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And Now The Screaming Starts

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)



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As you’ve probably figured out from this weird week of content, there’s fuckall going on these days in Hollywood. December means little news, and bracing yourself for shitty holiday pictures, award season, and the inevitable January/February dead zone where all of the cinematic garbage gets dumped upon us.

But there’s still some nuggets to be found, and since we all love horror movies (we do, don’t we? Anyone who doesn’t gets hit in the face with my car), here are a few of the lesser-known, but still interesting trailers out there.

First, a music video of sorts for the Norwegian film Troll Hunter that Steven Lloyd Wilson first mentioned a couple of months ago. Goddamn, this movie looks fun.


Next, the trailer for the very low-budget-looking, but still pretty goddamn freaky Luster, starring Billy Burke (known for playing Bella’s dad and one of the few decent actors in Twilight), Holly Valance (known for being in D.O.A. and… um… playing the model who sleeps with Eric in the first season of “Entourage”) and Xander Berkeley (known for getting few decent parts but generally being a cool actor), Here you go:


(source: Twitch)

Here’s the trailer for the adorably titled Inbred, directed by Alex Chandon, whose most memorable project is probably co-directing the 1998 documentary about extreme/black metal band Cradle Of Filth (actually an excellent band). I’m showing it not because I expect it to be any good, but rather because it’s actually a well-done trailer.


(source: Bloody Disgusting)

Finally, the most terrifying thing you’re going to see all week:
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I give you… Beiberpalin.

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(source: Mrs. TK sent this to me. I do not know where it comes from. The wretched grotto of Ubbo-Sathla, is my guess. Also, Mrs. TK worries me sometimes)









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Comments

GAH!
I would have much rather you murder me in the face with your car than show me that aBeibernation of a pic.

Posted by: Rykker at December 2, 2010 10:47 AM

I kind of forgot about Troll Hunter! I want to see it SO MUCH, though. It really does look fun.

P.S. I am totally threatening to hit people in the face with my car from now on.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at December 2, 2010 10:48 AM

Have you no sense of decency, sir?

Posted by: , at December 2, 2010 10:55 AM

At least they didn't have to Photoshop in a vagina.

Posted by: Kballs at December 2, 2010 11:35 AM

You are hereby condemned to listen to Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Glenn Beck discuss the federal deficit for all eternity.

Posted by: jthomas666 at December 2, 2010 11:54 AM

Fuck TrollHunter. When's Lordi going to make a movie? Now that's the Scandinavian shit!

Posted by: gunnertec at December 2, 2010 12:10 PM

Is it weird that I'm actually aroused by that picture? It is, isn't it? It's weird.

Good thing I was just kidding, huh? HAHAHA! Oh boy, funny things are funny!

[slinks off]

Posted by: superasente at December 2, 2010 12:25 PM

Yeah, that pic sums it up: American idiocy.

Welcome to the end.

Posted by: Recondite at December 2, 2010 12:39 PM

Remember that scene in Animal House when they're showing slides of new recruits and the camera is focused solely on John Belushi's face and then Flounder's face pops up, remember the look of horror and shock on Belushi's face?

That's what just happened to me when I looked at Beiberpalin.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to poke out my eyes....

Posted by: John W at December 2, 2010 12:58 PM

WHAT THE FUCK??!!?!?!?!??!?!?

Posted by: SilverMan at December 2, 2010 1:22 PM

There you go again TK,

Making me think you're a cool guy by showing your metalhead tendencies and then you throw me out a window into the snow.

What? Oh, I'm being told that I wasn't thrown and that I saw a picture, screamed and then jumped through the window. Hmm. Honestly I don't really remember much. You'll excuse me for assuming it was you since one of the last things I remember is you threatening to hit people with cars.

Posted by: Paultera at December 2, 2010 1:32 PM

Damn, I've watched Audition and I Spit on Your Grave and even that fake cannibal documentary without flinching, but BeiberPalin is fucking terrifying.

The troll trailer was a bit long and frankly I was bored until they turned the 3-headed one into stone and then I enjoyed the hell out of it.

The second trailer reminds me of the movie Peacock, where a man lives two lives, as both the husband AND the wife, and neither is aware they're the same person. Wife gets up and makes breakfast, then transforms into Husband who finds it waiting for him in the kitchen. Really well done but super sad.

Third trailer--kids, I think Mr. Paperbag Head is dead now, you can stop with the stabby. That was actually a really effective, creepy image, like someone was just driving by. Aw, what are those happy little children doing? Dancing around a Maypole? Playing tetherball? What the f...

*hits the gas*

Posted by: DeadBessie at December 2, 2010 2:31 PM

I thought we were going to see something Centipede-like. I wonder what a Beiber-Palin-The Situation Human Centipede would look like? I'd probably put Palin in the middle, since that's where we put bitches that piss us off (and by 'we' I mean mad scientists, duh). Let's see...the rear would be Beiber because I'm guessing he's done ass to mouth before and might adjust more quickly. Then The Situation would be the front, but I may need to cut his vocal cords a la Motel Hell like Farmer Vincent taught me.

You know what? Imma get right on this.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at December 2, 2010 2:52 PM

Any horror film set in Yorkshire should be called "Blunt" or just "Rude".

The above movie "Inbred" should obviously be set in Norfolk.

More stereotypes as and when you need them...

Posted by: Simon at December 2, 2010 4:31 PM

Those crazy Norwegians. They are so cool.

Posted by: J9 at December 2, 2010 6:00 PM

You are hereby condemned to listen to Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Glenn Beck discuss the federal deficit for all eternity.

Posted by: jthomas666 at December 2, 2010 11:54 AM

Sarah Palin: "Defi what?"

Posted by: Uriah Creep at December 2, 2010 9:24 PM

My horror movie recommendation: Check out UK Indie Horror film The Possession of David O'Reilly http://amzn.to/drzxWd

Posted by: Anna at December 3, 2010 2:58 AM

Thanks, Anna, that's going into my Netflix queue. SO hard to find good horror lately.

Posted by: DeadBessie at December 3, 2010 9:51 AM

Perfectly pent content , thankyou for selective information .

Posted by: Willa at December 4, 2010 2:33 PM