'House of Cards' S2 Trailer: Don't Sit Too Closely, Or Kevin Spacey May Mistake Your Face for Scenery and Chew It Off

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'House of Cards' S2 Trailer: Don't Sit Too Closely, Or Kevin Spacey May Mistake Your Face for Scenery and Chew It Off

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | January 6, 2014 | Comments ()

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The first full length trailer for season two of House of Cards is here, and it is deliciously Spacey-esque in promising more of the huckster-Machiavellian political shenanigans the first season gave us. I’m not entirely sure what we can expect by way of plotlines from the trailer, but there’s more Constance Zimmer, and that’s never a bad thing, and look! Kate Mara is kissing another woman. On, Netflix: You know just how to broaden your demographic, don’t you?

But mostly, it’s Spacey being Spacey, which means — if you sit too closely to your laptop while watching this trailer — you may lose a nose in all the wonderful scenery chewing.

Season two begins on Valentine’s Day.

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  • Semilitterate

    I can hardly wait----bring it!

  • Jorn Barger

    'Close' not 'Closely'

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    Dear god, there's nothing better than sharpening Spacey's teeth and unleashing him upon a set. Season 2 will be glorious.

  • Must. Finish. Season. One.

    Just haven't had the time...

  • Jenn TheYellowDart

    I am going to watch the HELL out of this.

    "I don't know whether to be proud or terrified."
    I can only aspire to that kind of iciness.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    Robin Wright is making me tingly dingly. I also think that Spacey gained about twenty pounds in that two plus minutes of scenery gorging.

  • lowercase_see

    I want to watch this. But at that age and with that accent, Kevin Spacey looks and sounds so much like my late grandfather that I'm starting to worry I'm being haunted.

  • Target_Blonde

    I look at the iciness in Robin Wright's eyes and think "Oh Butterfly, what did being married to Harvey Milk do to you?"

    Regardless I'm gonna watch the crap out of this vis a vis a binge session on Saturday Feb. 15th,

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    I just look at her and wonder what happened to her Westley...

  • Guest

    Molly Parker (and Reg E. Cathey)!

  • BWeaves

    Yes, yes, but does he have any Grey Poupon?

  • Mrs. Julien

    He would never admit to anything so elitist. Or the blatant overtones of fascism.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    He'd eat plain yellow mustard and smile for the cameras.

  • Mrs. Julien

    If you look very closely, you can see bits of sheetrock in his teeth.

  • BuffyloGal

    "He's got power. He's got a lot to lose, and he's brilliant." Love it!

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