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Cthulhu Is Calling, And He Is No Longer F**king Around

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (27)



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H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos seems so perfect for film adaptation, but it’s consistently been either ignored, or completely botched. From awkward adaptations like Dagon to serving as the inspirations for Mike Mignola’s elder gods in Hellboy, we’ve never really seen the stories and creatures put to film.

Guillermo Del Toro is supposedly at work on a cinematic adaptation of At The Mountains Of Madness, one of Lovecraft’s most chilling and bizarre works (and that’s saying something), but in the interim, we have the Spanish film Inheritance Valdemar II: The Shadow Prohibited (La Herencia Valdemar II: La Sombra Prohibida) to keep us busy. It comes out at the end of this month in Spain, and will make its way to US shores later this year.Here’s the synopsis, courtesy of Bloody Disgusting:

Luisa Llorente, a farm appraiser had the formidable task of going to evaluate the home of Lazarus Valdemar, has not heard from her. Two expeditions out in search: first Nicholas Tramel, detective hired by Maximilian Colvin, head of Inmoverance, company he works for Luisa and on the other coworkers Ana and Eduardo, who travel by car with the idea of join forces with the detective, but something happens…

Ignore the clumsy grammar — I’m guessing they got that via Google translator. At least, I hope so. Regardless, it’s a sequel to director José Luis Alemán’s own film, and it draws heavy inspiration from Lovecraft’s universe. The trailer is in Spanish and doesn’t have subtitles, but the money shot at the end makes it worthwhile. Just watch it. Trust me.









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Comments

Who has two thumbs and skipped straight to the end of that clip?

*points thumbs at everyone*

Wait, is that how it goes? It's pretty hard to point at people with your thumbs if they're directly in front of you, so that can't be right. Maybe if I point them this way . . .

Goddamnit.

Posted by: Kballs at January 3, 2011 9:37 AM

Want.

Posted by: Rykker at January 3, 2011 9:37 AM

Here's the trailer for the first film, released January of last year.
Unfortunately, I don't see that it's available on DVD anywhere.

Posted by: Rykker at January 3, 2011 9:47 AM

1994 agrees that the special effects are amazing.

2023 is pissing it's pants with laughter.

2135 is silent; humanity has become extinct due to climate change brought on by our own short-sighted hubris, and the only remaining evidence of our civilization (that isn't underwater) is the network of satellites that are slowly crashing to earth as their orbits erode. Weep for the future; all of us are dead then.

Posted by: superasente at January 3, 2011 10:15 AM

Holy FUCK, that looks INCREDIBLE!!!

Posted by: Case at January 3, 2011 10:21 AM

Feeling chipper this morning, superasente?

Posted by: MM at January 3, 2011 10:23 AM

Shit. I had plans in 2135 too.

Posted by: Paultera at January 3, 2011 10:51 AM

Yup, superasente, that is positively optimistic of you!

Posted by: Kateshi Rinkichiku at January 3, 2011 10:52 AM

superasente,

You goddamned sonofabitch. Did you just challenge my great-great-great-great-great-grandkids' right to exist?

Right. Meet me behind the Orlando P. Pajiba High School in 20 minutes with a bag o' thimbles, a stopwatch, a weapon shaped like a sneeze, and a strand of ingrown Pit Bull scrotum hair with a fresh root. We end this. Now.

Posted by: Kballs at January 3, 2011 11:04 AM

I thought it would be bigger.

Posted by: arrrghzi at January 3, 2011 11:59 AM

Damn you, arrrghzi. Damn your curs-ed soul for starting a whatshesaidalanche.

Posted by: Kballs at January 3, 2011 12:01 PM

Did Adventureman write the synopsis? It's nice to see him getting work.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 3, 2011 12:02 PM

Cthulhu looks like an Ood.

I always pictured Cthulhu looking more like Gotopus, to be honest.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 3, 2011 12:06 PM

In general, I tend to find anything that references Cthlhu to be pointless and masturbatory (exceptions being Neil Gaiman, Mike Mignola, and James Riot), but... Okay, I'll bite. That shot at the end was pretty radical. Though, I do find myself agreeing with arrrghzi in terms of the god's size. If you're god can't stand up to Gojira, it's time to retire your cult.

@superasente: Really? 2135? And I thought you were cynical. That's positively uplifting!

Posted by: RobP at January 3, 2011 12:12 PM

I thought it would be bigger.

That's what she said.

Posted by: Rykker at January 3, 2011 12:13 PM

Fried calamari for lunch it is. Thanks for helping me make that decision, TK!

Posted by: Johnny Von Awesome at January 3, 2011 12:59 PM

Oops. There I go commenting before reading something Kballs said.
Again.

On the plus side, it appears not to be a full-on whatshesaidalanche. Just a whisper of a slight flurry; a two-flake tease, if you will, since I'm the only dumbass who chose to be a dumbass.

Posted by: Rykker at January 3, 2011 1:24 PM

On the plus side, it appears not to be a full-on

That's what she said.

This shesaidalanche is happening if I have to plant dynamite on the mountain.

Posted by: Paultera at January 3, 2011 4:19 PM

...if I have to plant dynamite on the mountain

That's what she said.

Wait, how does this work?

Posted by: superasente at January 3, 2011 4:58 PM

Wait, how does this work?

Sounds like my first time.

I mean.

I'll be in the corner.

Posted by: A-schaef at January 3, 2011 6:05 PM

Sounds like my first time.

Posted by: A-schaef at January 3, 2011 6:05 PM

That's what she said.

Did I do it right?

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 3, 2011 8:23 PM

"Did I do it right?"

That's what HE said (and yes, he did do it right-all afternoon, too. Ah, youth).

Posted by: kootenay girl at January 3, 2011 11:16 PM

Valdemar? Where are the magical white horses?
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Anyone?
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No?

Posted by: Kstar at January 4, 2011 1:43 AM

I'm sure the Big C can get bigger if he wants to, thanks so much.

Plus it looks really cold there.

Posted by: HappyGobo at January 4, 2011 2:35 AM

Stupid in Spanish is estupido. Pass.

Posted by: Will at January 4, 2011 7:12 AM

H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos seems so perfect for film adaptation

I disagree the fuck out of this.

Posted by: coryo at January 4, 2011 9:42 AM

Cthulhu looks like an Ood.

I always pictured Cthulhu looking more like Gotopus, to be honest.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 3, 2011 12:06 PM

Actually, the Ood look like Cthulhu. Did you watch the episode they debuted in. Fucking creepy aliens.

Also, while we're on the subject:

"You weren't supposed to let him out. He never sleeps."

Posted by: natfre at January 10, 2011 12:46 AM