch it eleventy billion times.
I remember watching the first one and not moving after the credits, not knowing, but certain there was a post credits scene. Then I remember, and for those who dont know SPOILER,having through out been almost losing my shit everytime the dude named SHIELD, hearing Sam Jackson's voice and whispering in one long breathless hiss 'NickFuryAgentofShield!'
the kid I sat next too looked at me, literally, 'what?' and then fill on glared at me seconds later when Sam Jackson said the same and jumped out of my chair, fist pumping, 'NICK FURY AGENT OF SHIELD!!!'
That's when I got pregnant with my first movie baby, who I birthed the next day and named Celly and who lives in my room devouring copies of Little White Lies.
Now, her brother will join her.
Also, this trailer is so badass that Scarlett Johansson didn't cause me to grind my teeth on site, which is a totally new phenonmenon so thats the power it holds.
She might actually be slightly not completely annoying in this.
Or more likely, she'll be as annoying as always, but the combined power of RDJ, Rockwell, Cheadle, Rourke, The Suits, the Soundtrack, and the knowledge that Favroeu(sp?) is just off frame for basically every shot....well that will just overpower her suck and make everythig okay.
I hope Gwynnie doesn't annoy me though. I found her quite annoying in the last one, not bad at all, just a little frustrating, but that was mainly the character and her inability to keep up with the rapid fire patter of RDJ.
Also...y'know....she was ginger.

I feel so alone right now..

Nobody at work wil Squeeeeeeeee along with me.

*rewatches trailer*

I love you guys.

I'm usually in disagreement with one DarthCorleone but in this instance, totally with he/she. Iron Man was a fun popcorn movie with a charismatic lead performance. It wasn't as brilliant as it was made out to be at the time (a lot of which stemmed from certain personality types wanting to like something more than The Dark Knight). However, this looks like a good movie. I'll see it. But I won't get a geek-on for it.

Awesome. I didn't see the first at the cinema but my girlfriend (Nadine) showed it to me on DVD and it was the ballz. I'll go and see this at the movies for sure and yeah, Gary Shandling looks like he's melted.

He's Larry Sanders. The DVD i am getting from you for christmas is season 1 of the Larry Sanders show. GET INFORMED!

holyjebusgod i may have to take a sick day so i can just sit here and watch that trailer over and over and over again.

I just joygasmed in my office chair. Messy, but OHHOLYJEESOPUSFLAPPINCHRISTUSONAUNICYCLE I want this movie to take me out behind the barn and impregnate me with tiny Iron Men!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Whoever said that pajiba readers don't know how to have fun because they hate Christmas in yesterday's comment diversion is sorely mistaken. There's just been a massive collective orgasm about Iron Man 2. Just getting the kicks from somewhere else I guess.

I'm sure that's great even though I don't have access to the video right now.

Iron Man! Aaaaahhhh!

Who is Gary Shandling, that is the only part that confuses me.

Aww, Bill Haverchuck is a little confused and a little disappointed.

Umm...my body is covered in goose bumps. literally. Goosebumps of PURE excitement. Even my schween. Where's Whorish when i need her most....of course. Work!

Oh my god War Machine WAR MACHINE! Jesus Christ this looks incredible.

Goddamn that made my ass wet. Now I'm uncomfortable in a really weird way. Had I know this would happen, I wouldn't have had that breakfast burrito from the roach-coach.

Second last scene of the trailer:

*Clonk*
*Clonk*

So fucking awesome!

Veddy veddy nice.
It just looks so pretty and shiny and actiony. Woooo!

And now Mickey Rourke has a character to use that face for {hee}.

The trailer took an unusual amount of time to load... but there *is* a volume control. Hover over the little speaker icon and up pops the thingie with the
tiny widdle arrow points. If all else fails, use your OS volume control {?? I'm
not terribly tech inclined, so pls excuse if that's obvious}.

I'm not getting excited until we are at least 3 months away.... Damn early teasers! SQUEEEE!

And he'd look awful as a blond.

Neal McDonough.

To all the nit-pickers who can't figure out why Mickey isn't comatose or dead within the first five seconds of his racetrack appearance:

Mick-lash Mk I isn't fighting an armored Stark (hence the bloody, dazed, UNARMORED Tony). My guess is Mr. Sparky exits pretty quickly if/when Tony manages to get his suit on. Then *YAY* upgrades all around for everyone (even IM judging from the new triangular chest thingy).

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Oh FUCK yes.

May can't come soon enough.

he makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

I've never been asthmatic, but I was reaching around looking for a paper bag after seeing that trailer... O' HAPPY DAYS!!!!

I've said it here before but it bears repeating, they can market the holy living hell outta this thing and it will still be 7 different kinds of awesome.

Oh, and this; I mean, no, seriously. Holy motherfucking Buddha-humping shitballs of fabulousity. It just looks … so … fucking … cool. This makes me love TK right in the face.

Definitely one for Gold Class, Daniel Hall.

Just. Fucking. AWESOME. I'm wriggling in my chair at work like a puppy right now. I'm that excited.

What I watched: Iron Man 2 trailer

What I expected: A decent trailer showing some action scenes and some funny lines from Downey.

What I got: A first half of the trailer that made me laugh out loud a number of times, and jaw-dropping awesomeness from the moment I first saw Whiplash.