I Bet Possessed Women Are Awesome in Bed

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | May 26, 2010 | Comments ()


Somebody should make a movie about an exorcism preacher who -- when faced with a possessed woman -- decides, rather than perform an excorcism, to sleep with her. I mean: Come one. Possessed women can contort in all those fun ways, and I bet head-spinning could come in handy at some point. Plus: All that demonic aggression. Imagine the possibilities!

In the meantime, you'll have to settle for the trailer for The Last Exorcism, an Eli Roth-produced horror film directed by Daniel Stamm. It has some nice imagery working for it (in the trailer, at least), but there's really nothing else new here. Patrick Fabian is the lead in it, too. He plays the exorcism preacher. And if you've seen a lot of Patrick Fabian, you know he'll probably end up being the bad guy. He always does.

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