I Thought I Had Food Poisoning. Turns Out, It Was Just The Trailer For Scary Movie 5

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | March 15, 2013 | Comments ()


I had just finished dinner when an unease settled upon my entire being. My stomach, though full, still felt empty and forlorn. I was confused. I was anxious. Then my mouth began to water and I knew what was coming. Needless to say, my stomach was soon as empty as your life and aspirations will become once you watch the trailer for Scary Movie 5.

Simon Rex, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Locklear, Katt Williams, Sarah Hyland, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are ready to kill your will to live. Feel free to count the number of movie references, as that is how many more days you have to live. Probably. I'm not sure. I'm just going over here to weep.

(H/T Collider)

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