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By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (21)



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I’m not too sure about the new sorta-trend of faux-grindhouse fare. Machete probably won’t do particularly well, and while I love the idea of it, I’m not sure how successful the execution will end up. Our own Dan Carlson seemed none too enamored of it, and his is an opinion I tend to trust.

Hobo With A Shotgun was another fake trailer that screened before Grindhouse, and it was met with a good amount of audience glee. I thought it was pretty funny myself. Now it, much like Machete, is becoming its own movie, starring none other than C-movie star Rutger Hauer. Now, I loves me some Hauer, whether it’s in ironically awful flicks like Blind Fury and Split Second, or more serious genre films like Batman Begins. So when reader Lauren sent me the link for the trailer, I was all sorts of excited. And I admit, the trailer’s pretty sweet. It’s surprisingly serious in tone, even if it’s a sort of grimy, goofy serious. But this has almost no star power attached to it, and instead of a heavyweight like Robert Rodriguez at the helm, it’s directed by Jason Eisener, who’s only other credit is a short film called Treevenge.

Whatever. Watch the trailer:

Yeah. Fuck what I just said. I’m strangely drawn to it. It looks hilariously gory and ridiculous. It’s the kind of shit I can get down with. I mean, I’m in love with the simplicity of it.

A hobo.

With a shotgun.

What’s not to love?









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Comments

does anyone know when the movie is coming out???

Posted by: Mr. Razastein at September 7, 2010 9:44 AM

So it's a faux-grindhouse film actually made to be a real grindhouse film based on a fake-grindhouse trailer from the self-referential film Grindhouse? Trippy.

Posted by: Robert at September 7, 2010 9:49 AM

According to IMDB Jan 2011.

I'm so there!
Looks like fun.

Posted by: magiel at September 7, 2010 9:54 AM

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Treevenge? Where can we see that?

(Unless it turns out to be a Lorax sort of thing. Fuck you, Lorax, I recycle. Get off my case.)

Posted by: Melodie at September 7, 2010 9:54 AM

Is the 70's faux-exploitation fad going to end soon? This may be the most irritating idea hollywood has glommed onto in years. You would think the failure of Grindhouse would end this trend before it really got started but bizarrely it just seemed to hybernate. Machete looks stupid, this looks stupid, the Ali Larter vodka ads are entertaining in 30 second doses but that's about it. I just don't get this love affair with poorly made cinema. There is enough accidentally poorly made cinema out there without having to do it on purpose. There was one good thing to come of this; "Black Dynamite". Because it's a damn fine spoof movie the way Mel Brooks used to make spoof movies.

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 7, 2010 9:58 AM

A hobo. With a shotgun. What’s not to love?

Like Machete, I love the trailers, but expanding out into a full film? We'll have to see.

Also, on the way to work I saw a guy with a sign that read "Hungry Hungry Hobo". Who knew that today was going to be so hoborrific (hoboic? hobolicious?)?

Posted by: branded at September 7, 2010 10:22 AM

I believe you mean hobotastic.

This film, on the other hand, looks hobhorrent.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at September 7, 2010 10:24 AM

So Treevenge...

Is this the badass cousin of The Happening? Or a feature-length version of that Evil Dead tree-rape scene?

I agree with Melodie. You need to fill us in on these things.

Posted by: penelope at September 7, 2010 10:30 AM

That looks 88 kinds of awesome.

Posted by: , at September 7, 2010 10:31 AM

Hobo With A Shotgun was another fake trailer that screened before Grindhouse

No it wasn't. The 4 fake trailers were Rodriguez's Machete, Edgar Wright's Don't, Rob Zombie's Werewolf Women of the SS and Eli Roth's Thanksgiving.

As for the idea...well ANYTHING that gives us more Rutger Hauer, I'm all for.

Posted by: Fredo at September 7, 2010 10:44 AM

Hate to break it to you Fredo, but you're incorrect. Eisener won the trailer contest that Rodriguez held during SXSW, and the Hobo trailer played in several international theaters - mainly Canadian ones but also selected US ones - before Grindhouse.

Posted by: TK at September 7, 2010 10:51 AM

Is the 70's faux-exploitation fad going to end soon?

Oh, lord, I hope so. Cranking the stupid up to 11 is only going to work for so long. You'd think that after seeing Saturday Night Live skits flop repeatedly when turned into movies that people would realize what's amusing for three minutes is excruciatingly boring when run into the ground for ninety.

