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How Many Until it's a Millipede? Human Centipede 2 Trailer

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (20)

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If you think about it, the first human centipede only had eight legs, which is hardly centipedal. Though the “centi-” prefix is inaccurate with regard to actual centipedes, who only rarely have as many as a hundred legs, even the centipede species with the fewest legs manages twenty. I’m just saying that if a film is going to declare that it is 100% medically accurate as it makes an intestinal conga line out of poor unlucky folks, it should at the very least strive to be entomologically accurate as well. And at the very least, I insist that the inevitable third entry in the series be dubbed Human Millipede.

Here’s the first trailer for the second film, which is being subtitled “Full Sequence.” I can only assume that means a full hundred legs, or 25 victims:

Whoa there mislabeling cowboy, that’s not a trailer. That is a bunch of actors practicing their emotiveness in front of a television. Hell, they’re not even pretending to watch the second film, they’re pretending to watch the first film. That’s just lazy fake trailer making. Really, they could be watching anything that induces violent vomit.









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Comments

That is not a real piece of jewelry!
Is that a real piece of jewelry?
How can that be a real piece of jewelry?
Haven't even gotten to the trailer yet and I'm mind f-ed.

Posted by: cinekat at September 6, 2011 10:10 AM

I found the first Human Centipede to be gross and funny (possibly unintentionally so. I know jM and I found the dogs HILARIOUS). The second one? From what I understand, Tom Six (is that the right name? I can't be bothered to check) has lost his intestine-linking mind. People puking? Shaking? Crying? Why in the fucking fuck would that make me want to watch a movie that I already know is about attaching unwilling victims ass-to-mouth? COME ON.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at September 6, 2011 10:26 AM

I know you, Pinky, and you're all about the ass-to-mouth. I'm just watching for the anatomy lessons.

Posted by: admin at September 6, 2011 10:38 AM

I think, and I'm not 100% sure, that a centipede has one leg per segment while a millipede has two or more per segment. So if each human body is one segment, and we count the arms as legs, then this would technically be a human millipede.

I can't believe I just had something to contribute to a human centipede discussion and I didn't even gag. No wait, there it is.

Posted by: Tits McGee at September 6, 2011 11:05 AM

The ass-to-mouth conundrum has perplexed society from the time man has walked upright. Whether it is more noble to lead or to follow is a question that can only be answered by the participants involved.


p.s. Boar’s Head roast beef is in a class all by itself. When I used to work as a security guard on the overnight shift I would go to my corner deli and order the Boar’s Head on wheat. It was the closest thing to heaven on earth.

Posted by: Pookie at September 6, 2011 11:07 AM

Okay, I was nunplussed until I heard the baby crying.

Then all I could think of was A Serbian Film.

Now my whole day is ruined.

Posted by: Skyler Durden at September 6, 2011 11:07 AM

Yeah, that's a real necklace. My friend Chay has it, she loved the first movie. My friend Gary also made her a gingerbread human centipede! Also, the sequel is not supposed to be medically accurate. And, it's sexual this time! •_• I haven't seen the first, and the sequel just sounds insane.

Posted by: Bonnye at September 6, 2011 11:11 AM

I want a gingerbread human centipede for my next party.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 6, 2011 12:20 PM

That "trailer" would be more accurate if at least one person was surfing Facebook during the boring parts and occasionally laughing.

Also, is that first guy jerking it? Because he looks like he is.

Posted by: jM at September 6, 2011 12:45 PM

So, Tom Six and Srdjan Spasojevic are in a vomitous contest of one-upmanship to see who can make the most shocking "horror" "film"? Wonderful.

Posted by: stardust at September 6, 2011 1:21 PM

Fortunately I know better than to ask "why?"

Posted by: Jerry at September 6, 2011 1:43 PM

nunplussed

Word of the day!

Posted by: MM at September 6, 2011 2:40 PM

The Human Centipede was more laughable than shocking. Shoot, Apollo 18 had more graphic makeup going on.

My understanding is that the second Human Centipede is supposed to have 12 members. That was the promise during the promotion of the first film.

Posted by: Robert at September 6, 2011 4:02 PM

Oh yeah. They are supposed to be watching the second film. Spring just started in Australia if that was what threw you off. Hence, Spring 2011 in Australia is sometime during Fall 2011 in America. So, Octoberish?

Posted by: Robert at September 6, 2011 4:04 PM

They're selling the film on its ability to make people honk? Big deal. Michael Bay churns out 12 films like that a year...and I'm pretty sure he's partially retarded.

Posted by: Juicy Weatherbee at September 6, 2011 5:26 PM

A guy jerked off to this, apparently. News you can use, kids.

Posted by: stryker1121 at September 6, 2011 8:04 PM

... if each human body is one segment, and we count the arms as legs, then this would technically be a human millipede.

@Tits, you are correct. Millipede legs come in quads, at the four corners of each segment more or less. Centipede legs come in pairs, left and right.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at September 6, 2011 9:36 PM

"A guy jerked off to this, apparently. News you can use, kids."

There's only one way you could be so confident about that....

Posted by: Ender at September 7, 2011 4:46 AM

Nice blog.keep up the good work.

Posted by: vstabi at September 21, 2011 8:10 PM

I love Chris Powell and "EMWLE" and would love this DVD! I've been eying it since it came out!

Posted by: at October 31, 2011 12:31 AM