Inception Teaser Trailer II

The Water! Don't Drink the Water, Leo!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (25)

Last week, we showed you the International trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Inception, which was cool, but for the fact that it was of poor quality and all the dialogue was French dubbed. Here it is in spankin’ English. Kind of the great thing about it, though, is that it builds quite a thirst without really revealing a damn thing about the movie. All we know, so far, is the logline — a CEO-type becomes involved in a blackmailing scandal — and that there’s a lot of water involved. Oh, and also, that it has one of the coolest casts around — Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page, Joseph-Gordon Levitt, Michael Caine (naturally), Marion Cottilard, Tom Hardy, and the creepiest duo around: Cillian Murphy and Lukas Haas, who could give you a tongue bath that’d make you recoil in on yourself.

Good enough to play for? Cool. Let’s get started:

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I wouldn't mind a tongue bath from just Cillian Murphy, but if you add in Lukas Haas we no longer have a deal.

Posted by: Snath at December 29, 2009 10:09 AM

Cillian Murphy in Sunshine makes up for creepy Cillian elsewhere. Overtime.

Bunk. Gawd.

Posted by: Natural 20 at December 29, 2009 10:12 AM

Also creepy: DiCaprio giving Caine a tongue bath.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 29, 2009 10:13 AM

Y'know, a tongue bath from just about ANYONE is gross. I don't care how attractive a woman is, she is not permited to bath me with her tongue.

Think about the details. I wash my asshole when I bathe. I wash my underarms and my taint.

I mean, I guess if I have 0 respect for the person and have no intention of speaking to them again -- I GUESS I wouldn't mind. But that's a stretch. Really, the whole thing is kindof a gross stretch.

Tongue bath = gross stretch. Yes.

Posted by: superasente at December 29, 2009 10:19 AM

This is the movie I am truly looking forward to seeing.

It seems like something mildly Matrixy is going on - the idea in someone's mind creates in real life. So whatever that bit of biology or technology is, Leo's trying to get it or save it from being stolen.

Posted by: Cindy at December 29, 2009 10:37 AM

Mr. Pecker and Mr. & Mr. Nipples: Did somebody say 'tongue bath'?"

Posted by: , at December 29, 2009 10:42 AM

"It seems like something mildly Matrixy is going on.."

Haas giving Gordon Levitt a tongue bath...

in bullet time.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 29, 2009 10:45 AM

Queue LwaE with the predictable tongue related internet hoo-a comment.

Posted by: PissBoy at December 29, 2009 10:51 AM

"It seems like something mildly Matrixy is going on.."

Haas giving Gordon Levitt a tongue bath...

in bullet time.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 29, 2009 10:45 AM

BRAIN BLEACH NEEDED STAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at December 29, 2009 10:52 AM

In Soviet Internet, tongue get bath from you!

Posted by: Snath at December 29, 2009 10:53 AM

I know tongue-fu.

Posted by: Ed at December 29, 2009 11:23 AM

Okay Ed, now I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Snath at December 29, 2009 11:24 AM

*heavy breathing*

Posted by: Miss D at December 29, 2009 11:27 AM

Want a tongue bath?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 29, 2009 11:46 AM

Not a single drop.

Posted by: coveredinbees at December 29, 2009 12:13 PM

Cillian Murphy was fucking creepy even in Sunshine.

Posted by: sailboat at December 29, 2009 1:08 PM

So, you're telling me there's an action/psychological thriller starring my favorite actors, shy of Angela Bettis, Judi Dench, Michael Shannon, and Ed Norton? Where do I order my tickets?

Posted by: Robert at December 29, 2009 1:19 PM

There was nowhere near enough Cillian Murphy in that trailer. I was told there'd be Cillian Murphy.

Also, he could give me a tongue bath any day. ANY. DAY. (In my usage, that's a figure of speech that requires no actual "bathing". Just some sweet sweet nudeness and making out. Oh, and the sex.) Also also, JGL and Haas are ~~required~~ welcome to join in.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at December 29, 2009 1:21 PM

I've been looking forward to this film for so long, not nearly enough Cillian Murphy and Ellen Page in this trailer!

Posted by: Anna at December 29, 2009 3:44 PM

Okay, what's all this about Cillian Murphy and a tongue bath?! I didn't see either in the (otherwise awesome) trailer... someone fill in the slow kid?

Posted by: Dave at December 29, 2009 4:00 PM

I hate being this hyped for a movie that won't come out for another 6 months. Its not fair.

Posted by: Candy at December 29, 2009 5:58 PM

Also in this film (and trailer): Ken Watanabe. That's worth a mention, I think.

Posted by: lizzie (greeneyedfem) at December 29, 2009 6:04 PM

Candy: I hate being this hyped for a movie that won't come out for another 6 months. Its not fair.

This. So very this.

I don't get it. I mean, it looks finished...

Posted by: vic at December 29, 2009 9:18 PM

Candy: I hate being hyped for a movie that is not at all likely to deliver on the tongue bathing mentioned in this post. Sigh.

Also - why no Marion Cotillard? She's my favourite French thing not made of pastry...

Posted by: Ashley at December 29, 2009 10:33 PM

I understand the appeal behind a tongue bath, I do. But Jesus, my man is hairy. He's not a Sasquatch or anything but all I'm saying is dude could keep me warm in a blizzard. And you know what? I'm cool with that...cause I'm Canadian and we like our men hairy (see above comment about warmth in a blizzard) but I'll be damned if I'm going to give him a tongue bath like some pretty little kitty and then spend the rest of the evening picking boy hair out of my mouth.

However, ask me to tongue bath a girl and I'll accept the invitation. Soft, smooth, pretty skin... damn girls are awesome.

Posted by: Kelly at December 30, 2009 1:44 PM

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