Posted by: Wednesday at September 7, 2010 10:56 AM

I know the exploit style isn't for everyone, but it certainly isn't some fad that's just reared it's ugly head. Tarrantino and Rodriguez brought recognition to a style that's been made for decades on shoestring budgets. This isn't some referential faux-exploit nonsense; the entire genre is referential nonsense. Exploitation wouldn't exist with the studio inspiration, and later exploitation couldn't exist without the prior exploitation. All the directors are trying to do one better than what came before, and doing that requires knowing what came before in studio and exploit films.

In other words, the fad isn't going anywhere because it never left. This is the second time such a film got a wide release in the past decade (Black Dynamite was not wide, Teeth was not wide, none of the others were that wide) and it got surprisingly good reviews and made good money for this style. This is the same kind of reasoning as the people who claimed Moulin Rouge and Chicago brought back the American musical. It never left; y'all just stopped watching meaning fewer musicals were released wide enough to be seen and talked about.

Posted by: Robert at September 7, 2010 11:06 AM

so wtf was that supposed to be? a movie about a deranged wino? the bumfights corporation ratched up to gore level? an armageddon against the poor?

that trailer said to me, "omg we made a big mess, throw it in a blender and take two minutes at random and maybe people will think it is a movie"

Posted by: idleprimate at September 7, 2010 11:08 AM

Well in a bigger sense, you're right. There isn't anything new under the sun. But the deliberate uglification of movies to make it look like something out of a low-budget 70's movie *is* a current bandwagon.

Adding in fake scratches, putting actors in polyester, and junking up the visuals is just cheap. If you want to play within (and around) the boundaries of a genre, great. Nothing wrong with that. But like every creator who takes a culturally familiar starting point and adds "what if", you better have a compelling "what if" if you expect the audience to remain engaged.

Posted by: Wednesday at September 7, 2010 11:25 AM

TK, well given that it didn't play before my screening of Grindhouse, I call shenanigans!

/arms angry mob

Posted by: Fredo at September 7, 2010 11:27 AM

I want to give that hobo a sandwich. I'm not giving him money because I know he'll just drink it up and that's not what I'm about. I suppose I'd give him money if he promised to spend it on ammunition, but he has to pinky swear.

Posted by: admin at September 7, 2010 11:30 AM

Robert: Wednesday and I are on the same page. I'm not talking about B movies, I know those are around because I watch them. Usually drunk. I mean these intentional artificially faded film stock bad acting with A list stars extravaganzas of trash movie making. That sentence should have several hyphens but I'm lazy and don't feel like putting them in. Even though there really aren't THAT many it certainly feels like it. It's a bullshit excuse for the director to just throw money on screen and have an instant Get Out Of Jail Free card if it fails. If you liked it, great. If you hated it, you didn't "get" it. This shit is boring.

I don't put Black Dynamite in the same category. That's a comedy. And a damn fine one.

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 7, 2010 12:29 PM

i'm with tyler, there is a world of difference between homage, say like piranha, that used state of the art everything to communicate a pssion for the kind of movies the director was weaned on, and trying to manufacture a simulacrum of older low budget films.

I like a lot of older b movies. they were representative of their era. there is no value in making shoddy xeroxes of them. its not ironic, its not hip and its not fun.

and really, there is a world of difference between a little joke and making an entire shitty movie and then expecting people to spend their money on it.

Posted by: idleprimate at September 7, 2010 1:20 PM

Treevenge is a miraculously awesome film. It's gory and hilarious and I think it would make a much better feature film then Hobo.

http://twitchfilm.net/news/2009/09/beware-the-furious-foliage-its-jason-eiseners-treevenge.php

Posted by: Paul at September 7, 2010 2:16 PM

I'm not sure that you can really say this movie is manufacturing a low budget aesthetic- because it actually IS low budget. It was filming in Halifax and Dartmouth this past spring and summer, and while it's getting mainstream exposure it's got an indie heart and an indie approach. I had friends who did acting, production, special effects and set decorating for free, all because of their love of this movie and Jason, who from all accounts is a fantastically passionate young filmmaker. This isn't in the same realm as Machete because Eisner doesn't have Rodriguez's clout. It was Rodriguez and Tarantino who gave him the exposure to do this production, and to spend the past three years working on a concept, but this is, by no means, a Big Hollywood Movie. Yes, it is simulating the effects of grindhouse and B-movies and is very self conscious of it, but it's also attempting to be loving towards it, and whether or not it is interpreted as loving or mocking will determine it's success, just as Dan concluded from Machete.

Posted by: Claire Allison at September 7, 2010 8:42 PM