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Because Everything Is Better With More Olyphant

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (11)



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The teaser for I Am Number Four wasn’t terribly engrossing — it smacked of yet another mopey supernatural flick for teens with a bit more special effects. To make matters worse, the lead, Alex Pettyfer, is also starring in that hideous-looking crapfest Beastly, which is an automatic two strikes. BUT… it also stars Kevin Durand, who is always fun (if not somewhat scary) to watch, and the lovely Teresa Palmer (The Sorcerer’s Apprentice). Most importantly, it co-stars one of Pajiba’s favorite men… Timothy Olyphant.

And who doesn’t love them some Olyphant (even a graying, bearded wiseman version, as he is here)? No one. No one sane, anyway. Olyphant is up there with The Statham — chicks dig him, dudes love him, dogs probably wish he would adopt him.

Anyway, here’s the new trailer, which gives a bit more of the story. It’s based on a series of young adult novels by Pittacus Lore, which is kind of an awesome pseudonym (don’t know, don’t care what his real name is). The novels are supposedly breezy, kind of intense fun with a solid mythology and some interesting ideas. It could work, I suppose. Here’s the full synopsis:

Three are dead. Who is Number Four? D.J. Caruso (“Eagle Eye,” “Disturbia”) helms an action-packed thriller about an extraordinary teen, John Smith (Alex Pettyfer), who is a fugitive on the run from ruthless enemies sent to destroy him. Changing his identity, moving from town to town with his guardian Henri (Timothy Olyphant), John is always the new kid with no ties to his past. In the small Ohio town he now calls home, John encounters unexpected, life-changing events—his first love (Dianna Agron), powerful new abilities and a connection to the others who share his incredible destiny.

DJ Caruso, though… Disturbia was decent, mainly due to David Morse, but Eagle Eye was a nightmare committed to celluloid. However, he also directed the very underrated The Salton Sea, so… we shall see.

Check the trailer:










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Comments

Hmmmmmmmmm,

Timothy as Yoda? I can dig that.

Posted by: Magiel at December 8, 2010 9:13 AM

Its part of the James Frey fiction factory that offers horrible deals to desperate young writers so it can go suck a fuck on principle
http://nymag.com/arts/books/features/69474/

Posted by: PyD at December 8, 2010 9:15 AM

I'm getting shades of "Jumpers" and "Push" here... eh.

Posted by: linny at December 8, 2010 9:21 AM

PyD, thank you! I was wondering if I was the only one who knew that. James Frey is an arrogant asshole who preys on the naive.

But I'm torn.

I love Timothy Olyphant and I am thrilled that Dianna Agron is doing a feature film. (I am so tired of seeing Lea Michelle everywhere.)

But James Frey is an asshole extraordinass.

Posted by: Hayden Tompkins at December 8, 2010 10:01 AM

This looks...pretty bad. The Olyphantastic must be paying some bills or something. Oh well. He's done worse. Yeah, I'm staring at you, "The Perfect Getaway". Even his hotness won't be worth forking my money over to see this dreck since...

*Potential Spoiler/Random Guess*

...the writers are probably just going to have him killed off, probably while committing an act of martyrdom or something.

I do like the grey on him though.

Plus this has Michael Bay all over it. Augh.

Posted by: Kaleena at December 8, 2010 10:11 AM

Definitely shades of Push and Jumpers, but the big difference is that I want to see this. Interesting that they finally reveal the chick slicing legs in a knee slide is NOT Dianna Agron; they've been leaving that ambiguous...

And that lead kid? Sometimes he is beautiful (I keep thinking it is Ryan Kwanten), and sometimes he looks awful. Bizarre.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at December 8, 2010 10:12 AM

Hiding in Ohio, hee hee hee! "Oh look! I'm in Ohio! They have hay rides here and houses in foreclosure to squat in!"

Actually, that's fairly accurate. Carry on.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at December 8, 2010 10:13 AM

If they can only be killed in sequence, why don't numbers 2 through 9 form a circle around number 1?

If 4 and 6 are pretty powerful together, I can only imagine all nine together would be nigh-on unbeatable.

Sounds like stupid story logic...

Posted by: Simon at December 8, 2010 10:30 AM

What PyD said. Frey's assembly line of young, hopeful writers throwing away their talent (for what, I really, I'm not sure, since they seem to be getting a shitty contract and have a shitty boss) gives me the heeby jeebies, but... then... I love me some Olyphant. OK: Resolved. I will not pay to see this movie in the theatre, but I will put it in my NetFlix queue, for which I will feel much less guilt.

Posted by: Tira at December 8, 2010 11:15 AM

it would make a good movie to watch in the comfort of ur home but nah....not going out to see it. i'll watch it between episodes of Justified.

Posted by: dl at December 8, 2010 2:26 PM

Who is Number One?

No, but seriously, I was hoping against hope that this was related to the Prisoner (the good one), and was starring Olyphant. That's pretty much my dream.

Posted by: jmag at December 8, 2010 3:39 PM