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I'm Sorry

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (22)

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I’m sorry, everyone. You didn’t do anything to deserve this. It’s not your fault. It has nothing to do with your behavior over the last few days. You’re good people; you deserve better. Unfortunately, this is the best that we have to offer this morning. I don’t want you to believe that this is an indictment of your actions. Nor should you conclude that it’s a reflection of our feelings for you. Sometimes, unfortunately, we have to present to you things that you don’t like. It’s for your own good. I’m sorry. I know it hurts. But the sooner you get it over with, the sooner you don’t have to think about it anymore.

I’m so sorry.









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Comments

Well, sometimes Pajiba giveth -- Odette Yustman's ass, and sometines Pajiba taketh away -- this.

It's ok. It's ok...

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at June 25, 2010 10:11 AM

Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at June 25, 2010 10:14 AM

What happened to Dustin Hoffman's character? Did that cat from the first movie suffocate him in his sleep?

Posted by: DarthCorleone at June 25, 2010 10:24 AM

Dick.

Posted by: admin at June 25, 2010 10:35 AM

Damn you Rowles. Now I can't un-see it.

Posted by: Doric at June 25, 2010 10:37 AM

Co-starring the Madame Tussaud's figure of Laura Dern!

Posted by: the new transported man at June 25, 2010 10:38 AM

Dustin, you can expect my turd on your porch tomorrow. Thanks FedEx Saturday Delivery!

Posted by: Kballs at June 25, 2010 10:38 AM

I'm really disappointed in you all. I was hoping this would be the first Pajiba post ever without a comment (would it be?), but I guess snark never sleeps.

Posted by: , at June 25, 2010 10:46 AM

Comma: Post a request for all my high school girlfriends to leave a comment. Then you'll get your coveted Zero Comment Post*.

*I made up for it in college. With a vengeance.

Posted by: Kballs at June 25, 2010 11:03 AM

Good to see Dustin Hoffman washed his hands of his film series.

But seriously, is EVERYONE in this film mailing it in or what?

Posted by: Dangerous Dave at June 25, 2010 11:10 AM

Dave, they're not even mailing it in. They're leaving it by the curb and letting the trash guys pick it up. I'd rather see some ultra-violence in this than any action movie. Cut off some fingers, castrate someone, anything to cause the people in this movie pain.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at June 25, 2010 12:28 PM

Dragging down ever more good names with one huh? Harvey Keitel, Laura Dern. Awesome.

Posted by: Nimue at June 25, 2010 1:25 PM

What the fuck.
Robert De Niro. Why?
And I love Jessica Alba for being so damn pretty. I don't give a shit if she can't act, but I like her being pretty and she's gonna be ugly if she keeps being in shitty movies.

Posted by: A-schaef at June 25, 2010 2:04 PM

So...I was supposed to laugh during that trailer, right? That's what Stiller wants, isn't it? Maybe there's something wrong with me then...

Well, if I'm wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Posted by: dfizzle at June 25, 2010 2:46 PM

Is there a seriously random list of the most soul crushing, culture fucking film trilogies?

P.S. Dear Ben Stiller,
I hope you hate your life. I hope you, Bobby D and the rest of the cast spent every day on set hating who you are and what you've become. I hope you cry yourself to sleep every night, lying in your millions of dollars, distraught and despondent at the fact that you've lost all creative merit. You sir, are a disgrace to the memory of 'Zoolander'.

Posted by: Barnes78 at June 25, 2010 3:10 PM

When will Hollywood realize that milking movies is a bad thing. Meet the Parents was a good movie but they had to go and make a sequel which shit all over it. Now this? How many times can they do the "I'm watching you" thing before I go on a baby kicking spree? About .5 more times I think. FUCK THIS MOVIE TO HELL.

Posted by: mightyboosh at June 25, 2010 4:47 PM

Oh, I see. You're sorry.

You know what , Rowles? Fuck you. That's right. Fuck you sideways with a baseball bat. You have destroyed so many of my illusions today about humanity, love, childhood and the Academy Of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences. And I do imagine that you are quite pleased with yourself. Sod off.

Posted by: greer at June 25, 2010 6:59 PM

Ha ha ha! It's like the same movie, but for the third time and this time with little kids!

So I'm probably putting far too much thought into this, but wasn't he a nurse at first? Now he's a pharma rep or something?

Whatever, I don't care. I feel sad for DeNiro. That's about it.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at June 25, 2010 9:36 PM

Oh, I get it! It's funny because "Fokers" sounds like "fuckers", right? That's hilarious.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at June 25, 2010 10:22 PM

i actually plan to if i get the right girlfriend and ask her to marry me i will meet her parents and submit to a lie detector test and a shot of truth serum to prove my worthiness to Mary.

Posted by: Utah Dynamo at June 25, 2010 11:13 PM

Another movie in this series? Worthless.

Ending that hammered shit trailer with the word "Christmas"? Priceless.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 26, 2010 8:59 AM

That's weird. I just shot my self in the face but I don't have a gun.

Posted by: ghunda at June 28, 2010 2:54 AM