I'm sorry, everyone. You didn't do anything to deserve this. It's not your fault. It has nothing to do with your behavior over the last few days. You're good people; you deserve better. Unfortunately, this is the best that we have to offer this morning. I don't want you to believe that this is an indictment of your actions. Nor should you conclude that it's a reflection of our feelings for you. Sometimes, unfortunately, we have to present to you things that you don't like. It's for your own good. I'm sorry. I know it hurts. But the sooner you get it over with, the sooner you don't have to think about it anymore.

I'm so sorry.

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