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I'd Like To Conjure Patrick Wilson, If You Know What I Mean, Heh Heh: 6 Trailers For Your Wednesday Morning.

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | April 3, 2013 | Comments ()


A Single Shot

Sam Rockwell stars as John Moon, a man whose entire life is changed when he is out hunting and accidentally shoots a teenage girl. John attempts to hide the body in a cave where he stumbles upon a large amount of money hidden inside. Of course, money is never really free and the current owners are intent on getting it back from John. The movies feels like Winter's Bone and No Country for Old Men to me, with its darkness and lone antihero against seasoned criminals.


The Conjuring

The delectable duo of Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga star as paranormal investigator couple Ed and Lorraine Warren. The couple are tasked with uncovering the reason Lili Taylor's brood is experiencing such frightening and unexplainable events in their home. James Wan can keep working with Patrick Wilson. I'm okay with that.


The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

This one? Ohhhh, this one. I can honestly say that I look forward to it, but only for the (hopefully) inevitable Rifftrax.


Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

I've never seen Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. Looks like my Percy streak will remain unbroken! WOOT!


Greetings From Tim Buckley

Penn Badgely stars as Jeff Buckley. I can say no more.

(Cinema Blend)

The English Teacher

Julianne Moore stars as English teacher Linda Sinclair. Since she is in her forties and single, she has gold frame glasses she clearly stole from 1978. She is also, of course, very lonely and awkward. Until she runs into her former student Jason Sherwood (Michael Angarano), an aspiring playwright with a huge asshole (Greg Kinnear) for a Dad. This one is a HUGE pass for me.


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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Shazza

    Why didn't they show Aidan Turner in Mortal Instruments? All they kept showing was the back of his head. Come on!

  • Mike D

    Wow. The special effects in Percy must be amazing. They have somehow taken one the of the hottest women on the plant, Alexandra Daddario and made her look boring and plain. She is the only reason I would see that movie and they are doing their best to make even that not a reason.

  • Mike D

    Fuck, hottest women on the planet. Ung.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Holy guacamole. I will be seeing the Conjuring. I love a good ghost story, hell I love a bad ghost story.... And Patrick Wilson.

  • Drake

    And James Wan (his movies, not so much)

  • Juxyn

    And Vera Farmiga

  • Snath

    How much of an antihero can Rockwell be? Seems like he's just another antagonist. He shot a girl, then tried HIDING HER BODY.

  • Mrs. Julien

    And then found money, because a dead girl in a cave wasn't complicated enough.

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  • lowercase_ryan

    You can resist Rockwell? I sure can't.

  • Guest

    I've never understood the love for Rockwell (maybe it goes back to The Equalizer).

  • dinosaurpuke

    I can't wait for the dancing.

  • ghisent

    I get the feeling there isn't going to be a Sam Rockwell dancing scene in A Single Shot.

    Aw, what the hell. It's Rockwell, I'll see it anyway.

  • Joe Grunenwald

    "paranormal investigator couple Ed and Lorraine Warren"

    Frank & Sadie Doyle?

  • Boothy K

    Wish I could give multiple up votes!

  • BWeaves

    Did you ever notice that Jewish people never get haunted?

    You never see Jewish ghosts.

    Jewish vampires only show up in comedies.

    Jewish people never live in haunted houses.

    Their heads never spin around an vomit.

    Oh sure, we can get it for you wholesale, but do you really want it that bad?

  • foolsage

    Erm. There is in fact a longstanding tradition of Jewish haunting stories. Google the word "dybbuk".

  • BWeaves

    I know, I know, give me a break here.

    We're kinda over it. Don't believe in it, so it loses the scare appeal.

  • koko temur

    We are just sensible that way

  • BendinIntheWind

    I can think of two, at least:



    Also The Possession has Matisyahu playing a rabbi, so, you know... awesome.

  • BWeaves

    None of the people in those movies are Jewish, so it doesn't count. (Wink)

  • Jezzer

    "Until she runs into her former student Jason Sherwood (Michael Angarano), an aspiring playwright with a huge asshole..."

    I imagined the sentence ending there, and I laughed. Oh, how I laughed!

  • Kala

    Same here. Troublesome parenthesis.

  • koko temur

    Me too!

  • bleujayone

    Don't you know that if you ever expect to experience success as a playwright, that's a necessary asset? Well that and kneepads.

  • Rebecca Cristian

    Andrew. I see what you mean... Sherry`s story is nice... I just purchased a top of the range Fiat Multipla when I got my cheque for $8000 this past four weeks and-in excess of, $10,000 last month. it's by-far the best job I've ever had. I actually started 9-months ago and practically straight away began to bring home more than $77... per hour. I follow the details on this straightforward website, Big31.Com

  • bleujayone

    All the efforts at Pajiba to be inoculated against spam-bots and wouldn't you know it, we're still getting a raging case a genital twerpees anyway. Must be a Disqus-resistant strain.

  • Bedewcrock

    I'm in. Look at that beauty.

  • BWeaves

    So did I!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Since she is in her forties and single, she has gold frame glasses she clearly stole from 1978.

    Your causality might be backwards there.

    I want there to be more Greg Kinnear in the world, so maybe I'll catch this one.

    Please, please let the Vera Farmiga/Patrick Wilson be a comedy. It would be so much better.

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