I'm Sorry

I'm sorry, everyone. You didn't do anything to deserve this. It's not your fault. It has nothing to do with your behavior over the last few days. You're good people; you deserve better. Unfortunately, this is the best that we have to offer this morning. I don't want you to believe that this is an indictment of your actions. Nor should you conclude that it's a reflection of our feelings for you. Sometimes, unfortunately, we have to present to you things that you don't like. It's for your own good. I'm sorry. I know it hurts. But the sooner you get it over with, the sooner you don't have to think about it anymore.

I'm so sorry.

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