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Honky Grandma Be Trippin'

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (30)

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Here’s the trailer for Big Momma’s House 3.

Don’t mind me. I’ll be the one over in the corner weeping with a gun in my mouth.


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Comments

Wow, I hope it's just as funny as it looks!

Posted by: Einstien at November 4, 2010 1:46 PM

[clicks play]

[watches whole trailer]

[nods slowly]

[gets up]

[sips beer]

[sits on couch]

[gets up]

[kills everything]

Posted by: TK at November 4, 2010 1:49 PM

Oh come on, it can't be...

Oh...

Oh God...

The minotaur will come for you at midnight. Gouge out your eyes so you may not look into the darkness of the human soul. He screams with the tongue of lies, and he will drag your soul into the madness that has always been inside of you. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE MINOTAUR FOR THE MINOTAUR HAS BEEN YOU ALL ALONG. THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT WILL NOT HIDE YOU FROM THE ONE WHO WILL JUDGE YOU. IT WILL NEVER BE YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN. BOW BEFORE THE MINOTAUR AND PRAY HE TEARS YOUR SOUL APART FIRST.

... Sorry, don't know what happened there. Hey, why are all the walls bleeding?

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at November 4, 2010 2:00 PM

Also, I hope there's a lot of fart-jokes. They're so funny.

Posted by: Einstien at November 4, 2010 2:01 PM

Sometimes I wonder if these actors do these movies just for the paycheck. I mean really, you just know this movie is going to be a piece of shit. I’m so fucking sick of Lawrence, Chris Rock, Ice Cube and his beyond shitty movies. When does this shit all end? Sometimes Rowles I wonder where do you get the strength to review some of these movies.

Posted by: Pookie at November 4, 2010 2:01 PM

Soooooo... they equipped his fat suit with anatomically correct breasts and genitals?

Good job, Martin Lawrence. Solid.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at November 4, 2010 2:03 PM

Ehh...It's still better than Fox News.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at November 4, 2010 2:06 PM

a third big momma and still no new Pootie Tang INJUSTICE!!

Posted by: BigTodd at November 4, 2010 2:09 PM

Hey guys,
Do any of you ever wish that you could like this stuff? I mean, wouldn't it be fun? You could buy the Big Momma's House trilogy and laugh yourself stupid*. Is it really worth it to think yourself out of things you know are bad but might be enjoyable? I mean, if I could do that, I could listen to commercial radio!

I know people who live this way. They seem happy.

* - stupider (sic)

Posted by: pissant at November 4, 2010 2:10 PM

I know! And I would have lots and lots of movies to go see in theaters. It would be nice.

*sigh*

But I don't, I can't, and I won't.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at November 4, 2010 2:14 PM

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

He comes.

Posted by: Perfect Tommy at November 4, 2010 2:15 PM

Tracey Jordan quote FTW.

Posted by: Markus at November 4, 2010 2:20 PM

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Sweeter words have never been spoken. Thank you, internet, for saving me from myself.

Posted by: sweetpea at November 4, 2010 2:26 PM

I will not watch that trailer. I've done some fucked up shit in my life and if there's a Hell, I have the penthouse reserved. But for all my sins I do not deserve that kind of punishment. The knowledge that this even exists is far greater torture than any of us deserve.

Speaking of hell, I think when Martin Lawrence goes he will be forced to watch his career slowly pass by his eyes over and over and over.

Posted by: Paultera at November 4, 2010 2:36 PM

Nothing will ever surpass The Black Knight.

Ever.

Posted by: superasente at November 4, 2010 3:07 PM

Real time trailer review:

.08 car chase! Bayriffic!

.30 fat suit-easing head into microwave

.48 nutshot joke-why can't I reach the popcorn button?

.57 Busom Buddies ripoff? That's unfortunate-this meat fork is juuuust right.

1.10 nutcracker joke. Well, this is as bad as it can get.

1.49 naked. BLAM!!!!


.............

Posted by: Mrcreosote at November 4, 2010 3:17 PM

Life.

The Universe.

And Everything.

Oh no, not the book. It is the list of things I just QUIT because of this.

Posted by: Vermillion at November 4, 2010 3:20 PM

This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at November 4, 2010 4:23 PM

Good stuff, I've been holding out buying the DVD's until I could get the trilogy boxset.

Posted by: feelsgoodman at November 4, 2010 4:48 PM

Stupid people like this stuff and they are happier than I. I prefer my cynicism and anger and sadness if it means I'm smart enough to not watch Big Momma 1, 2, or 345.

Posted by: Skeetikus at November 4, 2010 5:27 PM

I hope they convert it to 3D. Really, I don't see why they don't just go all the way with the bad decisions here.

Posted by: Paultera at November 4, 2010 5:44 PM

I know! And I would have lots and lots of movies to go see in theaters. It would be nice.

*sigh*

But I don't, I can't, and I won't.

---------------------------
Stupid people like this stuff and they are happier than I. I prefer my cynicism and anger and sadness if it means I'm smart enough to not watch Big Momma 1, 2, or 345.

So, is ignorance bliss only as long as you don't realize it?

Posted by: pissant at November 4, 2010 6:15 PM

I'm baffled that anyone watched that trailer. I mean you're just asking for a world of pain and suffering and to be digested for a thousand years in the belly of the Saarlac here.

Also, I swear to Godtopus, if I ever met Martin Lawrence I'd slap him in the face. He's the Lex Luthor to my Clark Kent. One day, I shall end him.

Posted by: figgy at November 4, 2010 6:29 PM

Yeah, definitely. As soon as you know you are ignorant, the fiction disappears.

It's like "The Prisoner". You were only happy there if you didn't realize there was something else.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at November 4, 2010 8:35 PM

In utter seriousness, this looks like the worst movie possibly conceivable in any multitude of universes that the great godtopus might watch over. Martin Lawrence nude modeling in a fat suit? Are you fucking kidding me?

Posted by: jackk at November 5, 2010 1:08 AM

I tell you, this will be a laugh-a-minute thrill ride! Martin Lawrence is returning to form! I think if I put my head in acid I could die a slow horrible death and get that image out of my head!

Posted by: AlexaCastro at November 5, 2010 2:07 AM

Truly, what better movie to be released in, and celebrate Black History Month. Truly.

Posted by: anon at November 5, 2010 12:25 PM

why? WHY?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK? there is no God. this is proof.

Posted by: Taylor Kozakar at November 5, 2010 9:09 PM

As a lifelong member of the brown community, I would like to say I had nothing to do with this, I discourage it, and may God have mercy on Martin Lawrence's soul.

I wish you all a happy and black-man-in-fat-woman-suit free life!

Posted by: Brittany at November 6, 2010 1:36 AM

My anus reached out of my pants and slapped me in the face after having watched that.

Posted by: Jpongin at November 9, 2010 3:34 AM