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Suck Out The Poison

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (14)



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Is it me, or does Jennifer Chambers Lynch have a thing for legless women?

Here’s the trailer for Hisss, the new film by Ms. Lynch, daughter of weirdmeister David. The last film of hers that I saw was an unmitigated disaster, a twisted trainwreck of near-epic proportions, and the film that virtually capsized Sherilynn Fenn’s career. I speak, of course, of the quadruple-amputee-in-a-glass-box classic, 1993’sBoxing Helena. Yikes.

Anyway, Ms. Lynch has been relatively quiet since then, until now. She’s got a movie that’s debuted at Cannes back in May, and is being released this Friday (in India). No idea when it’s coming to the rest of the world, but after watching the trailer, I am strangely fascinated by it. The trailer’s been around for quite some time, but the marketing for the film’s been virtually nonexistent in the US, which is a shame, because it’s strangely riveting, in a bizarre, creepy-as-fuck way. It’s got some seriously freaky imagery, and I am very interested in it. Here’s the (rather lengthy) synopsis:

The curse of the Cobra Goddess- anytime man desecrates or violates the cobra, they are doomed to suffer the petrifying curser of the snake woman, of death and infertility. Only respect and worship can keep the population safe and the women fertile.

Over 4000 years ago the inhabitants of the Indus Valley sculpted the image of the shape shifting snake. These half cobras, half human creatures were said to inhabit an awesome, mysterious temple, made of material unknown to mankind, deep within the jungles, far, far away in the legendary spice forests of the Malabar Coast. Children grew up hearing about the story recounted to their grandfathers, by their forefathers about an ancestor, who had journeyed to the edge of the world, and came back to recount a frightening story about the Snake Goddess and her mate… and from here the legend travelled across India, and the far east along the silk route - passed on from generation to generation for thousands of years until this day.

It is the year 2008, an American man, named George, packing high tech gear, and evil intentions, makes the arduous journey into the heart of the forbidden forest. He captures a male cobra the size of large python when he’s at his weakest, while mating. Little does he realize when they embark on testing this mysterious creature in their high-tech lab, what horror and destruction awaits him

Yeah, why the Hell wouldn’t I see it? Check the trailer below. A warning — it’s a little squicky, particularly the beginning. And it’s got a bit of bare heiny for you pearl-clutchers.

As a bonus, courtesy of Twitch, here’s a behind the scenes featurette with Robert Kurtzman’s Precinct 13 SFX lab, who did much of the special effects. It’s… interesting.









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Comments

Squicky indeed. I watched it with the sound turned of whilst listening to a piano concerto by I know not who (the stream I listen to doesn't imbed track names - boooo!). Anyway, even with the sound turned off, the trailer seems to give away a lot, but I'll give this a look if it ever gets to Netflix.

And Boxing Helena was horrible. And it probably did contribute to the death of Sherilynn Fenn’s career. That and the fact nobodies writing good, meaty Audrey Horne roles anymore.

Posted by: Groundloop at October 19, 2010 9:29 AM

I am about to watch the trailer and predict a lot of writhing to some kind of tribal music accompaniment. And lots of blood, of course.

Let's see how I did . . .

Posted by: Kballs at October 19, 2010 9:38 AM

I fucking NAILED that shit!

It looks like high quality Skinemax or straight to DVD fare. Pass.

Posted by: Kballs at October 19, 2010 9:42 AM

Did the snakewoman just blink her eyes? Right about the 1:10 mark. Snakes don't have eyelids.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 19, 2010 9:48 AM

Did the snakewoman just blink her eyes? Right about the 1:10 mark. Snakes don't have eyelids.

Well, in the interest of fairness, they don't have arms either.

This looks... interesting. Whoever that actress is, she's lovely. Minus the fangs.

OK, even with the fangs.

Posted by: Perfect Tommy at October 19, 2010 9:52 AM

Did the snakewoman just blink her eyes? Right about the 1:10 mark. Snakes don't have eyelids.

Well, in the interest of fairness, they don't have arms either.

OK, they don't have boobies, either, but the actor could just NOT blink. They did wrap up the arms and legs in the last shot.

Personally, if they wanted to go for horror, they just should have made "Menstruation: The Movie."

Posted by: BWeaves at October 19, 2010 10:09 AM

Personally, if they wanted to go for horror, they just should have made "Menstruation: The Movie."

We've already got Teeth to freak us the hell out. I think I'm all set with vagina-themed horror, thanks. I'd rather not swallow my gorge and shudder in fear the next time I take a woman's pants off.

Posted by: Perfect Tommy at October 19, 2010 10:11 AM

Did the snakewoman just blink her eyes? Right about the 1:10 mark. Snakes don't have eyelids.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 19, 2010 9:48 AM

Snakewomen, however, do have eyelids. It says so in my Monster Manual.

Posted by: FordbiddenDonut at October 19, 2010 10:12 AM

Passss

Posted by: , at October 19, 2010 11:00 AM

That's Mallika Sherawat. Catapulted to fame because in her first movie she was supposed to have kissed her costar 37 times (when in most Indian movies they usually don't show people kissing).

There are bunch of Hindi movies about cobra women taking revenge on people who killed/injured/captured their mate. It was this proper genre in the 1980s and 1990s which gave rise to some of the most fantastically bad movies in Bollywood. Watching them while drunk is highly recommended. Though of course this one has been Americanized so it won't be as hilarious.

Posted by: Lilac at October 19, 2010 1:02 PM

@Forbiddendonut: She could have at least used the legends of the Naga instead some weird Medusa/Yuan-Ti mashup.

Posted by: FabMax at October 19, 2010 1:06 PM

That's a LOT of writhing for one 2-minute trailer.

As an aside, who the FUCK writes these movie synopses? They make my heart bleed.

Posted by: Meggrs at October 19, 2010 1:32 PM

I think she should have just called it Snake Oil instead.

Posted by: Simon at October 19, 2010 3:03 PM

oh god, with the boxing helena hate again.

I'LL BUY THIS TOO!!

mwahaha

Posted by: gp at October 19, 2010 3:17 PM