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Posted by: Paultera at March 9, 2011 5:08 PM
If you don't have TK real-time review this, Pajiba is dead to me.
Posted by: PaddyDog at March 9, 2011 5:09 PM
The King's Feetch
Posted by: D-Day at March 9, 2011 5:11 PM
They say the purpose of pop culture saturation is keep the populace stupid and apathetic; vivid proof cited.
Posted by: Mr. Stitch at March 9, 2011 5:13 PM
If you don't have TK real-time review this, Pajiba is dead to me.
YES TIMES A MILLION.
Posted by: figgy at March 9, 2011 5:13 PM
Wait, how do they overcome being rich, young and good looking? Oh, yeah I don't need to know. Whew, that's a relief.
Posted by: mrcreosote at March 9, 2011 5:21 PM
Is it just me, or...
Is a white woman drinking wine and/or crying in a bathtub the most stereotypical scene in any sort of film where said white woman is the main character?
I mean, speaking as a fella, I understand and appreciate what a hot bath and a glass of Chianti (or something more herbal) can do for the soul... but does it need to be in every movie? I think, at this point, if we just see said white woman with her hair wrapped up like the Sultan of Brunei, we'll understand that she was either heavily crying or heavily drinking whilst in the tub.
Unless it's this movie, where said white woman does both. Originality knows no bounds!
Posted by: RobP at March 9, 2011 5:46 PM
What is this? I don't even...
Posted by: Winterbottom at March 9, 2011 6:09 PM
Speaking as a white woman who has been known to cry, when I cry, it's in the shower with a beer. Maybe I'm just low rent. Or maybe it's because I only have a shower in my bathroom. But sometimes I'm having a beer in the shower because I got really sweaty and a hot shower with a cold beer is ridiculously refreshing.
The other times I'm crying, it's usually in the car and I'm screaming my head off at the same time. Word to the wise: if you ever witness that, just change lanes. Maybe change two, just to be safe.
Posted by: Wednesday at March 9, 2011 6:26 PM
What the fuck. They're not EVEN MARRIED yet. You know what I hope? I hope he turns out gay and she's a coke whore.
Most Romantic Love Story...
Lifetime Exec: Go back and burn every fucking copy.
Underling: Ummm. Boss. We already shipped out about 100,000 copies straight to DVD.
Lifetime Exec: Find them and burn them.
Underling: What about the people who recorded them at home.
Lifetime Exec: Burn their goddamn houses down.
Underling: Shouldn't we have just waited...until...you know...they'd at least been married a few years before doing the movie?
Lifetime Exec: Pulls out lighter and lighter fluid.
Underling: What are you doing?
Lifetime Exec: Burning a person who can't keep their fucking mouth shut.
Posted by: DeistBrawler at March 9, 2011 6:52 PM
::runs through Pajiba screaming and randomly rending posts::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:03 PM
::strafes Eloquents with stolen Love Spackle::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:14 PM
::Pushes all the POST COMMENT buttons at once::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:24 PM
::giggling in the corner::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:27 PM
::spray paints PA-JEE-BA across the masthead::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:29 PM
::running toward Murdertank::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:33 PM
::distracts TK with superhero zombie movie trailer::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:33 PM
::pulls on bullet proof vest::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:34 PM
::shows Dustin sexist comments - he stops to write instrospective article::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:35 PM
::puts on theme music - punk rock version of It's Not Easy Being Green::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:37 PM
::throws Joanna papier mache word cloud model of typography styles::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:38 PM
Look! Is that Jennifer Aniston french-kissing Charlie Sheen?
::Courtney distracted::
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:41 PM
::climbs into Murdertank::
PAJIBA IS MINE!
::strafes trolls and spambots with tentacles::
I'm off to find KBalls!
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:43 PM
I...I...there are no words. Mrs. Julien wins everything forever.
Posted by: McSquish at March 9, 2011 9:51 PM
McSquish, come with me if you want to live.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 9, 2011 9:52 PM
Mrs. Julien - you are the best Pajiban vandal ever. You've thought of everything.
Paddy & Figgy - As soon as I saw that trailer, my first thought was, "Are we going to make TK review this as prep for reviewing the wedding itself?" 'Cause it only makes sense.
Posted by: tamatha at March 9, 2011 9:53 PM
Frankly I'd hoped for more blood and viscera. But I'll take your revolution Mrs. Julien, and gladly bow before my new Pajeeban Dominatrix.
Next thing you know, Lifetime is going to be airing the Unauthorized Story of the Tragic Love Affair of Knox Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise.
Posted by: JustBill at March 9, 2011 11:17 PM
But sometimes I'm having a beer in the shower because I got really sweaty and a hot shower with a cold beer is ridiculously refreshing.
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You said it, sister. It's my treat to myself for mowing the lawn.
Posted by: , at March 10, 2011 1:06 AM
Sometimes I think this site has lost it's edge, that the news reports are too dry, the writers more intent on starting a flame war than provoking debate.
Sometimes I think we have become lame, resting on the laurels of past battles, dusting off EE awards from the distant past as reminders of why we aren't Harry Knowles and his gang of trolls.
Sometimes I think, "Whatever happened to (insert absent commenters name)? He/she/Wendell used to be great fun."
Sometimes I think these things.......and then I read a set of comments like Mrs Julien's and my faith in this goddamned, zombie cursed, sparkly vampire infested shit-hole of a planet is re-affirmed.
To you Mrs J (raises Martini), lang may yer lum reek!
Posted by: frank_247 at March 10, 2011 2:29 AM
Speaking as a loyal citizen of the Commonwealth and a staunch Monarchist...
What? Look around you and tell me that Democracy works better. Poor deluded *mumbling*
*ahem*
I'd just like to see the succession assured, and the next generation raised more responsibly than the last.
Posted by: Wintermute at March 10, 2011 3:44 AM
Besides, if they don't marry how can they have a daughter? Oh I hope they name her Victoria.
Victoria II, a new Boadicea, who will lead the reconquest of the British Empire and reign over the second Golden Age of the Commonwealth.
*sighs*
Well, a lad can dream.
Posted by: Wintermute at March 10, 2011 3:47 AM
Mrs. Julien...I think I love you.
Posted by: LolaDarling at March 10, 2011 9:05 AM
::take a FLAMEthrower to this place::
Posted by: , at March 10, 2011 9:41 AM
Mrs. Julien:
I always knew that I loved you. Now it's been ramped up to worship status.
Posted by: PaddyDog at March 10, 2011 9:45 AM
*Throws flaming bottle through front window of Pajiba*