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I've Got a Girl In the War

By Willis Reynolds | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (17)

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this world, it’s that your rescue helicopter will always be grabbed out of mid-air by giant alien (Godtopus?) tentacles seconds before it reaches you. This is especially true when the rescuee is Eric Balfour (star of the SyFy original movie Dinoshark). The new trailer for alien invasion flick Skyline features more than just action movie cliches, however. It also offers up Donald Faison on a platter. To the aliens. Nom nom nom.

(io9.com)

And, because I’m new here, and because I know how to properly pander to the Pajiba audience, here’s the Pajibically ubiquitous Turk Dance, now with a French twist.









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Comments

Humanity is fucked again.

I'm up for it.

Posted by: , at October 1, 2010 10:08 AM

What'chu talkin' about, Willis?

(sorry, had to be said.)

This looks interesting enough. Thanks for passing it along.

Posted by: FordbiddenDonut at October 1, 2010 10:11 AM

And now I know to say 'mercy flush' in French. I like the cut of your jib.

Posted by: jM at October 1, 2010 10:12 AM

And was that a Josh Ritter reference?

Jib-cut-like + 1.

Posted by: Kettle at October 1, 2010 10:53 AM

"We have no idea what they're capable of."

Uhh, judging by their actions in the trailer, I'd say they're capable of smashing all of our shit to pieces, you dense bitch.

Looks like a flick to catch in a crowded theater so that the atmosphere can transcend the abhorrent script and lazy plot holes, ala "Independence Day."

Posted by: Kballs at October 1, 2010 10:54 AM

Which virus takes them out?

1. biological

2. computer

Posted by: , at October 1, 2010 10:58 AM

There needs to be way more Turk in that trailer. I'm thinking Scrubs meets Alien destruction flick, where he EAGLES all of the aliens out of our galaxy. EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGLE!

Posted by: Ruth at October 1, 2010 11:12 AM

That looks fookin' retarded. And I plan to watch the shit out of it.

Posted by: MM at October 1, 2010 11:51 AM

Looks like fun!

Posted by: Chickaboom at October 1, 2010 12:02 PM

Nice with the Josh Ritter.

Posted by: VeryKerry at October 1, 2010 12:26 PM

I agree with you MM, I have seen enough trailers to be able to tell which movies will be trash...but this looks like entertaining trash...or at least and crappy ID4 re-make that will still feature explosions...and (hopefully) no Michael Bay.

Posted by: Brian at October 1, 2010 2:15 PM

geep is so there.

Posted by: gp at October 1, 2010 4:31 PM

MY GOD! I cannot wait to see this film! Pajiba has needed more excellent reporting like this for years. I've of course been saying this since Willis first showed me the site years ago. Also - my love for Willis aside - every website could use more Turk dancing.

I do have to question the phrase, "star of the SyFy original movie." I'm sorry a company unwilling to spell their own g'damn name right just to be "hip" does not actually make movies. They make long TV shows. Not saying I don't love these "a very special episodes" but they are a far cry from a movie.

Floweriest!

Where are you red squiggle, floweriest should not be a word!!

Posted by: Chip at October 1, 2010 6:27 PM

An alien invasion flick from the POV of a plucky group of American Apparel models.

Posted by: stryker1121 at October 1, 2010 8:20 PM

Turk and Batista in one movie!

Posted by: e at October 1, 2010 11:14 PM

Looks better than "Independence Day".

Not that it's HARD, but still...

Posted by: Green Lantern at October 2, 2010 6:21 AM

yes please.

Posted by: Johnny Von Awesome at October 2, 2010 10:57 AM